Quotes About Chihuahuas

#1. Ma'am," I said at last. "Do you think going out with someone like him is a good idea? At last count, he had eleven Chihuahuas.

Richelle Mead

#2. Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise.

Dana Gould

#3. I'll go with you," Lula said. "Maybe I'll get a look at the killer Chihuahuas. And besides, I want to ride in Ranger's Porsche.

Janet Evanovich

#4. let slip the yapping chihuahuas of infowar

Charles Stross

#5. It seems like all the good looking people have smaller dogs these days. Especially for the women, because they always come in with their little Chihuahuas and the guys come in with their Golden Retrievers.

Elizabeth Perkins

#6. No need to kill everyone. They know not to let their Chihuahuas piss on my lawn.

Richard Kadrey

#7. That's what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside."
"I've run into some of those at the dog park," Oberon said. "They're usually attached to Chihuahuas.

Kevin Hearne

#8. The typical large company has a compensation committee, They don't look for Dobermans on that committee, they look for chihuahuas.

Warren Buffett

#9. I have dogs in my house and much like teenagers at some point, they leave the parents. Even though they're in the same house, they live independently. I think that's how I live with the Chihuahuas.

George Lopez

#10. Long-haired Chihuahuas have no notion they are bite-sized.

Rosemary Clement-Moore

#11. If you're doing a family movie, you don't want it to be stupid. Farting chihuahuas is not my idea of entertainment for kids or adults. So you try to make a movie that adults can see on one level, and kids can see on another.

Joe Dante

#12. I'd like ten more babies and ten more chihuahuas and a few Academy Awards. Meanwhile, I enjoy being a sex symbol and making people happy.

Jayne Mansfield

#13. I think you can directly link chihuahuas to Dow Jones.

Cheech Marin

#14. Great dejection often follows great enthusiasm.

Philibert Joseph Roux

#15. Pain is not a punishment. And pleasure is not a reward. You could argue that failure is not punishment and Success is not reward. They're just failure and success. You can choose how you respond.

Sarah Lewis

#16. Personally, I'm not interested in getting more money for what I do; I'm just interested in more money being put into the production.

Richard C. Armitage

#17. As people's lifestyles have improved, they've become more and more sensitive toward animals. It's becoming a universal value, like Western classical music.

Wang Shi

#18. If death were the exception and not the rule, and we were not so swiftly to follow, these separations would be intolerably sad. We know no more of our next change of life than we knew of this before we were born into it; but that which we call death is merely change, who can doubt?

Celia Thaxter