Top 100 Quotes About Beers
#1. James Joyce once called Guinness stout "the wine of Ireland." Indeed it's one of the most successful beers worldwide. Ten million glasses of this ambrosial liquid are consumed with great gusto each day.
Rashers Tierney
#2. I can tell you I've crunched the numbers time and time again; it is always more fun to have eight people with one beer than one man with eight beers.
Nick Offerman
#3. Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too.
Ian Woosnam
#4. Sure, this was where her father had planned the De Beers diamond heist when she was three. It was the very room where her uncle had orchestrated the hijacking of eighty percent of the world's caviar when she was seven.
Ally Carter
#5. Women on television are not a fad; we are not a trend - we are a reality!
Betsy Beers
#6. Many a suicide might be averted if the person contemplating it could find the proper assistance when such a crisis impends.
Clifford Whittingham Beers
#7. The expansion and sophistication of transnational crime represents one of the most dangerous threats we confront in the next millennium.
Rand Beers
#8. Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers.
Michael Jackson
#9. After the game, I'm a completely different person. I drink some beers with friends and try to get my mind completely off football.
Jeremy Shockey
#10. I don't take part in it the way I used to-the bimbos, the free beers, free drugs, all that. That's still there if you want it, but I don't really seek that out any more.
Layne Staley
#11. I'm very dogged when I believe in something. I'm also dark and twisty.
Betsy Beers
#12. Let's go drink our beers and thumb our noses at those who would do us harm.
Hugo Pratt
#13. I would rather be having a burger and beers with my mates but I can't do that when I know I've got to dance.
Michael Flatley
#14. To leave behind what was in reality a hell, and immediately have this good green earth revealed in more glory than most men ever see it, was one of the compensating privileges which make me feel that my suffering was worthwhile.
Clifford Whittingham Beers
#15. I think the way I sort of approach it is, you just sort of keep your head down and focus on what you are doing and making shows that people will want to see on Thursday night.
Betsy Beers
#16. Rhodes, founder of the De Beers diamond company and at one time the virtual dictator of modern-day South Africa, famously declared, "We Britons are the first race in the world, and the more of the world we inhabit, the better it is for the human race." Among
Reza Aslan
#17. I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school.
John Daly
#18. Only a mother's heart can be
Patient enough for such as he.
Ethel Lynn Beers
#19. In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats.
Dave Barry
#20. Nonfiction lets us learn more; fiction lets us be more.
Kylene Beers
#21. I think all it really takes for different people to get along is a common rooting interest and a few beers.
Matthew Quick
#22. I spent the better part of my developing years in Massachusetts.
Betsy Beers
#23. Relying only on logic, on what can be factually established, may inform or intimidate, but it will rarely stir anyone into action or change.
Charlotte Beers
#24. You have five minutes to call someone, anyone, I don't care who, and order me the finest blend of coffee that rat hole town has, and a dozen beers. If it's not sitting on this table ... " a slender finger pointed furiously at the table in question," ... in one hour, you die" - Faith telling Jacob
Lora Leigh
#25. We've got horse property and there's other stuff to do. Like, four wheel driving, we barbeque, drink beers, sit around and play guitars and have a merry 'ol time.
Lita Ford
#26. I know how to create and make people feel something. Honestly, if I didn't do this, I would just have some minimum-wage job in New Mexico, and I would go out on the weekends and make just enough money to pay my insurance and pay for a couple beers, and that would be it.
Freddie Prinze Jr.
#27. Sir, I see a lot of documents in my day-to-day business, and I can't tell you every document that I've seen. It may have passed across my desk. It may not have passed across my desk. I truthfully cannot answer that question, other than to say I don't remember.
Rand Beers
#28. The goal for Shondaland is to continue to make very good shows that we're proud of when they're ready.
Betsy Beers
#29. but it took a little Hootie and three beers to throw me some courage.
Tarryn Fisher
#30. On 'Scandal,' they've proven that they're not scared of shocking the audience.
Betsy Beers
#31. It's not about the young or the old; it's about anyone who takes something from his or her imagination and makes it real. --Thom Beers, Executive Producer
Meredith Books
#32. We take the suggestions people give us and build the best reality we can for them.
Betsy Beers
#33. Have a few beers?" Gabe resisted the urge to roll his eyes. "One, since part of the reason for you to
Vivian Arend
#34. Rule #1: Writing is for the creative brain. Editing is for the critical brain. Separate them appropriately.
James D. Beers
#35. The purpose of Plan Columbia was to deal with the increased cultivation and illegal activity associated with that cultivation concerning narco trafficking in Columbia.
