Top 100 Quotes About A Horse
#1. It's a well-known fact: in order to follow doctor's orders, you have to be healthy as a horse.
Wislawa Szymborska
#2. If everybody (traded his car for a horse) they would be out of debt in a couple of years. Just think, no gas, no tires, no roads to pay for.
Will Rogers
#3. Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb
Will Rogers
#4. We judge a horse not only by its pace on a racecourse, but also by its walk, nay, when resting in its stable.
Michel De Montaigne
#5. Most women use more brains picking a horse in the third at Belmont than they do picking a husband
Lauren Bacall
#6. He never wanted love, though. You cannot eat love, nor buy a horse with it, nor warm your halls on a cold night.
George R R Martin
#7. I had a snowboarding accident. I fell off a horse. I've had a concussion, a fractured rib ... I walk into walls. I'm always bruised up.
Mila Kunis
#8. If you want to make a mythical creature, just take a regular animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a Pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk ... becomes a double hawk.
Demetri Martin
#9. A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose.
Larry McMurtry
#10. A horse loves freedom, and the weariest old work horse will roll on the ground or break into a lumbering gallop when he is turned loose into the open.
Gerald Raftery
#11. Not to mention the lack of a seatbelt on a horse
Ransom Riggs
#12. For the sake of argument and illustration I will presume that certain articles of ordinary diet, however beneficial in youth, are prejudicial in advanced life, like beans to a horse, whose common ordinary food is hay and corn.
William Banting
#13. A man on a horse is spiritually, as well as physically, bigger then a man on foot.
John Steinbeck
#14. If you'd rather learn how to ride a horse or something, I would say do that. That'll keep you out of trouble. You would think a band would get you in trouble, but I think it's the opposite.
Stephen Malkmus
#15. The difference between an author and a horse is that the horse doesn't understand the horse dealer's language.
Max Frisch
#16. Say something," he said.
"What?" I mumbled, struggling to orient myself. "What?"
"Can you hear me? What day is it? Who's the president?"
"Yes, I don't know, and a horse's ass.
Jordan Castillo Price
#17. Becky ... " Luke looks at me carefully. "Have you ever been on a horse in your life?"
"Yes! Of course I have!"
Once. When I was ten. And I fell off.
But I probably wasn't concentrating or something.
"Just be careful, won't you?" he says. "I'm not quite ready to become a widower.
Sophie Kinsella
#19. Our logo for Lanvin is a mother and a daughter. I've always said, 'It's not a lion, and it's not a horse. It's a mother and a daughter.' I find the logo very emotional.
Alber Elbaz
#20. The toughest part about riding a horse is overcoming the urge to eat it.
Brian South
#21. Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife.
Benjamin Franklin
#22. A million years ago - some hairy bastard daubed a horse on the wall of his cave, he saw it, he drew it - well done! Flash forward: 'Hello, welcome to my vlog. Today I bought a plum
Patrick Marber
#23. Young shoots contain enough cyanide to kill a horse. Death is mercifully swift, usually caused by cardiac arrest or respiratory failure and preceded by only a few hours of anxiety, convulsions, and staggering about.
Amy Stewart
#24. I can't figure out where you put all that," Tucker observed. "You eat like a horse." "It goes straight to my cock
Josh Lanyon
#25. Wait a minute. Are you limping?" Before he could speak, she said, "You can ride, though, right?"
"I assume you're referring to a horse?"
She smiled and jammed her hands down on her abundant hips. "Cowboys," she muttered under her breath as she sat back down.
B. J. Daniels
#26. I think if we can accept Thor as a frog and a horse-faced alien, we should be able to accept a woman being able to pick up that hammer and wield it for a while.
Jason Aaron
#27. There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man.
Winston S. Churchill
#28. Time is a horse that runs in the heart, a horse Without a rider on a road at night. The mind sits listening and hears it pass.
Cornelia Funke
#29. I think that if you have a horse, pegasus, qilin, or unicorn, you should sit on it! You should stroke its hair, whisper in its ear, be one with it! And you shouldn't feel sorry if other people don't have one.
C. JoyBell C.
#30. Take a look at my face. Do you see my expression? Does it scare you? It should, because this is the expression of a woman who's fallen off a horse too many times to put up with more shenanigans of the verbal variety.
Katie MacAlister
#31. I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.
Diane Messidoro
#32. He quickly pulled back and shook out his mane, in what he hoped was a very dignified manner. Yes, he was a horse, but he was still a man. Except anatomically. And he would be treated accordingly, with the utmost respect.
