Quotes About Cat Ladies

#1. Jokes about Crazy Cat Ladies seem harmless enough, but at their core is a disturbing echo of the hysterical witch superstitions of the Middle Age.

Tom Cox

#2. You're going to end up like one of those crazy cat ladies with your apartment smelling of piss and regret.

Kylie Scott

#3. Finding oneself and one's path is like waking up on a foggy day. Be patient, and presently the fog will clear and that which has always been there can be seen. The path is already there to follow

Rasheed Ogunlaru

#4. The gap in the fire which had opened up before him, so that the twisted grimace on the face of existence had become visible through the play of the flames, narrowed to disappear completely. His back hurt and he could hear darkness breathing audibly.

Paul Leppin

#5. Don't let the cat out or the concierge in: this is the first principle of socialist ladies.

Muriel Barbery

#6. Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.

Lenny Bruce

#7. And there's nothing wrong with spinsters, anyway. They have nice cats and little bowls full of candy. Mrs. Bailey and Mrs. Newitz are the kindest ladies you'll ever meet, and they have nips of whiskey in their tea like cowboys.

Catherynne M Valente

#8. The past is anything but bygone

Elif Shafak

#9. Everything is sculpture. Any material, any idea without hindrance born into space, I consider sculpture.

Isamu Noguchi

#10. Ladies didn't wake up on the floor, covered in cat.

Kathleen Tessaro

#11. Kind old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always go to a good man, they say[.]

Virginia Woolf

#12. I'm a nice girl from the Detroit area - Livonia, to be exact.

Judy Greer

#13. The cat, covered in dust and standing on its hind legs, bowed to Margarita. Round its neck it was now wearing a made-up white bow tie on an elastic band, with a pair of ladies' mother-of-pearl binoculars hanging on a cord. It had also gilded its whiskers.

Mikhail Bulgakov

#14. The cat required far less attendance than a human child, which is one of the reasons why spinster ladies prefer felines to babies.

Elizabeth Peters

#15. Ladies gotta say no to their husbands at the movies. They gotta say: "No, we are watching back-to-back cancer movies. And then this movie about a cat."

Tina Fey

#16. Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to heaven is paved with good actions.

Tucker Max

#17. It was sometimes inconvenient to have the gold-green, slit-pupilled eyes of a cat, but this was usually easily hidden with a small glamour, and if not, well, there were quite a few ladies-and men-who didn't find it a drawback.

Cassandra Clare

#18. Looking at either of them caused a pang in his chest. Looking at both of them started a dull, steady ache.

Cassandra Clare

#19. Place, time, life, death, earth, heaven are divisions and distinctions we make, like the imaginary lines we trace upon the surface of the globe.

Fanny Kemble