Rand Beers
#36. I didn't want to know that the monster that lived under your bed when you were a kid not only really is there but used to have a few beers with your dad.
Robin McKinley
#37. You can't succeed in beating the insurgents unless you can convince the people that they can be protected.
Rand Beers
#38. For their own good, vegetarians should never be allowed near fine beers and ales. It will only make them loud and belligerent, and they lack the physical strength and aggressive nature to back up any drunken assertions.
Anthony Bourdain
#39. As much as I was encouraged by the number of female-centric shows being bandied about, it feels like we're being treated like a trend or a quota to be filled.
Betsy Beers
#40. He's the only one of you that's ever tried to sneak up on a bad guy, and that was a million beers ago
Gary Hansen
#41. I swear like a trucker when I'm excited.
Betsy Beers
#42. They will need you to put the right books in their hands, book in which they can lose themselves and books in which they can find themselves.
Kylene Beers & Robert E. Probst
#43. 5:16 I shotgun two beers, piss out the bedroom window, catcall passing girls, burp violently, put cage fighting on tv, play with myself. I feel manly again.
Tucker Max
#44. To be on the safe and humane side, let every relative and friend ... remember the golden rule, which has never been suspended with respect to the insane. Go to see them, treat them sanely, write to them, keep them informed about the home circle; let not your devotion flag, nor accept any repulse.
Clifford Whittingham Beers
#46. Speaking passionately from the very center of who you are is compelling, forceful, persuasive: that's what leadership sounds like.
Charlotte Beers
#47. One time I took the swing shift just to get away from her for a few weeks, I just filled in for this guy who had a back injury, and I came home when no one was awake, and then I'd just take some sleeping pills and drink a few beers. Everyone had a good laugh.
Rick Moody
#48. I'm driving," Louis-Cesare said, sliding into the low seat as easily as if he'd done it a hundred times. "You're drunk."
I wished. "I had all of two beers, mostly for the water content."
"If you needed water, why didn't you drink water?"
"I don't like water.
Karen Chance
#49. William Nelson Cromwell. Whether Beers went to the United
John Taliaferro
#50. One of the great joys of science has to be turning a thought that surfaced one night over a few beers into a full-blown project.
Joe Roman
#51. They don't give blue ribbons to second-place beers.
Hosho McCreesh
#52. I smoke up all my shit and gulp down a few beers, and listen to soft, love songs by Drake, and even though I usually like Drake, I'm like 'Drake man, these ho's ain't loyal.
Gisele Walko
#53. I'm not interested in overexpanding rapidly for expansion's sake.
Betsy Beers
#54. John and I would go and have a couple of quiet beers, just to sit down and chew the fat. And he'd talk about Cynthia and how much he missed her
Pete Best
#55. I had a lot of fun creating some restaurants with a casual note to it, such as DBGB, for example, where it was about bangers and beers, being a very casual brasserie with very affordable food but very interesting homemade program.
Daniel Boulud
#57. Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.
Doug Stanhope
#58. Subtract out the impact and the fall is all you get. So here's two beers to remember why and three more to forget.
Ani DiFranco
#59. Reevie ... I feel wasted." Her head sways from side to side, her hair hanging in her face. "Will you please take me home?"
I peer at her. She's had, like, two beers. I've seen her finish a six-pack in under an hour and not get tipsy.
Jenny Han
#60. If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.
Kristen Schaal
#61. Unfinished Beer Guy: I can't tell you how many times I've had a party on a Saturday night, and then walk around for an hour on Sunday morning, tearfully emptying 2,600 unfinished beers. I feel like the guys who removed the bodies from a Civil War battlefield.
Adam Carolla
#62. I slept fourteen feet from a polka tavern as a kid growing up. I heard polkas all night long, people singing and drinking beers and having a great time. I know more polkas than Frankie Yancovic!
Al Jarreau
#63. People can tell what's in beer, eh? Like my brother can tell the difference between beers by what his burps taste like.
Bob McKenzie
#64. The precondition to freedom is security.
Rand Beers
#65. ... but they could barely organize a round of beers.
Stuart Neville
#66. You don't consume craft beers in great quantities just to get loaded; you consume craft beers because you like the taste of the beer. People are asking for beer based on what they're eating, which is quite a change from the way it was.
Bruce McDonald
#67. I like to think that Harry Cohn is having a somewhat difficult time sleeping in his grave thinking of a chick with a white shag rug taking over his space.
Betsy Beers
#68. Speaking with passion born of your own authentic experience and belief is always persuasive.