Cynthia Hand
#33. When you hear clip-clop-clip outside your window in most cases the sound will be made by a horse, but once in a while (rarely), a zebra will be responsible for the sound.
Nicholas Dodman
#34. A man can no more make a safe use of wealth without reason than he can of a horse without a bridle.
Socrates
#35. Well, we could have just given him a horse and sent him on his way, but ... Ancaladar ate the horse.
Mercedes Lackey
#36. FALSTAFF
Where's Bardolph?
Page
He's gone into Smithfield to buy your worship a horse.
FALSTAFF
I bought him in Paul's, and he'll buy me a horse in
Smithfield: an' I could get me but a wife in the
stews, I were manned, horsed, and wived.
William Shakespeare
#37. You know, actors lie all the time. 'Can I ride on the horse? Are you kidding? Of course! I was born on a horse!' ... It's the same with motorcycles.
William Lucking
#38. Whatever. I didn't throw beer on you just because you forgot to say thank you. I'm not some hysterical nagging psycho-bitch.
Right. And if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck ... it's a horse.
Emma Chase
#39. As he poured carefully, Arrow's head turned toward the sound. The horse made a low grumbling noise in his throat.
"Hold your horses," he said. The he laughed. It seemed absurd to say tat to a horse.
John Flanagan
#40. The main secret for a horse that is heavy upon the hand, is for the rider to have a very light one; for when he finds nothing to bear upon with his mouth, he infallibly throws himself upon the haunches for his own security.
William Cavendish
#41. The noble person who has eaten of his lord's bounty should die in his lord's battles; to return to one's home dead and wrapped in a horse's hide is a happy fate. Am I the sort of people to bring to nought the grand designs of my country?
Zhou Yu
#42. You can't get angry with a horse. They will get angry and frisky with you.
Randeep Hooda
#43. You cannot train a horse with shouts and expect it to obey a whisper.
Dagobert D. Runes
#44. A camel may be a horse designed by a committee, but a horse was designed by a woman.
Chloe Thurlow
#45. The poor old Duke [of Wellington]! What shall I say of him? To be sure he was born in Ireland, but being born in a stable does not make a man a horse.
Daniel O'Connell
#46. If there's anything more arrogant than a Marine on a horse, it's one in a plane.
William Overgard
#47. The City is free of sin
The snow has given it absolution
A man who slips
A horse that falls
Oh no, the city is in a nightgown
Pierre Albert-Birot
#48. A camel looks like a horse that was planned by a committee.
Alec Issigonis
#49. With a horse, if you make it easy for him to do the right thing, that's what he will logically do, but it's not necessarily true with the human. You will see humans that will beat their heads against the wall rather than open the door and walk through it.
Buck Brannaman
#50. Neither should, for the same reason, the lessons be for too long a period; they fatigue and bore a horse, and it should be returned to the stable with the same good spirits it had upon leaving it.
Francois Robichon De La Gueriniere
#51. Idiomatic expressions like "hungry as a horse" persisted for decades after the last horse had perished.
Kat Ross
#52. You can lead a horse to water, but they might prefer wiskey
Jeri Estes
#53. I lost a horse today.' 'That sounds careless. What happened?' 'She jumped off a cliff.' 'A cliff! Is that normal?
Maggie Stiefvater
#54. I didn't know whether to feel smart for figuring out Kiki's advice, or feel like a simpleton for having a horse tell me the right thing to do
Maria V. Snyder
#55. In the choice of a horse and a wife a man must please himself ignoring the opinion and advice of friends.
George Whyte-Melville
#56. There's nothing better for the inside of a person then than the outside of a horse.
Winston Churchill
#58. I often tell people that I truly want the horse to be my feet and legs. I want to be an extension of the horse and him to be an extension of me. That's what I'm always working toward when I'm on a horse.
Buck Brannaman
#59. There is nothing in which a horse's power is better revealed than in a neat, clean stop.
Michel De Montaigne
#60. The universal nature out of the universal substance, as if it were wax, now molds a horse, and when it has broken this up, it uses the material for a tree, then for a man, then for something else ...
Marcus Aurelius
#61. If you try putting a woman on a horse when she does not want to go, she may put a knife in your ribs.
Robert Jordan
#62. I wish
our cowboy could be persuaded
to buy a horse,
that I could be invisible
until I can talk back
Thanhha Lai
#63. He was tall and wiry and looked as though he had been a horse in previous lives and had only just avoided it in this one.
