Quotes About Crappy Life

#1. Looks like I'm going to ruin your day, Big Boy. I choose to live my crappy life a little longer. (Susan)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#2. I did it because I thought I could die quickly if I lived like that. I couldn't end my life, leaving behind my younger sister. I thought that if I lived that way I would get punished and end this crappy life early. But now I want to live. Because I have a reason to live.

Ma-Roo

#3. If life hands you some crappy chapters. . . then rewrite your story.

Ireland Gill

#4. Can you imagine what it would do to a person, to know that they were standing between three people and that marrow-deep, desperate need?

Catherynne M Valente

#5. Every time you see someone's bright-and-shiny, remember: They have their own crappy truths too. Of course they do. And every time you see your own crappy truth and feel despair and think, 'Is this my life?', remember: It's not. Everyone's got a bright-and-shiny, even if it's hard to find sometimes.

Sophie Kinsella

#6. The statement is that I'm not one icon. I'm every icon. I'm an icon that is made out of all the colors on the palette at every time.

Lady Gaga

#7. The big nest was in Afghanistan, thats not quite cleared, then there are nests in the Philippines, there are nests in Indonesia, the Malaysians are clearing up their nests.

Lee Kuan Yew

#8. Why isn't there a holiday for all the sad sacks of the world who might actually need a crappy gift or schmaltzy card to cheer them up? I'm waiting for the "Let's All Mope!" day or a "Life Sucks" three-day weekend. Aren't we the ones who really need that box of chocolate?

Kim Askew

#9. You may discover your purpose, but if you take it for granted, you will abuse yourself.

Israelmore Ayivor

#10. In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

Jeff Foxworthy

#11. There's no such thing as an absolute openness. Openness is relative, I think, in all societies.

Peter Eisenman

#12. Life isn't about getting what we want. It's about turning the crappy cards we're dealt into a winning hand,

R.K. Ryals

#13. It is, perhaps, a debatable question, whether a person who has always been notoriously in the habit of lying, has a right to tell the truth; it is, of course, the only device by which he can deceive people.

George D. Prentice

#14. Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. The average American [should be] content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted to think about any other role.

William Torrey Harris

#15. When you're dealt a crappy situation, you think to yourself, At least it can't get any worse than this. And then life

Victoria Scott

#16. I don't know if there are topics that I unconsciously avoid, but as soon as they pop up in my writing, I try to take on those topics, whether or not I publish the poems.

Denise Duhamel

#17. Should you create a protagonist based directly on yourself? The problem with this - and it is a very large problem - is that almost no one can view himself objectively on the page. As the writer, you're too close to your own complicated makeup.

Nancy Kress

#18. Life's too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don't care.

Matty Healy

#19. Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking ... a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards.

Sophie Kinsella

#20. Have some sort of a private place to work in. Put up a sign to keep from being interrupted. Mine says: "Please, do not knock, do not say hello or goodbye, do not ask what's for dinner, do not disturb me unless the police or firemen have to be called."

Judith Krantz

#21. Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops.

Mamie Eisenhower

#22. I wanted so badly for there to be more. I ached for there to be more than my crappy little life.' He shakes his head. 'And there was more. I just couldn't see it.

Patrick Ness

#23. Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

Chris Rock

#24. I think I've finally worked out how to feel good about life. Every time you see someone's bright-and-shiny, remember: They have their own crappy truths too. Of course they do.

Sophie Kinsella

#25. Life is like poker. Fair, random and risky.
As your crappy hand can win the game without it being seen, and even change mid-game.
-Alan Hernandez

Alan Hernandez

#26. Females create life, males end it. War, crime, violence, are primarily male franchises. Man shit. It's nature's supreme joke.
Deep in the womb, men start out as the good thing, and wind up as the crappy thing. Not all men. Just enough. Just enough to fuck things up.

George Carlin

#27. Life is crappy and unfair some times. But deciding what yo do with that crap is all up to you

Unknown

#28. I've had plenty of crappy jobs, but the only job I've ever really dedicated myself to has been acting. It's my life.

Dax Shepard

#29. I hate reading stuff that is depressing or morbid or in any way crappy. That's what life is for.

Marci Lyn Curtis

#30. When you are having a really crappy day, and life seems to be kicking your ass, try to force your self to laugh. If you can achieve a smile and a laugh, you can chase any demons away

L.F.Young

#31. We dreamt of a crappy apartment somewhere
Making love while we let the midnight air
Flow through the open window, into our closed hearts
Left bitter from heartbreak and too much time apart

Jessica-Lynn Barbour

#32. Life's full of opportunities to make crappy decisions that feel good. And after the first one, the rest get a whole lot easier.

Holly Black

#33. Life is too short to dwell on the crappy things of the past.

Jayda Skidmore

#34. I'd rather be hated for what I am than to be loved for what I'm not.

Chuck D

#35. Yeah, my parents are crappy, but you hurt either of my sisters and I will spend my life finding ways to destroy you.

Patrick Ness

#36. Coffee is one of the few constants in my life," I explained. "No matter where I go, no matter how crappy a day I'm having, no matter what kind of mood I'm in, coffee is always there to make me feel a little better.

Elliott James

#37. I'm Nathan Parrish and you're the most beautiful girl I've laid eyes on in my entire life. And at the risk of sounding like that crappy Partridge Family song, I think I love you.

Rachel Gibson

#38. I want people to understand the amazing, positive way our software can make leisure time more enjoyable, and work and businesses more successful.

Steve Ballmer