Quotes About Baby Drool

#1. What do you do for fun in this town?
Well, you know. Wash dishes. Wipe up baby drool, put a new quart of oil in him once in a while. Watch the Weather Channel to see if any of the neighbors have been blown away by a tornado. Eat too much cheese and get cheese farts.
Keeps you busy, huh?

Nick Wilgus

#2. If cynicism is inevitable as one ages, so is the yearning for innocence. To children heaven is being an adult, and to adults heaven is being children again.

Diane Ackerman

#3. wreck Lucian's apartment, cry more than a newborn baby, and finally leave crotch drool all over his granite countertops.

Sydney Landon

#4. If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

Dave Barry

#5. I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.

Art Donovan

#6. My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend.

Anthony Jeselnik

#7. Really, you might make an effort. Honestly, I don't know what's the matter with all of you!
I do, Tiffany thought. You're like a dog worrying sheep all the time. You don't give them time to obey you and you don't let them know when they've done things right. You just keep barking.

Terry Pratchett

#8. Our wild boar shoot at our home in Germany is always a riot because we invite lots of friends. We spend the day out in the woods, but then we get all dressed up in long gowns to dance around in the evenings.

Elisabeth Von Thurn Und Taxis

#9. What if the word of God was enough to inspire passionate worship among his people?

David Platt

#10. Make the world better. Take the meanness out of people's hearts.

Sue Monk Kidd

#11. diplomacy is simply the name we have agreed to give to lying about national affairs. I

Mark Twain

#12. I am interested in reconstructing symbols. It's about connecting with an older knowledge and trying to discover continuities in why we search for heaven,

Anselm Kiefer

#13. The ethics of journalism are one thing. Another thing is the ethics of business.

Adam Michnik

#14. Starling looked at Crawford steadily, but she was too still. "Hannibal the Cannibal," she said.

Thomas Harris

#15. When you're tired, you rationalize. You make excuses in your mind. You say, "I'm too tired; I'm bushed; I can't do this; I'll loaf." Then you're a coward.

Vince Lombardi

#16. I've been a fan of Loretta Devine's, since I was a kid, from 'Waiting To Exhale,' and she's been in so many of my favorite movies and television shows.

Kevin Daniels

#17. Every politician brings in a wide range of context, promises and characters to bring his mission of you to listen to his words and vote for him and later he won't listen to you at any range.

Auliq Ice

#18. How do you measure what's real, what's true? How do you stack up all that's pure against all that's evil?

Jennifer Handford