Terry Pratchett
#64. A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character.
Federico Tesio
#66. Once they witnessed one of his painting sold at auction for $100,000. And asked how you do it, he said, 'I feel as a horse must feel when the beautiful cup is given to the jockey.'
Edgar Degas
#67. But there is nothing to be done till a horse's head is settled.
William Cavendish
#68. Ranger's gonna hate this," Tank said. "Better to get shot than to have to explain the gate. Bad enough I got a horse that smells like his shower gel.
Janet Evanovich
#69. As a young girl I think I wanted to be a horse woman. I loved horses.
Karen Hughes
#70. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.
Cuthbert Soup
#71. FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.
Ambrose Bierce
#72. Unsoundness in a slave, as well as in a horse, detracts materially from his value. If no warranty is given, a close examination is a matter of particular importance to the Negro jockey.
Solomon Northup
#73. Elsa had looked back at the girl in the only way one can look back at someone who has just pointed at a Gryffindor scarf and said, "Ugly bloody scarf." Not totally dissimilar to how one would look at someone who had just seen a horse and gaily burst out, "Crocodile!
Fredrik Backman
#75. For gosh sakes, it's not a horse race as to how many business cards you can fling out there! What a turn-off.
Beth Ramsay
#76. A horse that can count to ten is a remarkable horse - not a remarkable mathematician.
Warren Buffett
#77. I've always wanted to do the right thing by a horse, that's never changed, its just that as my knowledge grew I've been able to offer the horse a better human being, as time has gone on.
Buck Brannaman
#78. A horsefly can't do a horse much damage, but it can drive it wild anyway.
Harry Turtledove
#80. Whoever gulps down wine as a horse gulps down water is called a Scythian.
Athenaeus
#81. after reading an article about Ulbrickson's nutritional regimen, and contemplating his boys' success, a horse trainer named Tom Smith would go in search of hay with a high calcium content for a racehorse named Seabiscuit.
Daniel James Brown
#82. If you'd called me an ox, I'd have said I was an ox; if you'd called me a horse, I'd have said I was a horse. If the reality is there and you refuse to accept the name men give it, you'll only lay yourself open to double harassment.
Zhuangzi
#83. Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!
W.C. Fields
#84. No man, not even a doctor, ever gives any other definition of what a nurse should be than this-'devoted and obedient.' This definition would do just as well for a porter. It might even do for a horse. It would not do for a policeman.
Florence Nightingale
#85. Animals do not admire each other. A horse does not admire its companion.
Thomas Mann
#86. If you spend all day on horseback, and you hop off, you walk around like you still have a horse between your legs. And it affects your shoulders. They fall.
Heath Ledger
#87. The only result of a horse race which historians can tell us with absolute confidence is one that has already been run.
Eric Hobsbawm
#88. Even a freerider requires a horse to ride;sellswords must have swords to sell.
George R R Martin
#89. I made over forty Westerns. I used to lie awake nights trying to think up new ways of getting on and off a horse.
William Wyler
#90. A horse's skull always looks scary, even if someone has put lipstick on it.
Terry Pratchett
#91. It was never physically dangerous except when I nearly fell off a horse, but it was physically arduous - especially when you were working late at night.
Derek Jacobi
#92. They've never known a time when people drank rain water because it was pure, or could eat snow, or swim in any river or brook. The last time I drove to Washington the traffic was so bad that I could have made better time with a horse.
Madeleine L'Engle
#93. I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, Just one cow, With a wistful moo.
Noel Coward
#94. The knowledge of the nature of a horse is one of the first foundations of the art if riding it, and every horseman must make it his principal study.
Francois Robichon De La Gueriniere
#95. For reasons that will become obvious, I call this story, "There's a Horse in My Living Room." It's about how I wound up with a horse in my living room.
June Foray
#97. I heard the gallop of a horse at a distance on the road; I was sure it was you; and you were departing for many years and for a distant country.
Charlotte Bronte
#98. You never know how a horse will pull until you hook him to a heavy load.
Paul Bryant
#99. A horse herd was, in its very essence, the manifestation of the expression 'It's always something.
Jane Smiley
#100. I saw his glance flick over me, like a horse trader assessing the value of a filly. Whenever I looked up the king's eyes were on me, whenever I looked away I was conscious of his stare still on my face. When
Philippa Gregory
