Quotes About Clean Toilets

#1. If I accepted, Edmund would be our vampire servant." "Come to think of it, that sounds all kinds-a classy. He could clean our toilets. See you soon, babe.

Faith Hunter

#2. When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.'

Dylan Moran

#3. I'd rather clean my toilet than go to a show-business party.

Shania Twain

#4. Nobody should have to clean up what goes on around the base of most toilets.

T. Cooper

#5. I won't eat in a restaurant with filthy bathrooms. This isn't a hard call. They let you see the bathrooms. If the restaurant can't be bothered to replace the puck in the urinal or keep the toilets and floors clean, then just imagine what their refrigeration and work spaces look like.

Anthony Bourdain

#6. The only duration of family life that satisfies the loftiest longings of the human soul is forever.

Russell M. Nelson

#7. If free trade can really turn all these Third World countries into thriving economies full of entrepreneurs and investors, who's gonna clean the fuckin' toilets around here?

George Carlin

#8. It is, of course, much easier to shout, abuse, and howl than to attempt to relate, to explain.

Vladimir Lenin

#9. She's nothing more than a pathetic, little half-blood," the ancient woman had continued. "I say send her to the Masters. I'm in need of a little girl to clean my toilets."
Then she had twisted her fingers cruelly.
And I had kicked her shin.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#10. Cleanliness and sanitation were closest to Gandhiji's heart. We will launch a 'Clean India' campaign and by Gandhiji's 150th birth anniversary, all schools in the country should have toilets with separate toilets for girls.

Narendra Modi

#11. The danger of parachuting young enthusiastic scientists into a flower bed of selected data and fully bloomed conceptions should be underestimated.

Andre Michel Lwoff

#12. An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station.

Michael Winner

#13. Clean water is only as far away as the nearest tap, and there are taps everywhere. There's a faucet everywhere. But the reality is, the water in our toilets is cleaner than the water that most people are drinking.

Matt Damon

#14. I have requested the corporates to evolve plans under corporate social responsibility to build clean toilets specially for girl students in schools. India should learn from foreign countries, where people are disciplined and do not litter in public places.

Narendra Modi

#15. Love doesn't care about prejudices.

Tera Lynn Childs

#16. I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.

Elle Lothlorien

#17. If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it.

Bruce Springsteen

#18. I think you get the picture. [1976] was a year that like all years, a lot of things happened in. People were on TV or in movies, they wrote songs that were liked more than other songs, while other people excelled at sports, and, as always, a lot of accomplished and famous people died.

Carrie Fisher

#19. All things to all men only fools will tell, Truth profits none but those that use it well.

John Stuart Blackie

#20. She used my toothbrush to clean the toilet.

The Notorious B.I.G.

#21. I was utilized because I have a certain face that works well in cinema, and I'm used to making myself look as good as possible.

Julie Christie

#22. The humble latrine, or flush toilet, reduces disease by twice as much as just putting in clean water.

Rose George

#23. Peace of mind and heart
arrives
when we accept what is:
having been
born into this
strange life
we must accept
the wasted gamble of our
days
and take some satisfaction in
the pleasure of
leaving it all
behind.

Charles Bukowski

#24. Any outfit that can't figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can't benefit from my advice.

Cory Doctorow