Quotes About Coconuts

#1. Shopping in Thailand is super cheap and generally high quality. Bangkok is also safe. If you see anybody wearing camouflage holding a machete, don't be scared. They sell coconuts.

Bobby Lee

#2. I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there's just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked.

Channing Tatum

#3. No chimpanzee husband would stand by while his wife lost all her coconuts.

Kurt Vonnegut

#4. Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Graham Chapman

#5. My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.

Demetri Martin

#6. When people say sex is a filth of society, I say, yes! You're born by enchanting mantras and breaking coconuts!

Himmilicious

#7. 150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Jim Carrey

#8. I developed a passion for the Middle Ages the same way some people develop a passion for coconuts.

Umberto Eco

#9. Where'd you get the coconuts?

Ernest Cline

#10. In the garden of gentle sanity,
May you be bombarded by the coconuts of wakefulness.

Chogyam Trungpa

#11. In the first weeks I had occasionally worn clothes in the morning before the sun began its ascent, but very soon I abandoned this habit, and the only bit of material I ever wore was the strip of sari cloth around my hips, which was so useful for making into a bag to collect coconuts on walks.

Lucy Irvine

#12. Everyone here was the cleverest little monkey in his or her particular tree. Except now we're all in one tree together. It can be a shock. Not enough coconuts to go round. You'll be dealing with your equals for the first time in your life, and your betters. You won't like it.

Lev Grossman

#13. I think I was a mermaid and I used to swim the shores or Hawaii and used to pop up and see coconuts and pineapples everywhere.

Ella Henderson

#14. We are social beings and confidence is framed by our interactions in the social world. It's rather difficult to be confident or shy on a desert island with no one to share your coconuts!

Gary Wood

#15. I grew up with coconuts as the main flavor in food in Jamaica. It's part of our culture.

Ziggy Marley

#16. My shower doesn't make everything go away. The world doesn't feel like a bigger, brighter place because my hair smells like coconuts.

Jolene Perry

#17. When we think of coconuts or pigs, there are no coconuts or pigs in the brain.

Gregory Bateson

#18. I had a coconut on the way, which was another first for me. A drink and food all in one. It didn't look like the normal coconuts you win at fairgrounds. There was no hair on it. I don't know if that's how they grow here or if it's that Brazilians hate hair on anything and they've waxed them.

Karl Pilkington

#19. My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.

Henny Youngman

#20. There will be no bananas!" "There will be entire tropical rainforests of bananas! And coconuts!" I gestured to my breasts. "And, hopefully, bananas rubbing against coconuts.

Penny Reid

#21. Then I heard a noise I'd never heard in real life before. The kind of noise you hear in movies when horse's hooves are beating on cobblestones or the members of Monty Python were cracking together coconuts.

Kristen Ashley

#22. Skeletons of mice are often to be found in coconuts, for it is easier to get in, slim and greedy, than to get out, appeased but fat.

Viktor Korchnoi

#23. If you take 12 waters from the coconut - not the ones you buy in the store, although that's good - but the fresh coconuts, the little brown ones with the three eyes, if you take 12 of those within 24 hours, your blood will go back to the way it was when you were born.

Dick Gregory

#24. For 41 years I have gone with a very natural hair "look" that was originally popularized by coconuts.

Dave Barry

#25. And Josh wanted to tell her what he knew: that love might look like a shore but turn out to be a desert island, where you roamed alone, talking to yourself, trying to crack open coconuts with your shoe. So thirsty you drank the salt water. So hungry you ate the sand.

Leah Stewart

#26. Two coconuts dropped beside him. Each went about its death throes with a slight bounce and languorous crawl then fell still.

Darrell Drake

#27. There is one fat that diabetics can eat without fear. That fat is coconut oil. Not only does it not contribute to diabetes but it helps regulate blood sugar, thus lessening the effects of the disease

Bruce Fife

#28. Coconut oil is the healthiest oil on earth,

Bruce Fife

#29. The only time I feel at ease is swinging up and down in a coconut tree.

Ray Davies

#30. You plant twenty coconut trees over here, and twenty coconut trees over there, and you water this batch and don't water that batch. Of the batch you water, nineteen will survive and one will die. Of the batch you don't water, nineteen will die and one will survive.

Randall Robinson

#31. I was at a speaking engagement for MIT ... and I said, 'The Professor has all sorts of degrees, including one from this very institution [MIT]! And that's why I can make a radio out of a coconut, and not fix a hole in a boat!'

Russell Johnson

#32. For I am coconut / and the heart of me / is sweeter / than you know.

Nikki Grimes