Charlotte Beers
#69. We're seeing the development of tactics in Iraq, such as suicide bombing. Insurgents have been driving cars with explosives into hotels and office buildings. The recruitment may be even more prolific outside Iraq.
Rand Beers
#70. When you have too many beers, you become like a control freak on everything.
Dion DiMucci
#71. The Elephant of Depression wasn't just parked on my chest, it was relaxing there with the Walrus of Gloom and the Hippo of Bleak Friday Nights in Alone. They had beers. They were settling in.
Hester Browne
#72. This was why trusting boys was just like drinking and driving. Sure, some people too the risk. One or two beers never feels dangerous at the time. And now everyone who drives and drinks gets into an accident.
Siobhan Vivian
#73. What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.
Dave Barry
#74. Pigpen and Dust have already told me, multiple times, that lots of brothers are ready and willing to buy me as many beers as I can drink tonight, tomorrow night, forever.
Katie McGarry
#75. V. Gilbert Beers says, "A person of integrity is one who has established a system of values against which all of life is judged." Integrity is not what we do so much as who we are. And who we are, in turn, determines what we do. Our
John C. Maxwell
#76. I like to exercise in the morning before work. It puts me in a good mood, which makes my coworkers happy, and jump-starts my brain, which makes me happy.
Betsy Beers
#77. Sometimes, I cry because I'm sad, and sometimes, I cry just because it's just emotional and it's super awesome.
Betsy Beers
#78. I like to go see a ball game. I'll have seven, eight, nine - 10 beers, and the second inning will roll around, and I gotta go.
Doug Benson
#79. I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered if we should drink them, or throw them back because they were babies.
Dora J. Arod
#80. I record a podcast, 'Shondaland Revealed,' every week while we are shooting.
Betsy Beers
#81. Girls fell all over him. Guys bought him beers.
... Women eager to say they've been Zaned. You know there're T-shirts that say I've been ZANED.
Robin Bielman
#82. I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't do anything for me.
Chris Pratt
#83. Here's what I believe is sexy at work: being strong and committed and confident, being precisely who you are and in hot pursuit of the goals and ideas you believe in so much they captivate and inspire others.
Charlotte Beers
#84. In a world where shows have to keep going while the priorities change, I have to stay flexible.
Betsy Beers
#85. Being in charge of your work life doesn't mean you always move with assurance and sublime self-confidence; it means you keep moving, continuing on your own path, even when you feel shaky and uncertain.
Charlotte Beers
#86. Designing Great Beers, which has detailed analysis of percentages of ingredients used
Bradley J. Smith
#87. We've shared good (times)
We've shared good fries
We've shared good (beers)
But never goodbyes ...
Till now
Mind how you go, good buddy
John Walter Bratton
#88. All quiet along the Potomac they say Except now and then a stray picket Is shot as he walks on his beat, to and fro, By a rifleman hid in the thicket.
Ethel Lynn Beers
#89. They were actually pills to make slimming easier for you. We used to take them with a couple of beers. They made you just a little speedy. But you can't compare it to speed from today or cocaine or anything. It's just baby food compared to that.
Astrid Kirchherr
#90. Those are real hard fans. There are a lot of them here. Some are a little bit crazy with their drinking their beers every once in a while. But I love it.
Maria Sharapova
#91. Yet the personal choice to smoke is ... the same kind of choice as the driver who downed the beers, and then the telephone pole. - Open letter from the tobacco industry, 1988
Siddhartha Mukherjee
#92. Today, approximately 9 of 10 beers consumed around the globe are lagers.
Oliver, Garrett
#93. Wolverine is a jerk!! And he smells like beers!
Chris Yost
#95. I was deposed in association with a case involving the Golden Venture, a ship which smuggled Chinese aliens into the United States about eight or nine ago.
Rand Beers
#96. I had to learn quick, because I was performing in Cinco de Mayo festivals with babies crying and people lifting their beers, and you know the feather dancers would come, and they'd say, "What are you, a poet? You're next".
Sandra Cisneros
#97. In South Dakota and Kansas there are some brother's still alive. We
David Beers
#98. In the Shreve High football stadium,
I think of Polacks nursing long beers in Tiltonsville,
And gray faces of Negroes in the blast furnace at Benwood,
And the ruptured night watchman of Wheeling Steel,
Dreaming of heroes.
James Wright
#99. The Navy has a custom-if a ship runs aground, the captain is relieved regardless of who is responsible. That's how Abu Ghraib should be handled.
Rand Beers
#100. Being a little bit of a movie buff, the fact that I'm working in the middle of movie history is incredible.
Betsy Beers
