Quotes About Cheez Its

#1. Yes, I believe in God, but I don't perform a daily puja. I don't have any gurus. Ek baat hai,destiny, koi cheez hai.

Dhirubhai Ambani

#2. I never got a chocolate birthday cake; I got a carob one. And when I went to other kids' houses, I was very covetous of things like Cheez Whiz that I'd find in their refrigerators.

Amanda Marshall

#3. God is not preparing you for anything; obedience is its own end in the purpose of God; be faithful to Him.

Oswald Chambers

#4. You found a pen?" "No, but I have a can of Cheez Whiz. I'll write your number on the counter with it, then find a pen and copy it.

Linda Howard

#5. Because my apartment was roughly the size of a Cheez-It, it didn't take me long to feel my way to the kitchen in the dark.

Darynda Jones

#6. You probably shouldn't laugh any more.

Yuna

#7. BOSS: We need something gross that also communicates easy-to-use. EMPLOYEE: Cheez Whiz? BOSS: Brilliant. Cheez Whiz it is. Now get back to working on names for that jar of fluffy marshmallow insides.

Jim Gaffigan

#8. Entropy
The Disintegrating Integration of
Cheez-Whiz Squirts Insipid Inspiration
Quoth the Oblong Eclipse of
Nether-Knowledge Never Knowing
Decaying Matter in a Decaying Orbit
Orangutans of Science
Study Ignorance of What
The Cows Already Know.

Ubiquitous Bubba

#9. When it comes to life and love, why do we believe our worst reviews?

Sarah Jessica Parker

#10. My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.

Roseanne Barr

#11. Like many members of the uncultured, Cheez-It consuming public, I am not good at grasping modern art.

Dave Barry

#12. He reached for the Cheetos bag, then, remembering that it was empty, frowned. "You got anything else? Combos?"
"No."
"Cheez-Its?"
"No."
"Meth?"
"What?" Max shouted, horrified. "No!"
"Ugh," the man groaned. "No one EVER has meth.

Gina Damico

#13. Thus is the blessing of Chi-Ji," the crane said. "No more shall die this day. Take this second chance, and use it wisely.

Christie Golden

#14. It was a cheesy cheeseball, covered with Cheez Whiz and served on a bed of Cheez-Its. With a side of queso.

Jordan Sonnenblick

#15. Singing is something I've always loved to do, and I'd never considered taking it further than the shower.

Hailee Steinfeld

#16. The meeting was like a war council with donuts. Then again, back at Camp Half-Blood they used to have their most serious discussions around the Ping-Pong table in the rec room with crackers and Cheez Whiz, so Percy felt right at home.

Rick Riordan

#17. My life was in Montreal years ago. Best food in the world.

Don Rickles

#18. Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz.

Beck

#19. Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach," I agreed. He looked blank, so I repeated it with proper emphasis. " ChEEZ-zes crusty. Got Al -musty. Got DAMp on the StoneofapeaCH.

Patricia Briggs

#20. There was no instruction to be thankful that the Christians were special people, chosen people. There was no nationalistic, political or ethnic superiority to be thankful for.

John Clayton

#21. Oh, I don't talk about God.

Shepard Smith