Top 41 Quotes About A Flat Tire
#1. Whether stuck in traffic because of construction or fixing a flat tire after hitting a pothole, Michiganders feel frustrated with the quality of our roads.
Kerry Bentivolio
#2. "Isn't it fun getting older?" is really a terrible fallacy. That's like saying I prefer driving an old car with a flat tire.
Katharine Hepburn
#3. When you keep asserting that things are going to work out well, that you can do the job, that you will not have a flat tire, that you will get there on time, by talking up good results you invoke the law of positive effects and good results occur. Things do turn out well.
Norman Vincent Peale
#4. Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card ...
Jill Shalvis
#5. I'm no mechanic but I can change my oil and I know what to do when I get a flat tire and I can hot-wire it in an emergency.
Amber Heard
#6. How can we describe the most exalted experience of our physical lives [sex], as if-jack, wrench, hubcap, and nuts-we were describing the changing of a flat tire?
John Cheever
#7. I can't fight.
I was once run over by a car with a flat tire, being pushed by two guys.
Woody Allen
#8. I don't see anything wrong with a cell phone. That's great. You have a flat tire in the middle of the night; it works better than digging in your pocket for a quarter and looking for a payphone eight miles down the road.
Billy Bob Thornton
#9. Some days taking up your cross feels like putting up with an annoying coworker or a flat tire. And some days taking up your cross feels like what it is - death.
Jared C. Wilson
#10. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy's First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
George Edward Woodberry
#11. I grew up among farmers in Illinois and so you always have to have the tools you might need in the eventuality of a flat tire or a broken window.
Nick Offerman
#12. We are not going to win because you have a new head coach, any more than you are going to fix a flat tire by changing the driver. We will win the minute all of us get rid of excuses as to why we can't win and stop wallowing in self-pity.
Lou Holtz
#13. You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
Jeff Foxworthy
#14. A Dilemma with a flat tire was a reminder that no matter how splendid and shiny the world might be, it could be spoiled by something you didn't notice until the damage had been done.
Lemony Snicket
#15. Patience is an unfailing remedy for friction in personal relations. Even if a person has never won a beauty contest, has no money in the bank, can't even change a flat tire, if he or she has inexhaustible patience, then we will find that life with such a person will never grow stale.
Eknath Easwaran
#16. A flat tire is like a bad attitude, you won't go anywhere until you change it.
Winston Brown
#17. I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.
Roy Orbison
#19. Then do it. Do this thing with me. For real." For keeps. That wish he kept tight inside his chest, not ready to trust it with breath yet.
Annabeth Albert
#20. Instead of going out, I'm trying to encourage people to have a memorable experience in their own home. We call it 'Delicioso Night In.' I invite the people I care about the most. Then, when I get a lot of people together, I like to have finger foods.
Aaron Sanchez
#21. This land needed a sword forged in the hottest of fires to regain what was lost...and you are that sword.
S. Alexander O'Keefe
#22. When I was a young college teacher in my mid-twenties, an older colleague delighted in characterizing post-Enlightenment theology as "flat-tire theology" - "All the pneuma has gone out of it.
Marcus J. Borg
#23. And I could weep at how mean people are and how they betray their fellow creatures, perhaps for the sake of personal advantage. It is enough to make a person lose heart sometimes. I often wish I lived on a Robinson Crusoe island.
Sophie Scholl
#24. Some libertarians succeed by re-inventing the wheel. Most libertarians fail by re-inventing the flat tire.
Mike Cloud
#25. Before [Hindus and Moslems] dare think of freedom, they must be brave enough to love one another, to tolerate one another's religion, even prejudices and superstitions, and to trust one another. This requires faith in oneself.
Mahatma Gandhi
#26. The law didn't care if you were actually doing anything bad; they were willing to put you under the microscope just for being statistically abnormal.
Cory Doctorow
#28. Like a car tire, businesses don't usually dissolve because of a blow out, Instead it goes flat due to a slow leak over time.
Anonymous
#29. I did Jay Leno with Mike the Situation, and he just - he lives, like, ten minutes from me in Jersey. He's like, 'If you ever get a flat, call me. I'll come fix your tire.' That's how we do. That's neighborly, you know?
Queen Latifah
#30. It is always some consolation in sorrow to feel that it is shared, and any burden laid on several is carried more lightly or removed.
Heloise
#31. The most despised sector of Hollywood are the writers. A good writer is quickly promoted to a 'concept man' - and then a producer - because he's too valuable to simply be a writer.
John Rhys-Davies
#32. Anyone with gumption and a sharp mind will take the measure of two things: what's said and what's done.
Seamus Heaney
#33. Giving yourself threads doesn't mean you don't believe in yourself in my opinion.
Valentino Rossi
#34. It is bad enough to reinvent the wheel. What really hurts is when they reinvent the flat tire.
Lee S Shulman
#35. If family religion were duly attended to and properly discharged, I think the preaching of the Word would not be the common instrument of conversion.
Richard Baxter
#36. And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
Skee-Lo
#37. I kind of have a dilettantish spirit about me.
Ron Silver
#38. I was a dispatcher, flat-tire fixer, changed the oil, fixed the fan belts. There was nothing too good for me.
Manuel Moroun
#39. I think books, novels and autobiographies have a power to touch people far more personally than films do, so there's a bit more of a responsibility when you then dramatise it.
Robert Sheehan
#40. Something doesn't look right," Vee said. "Is the tire supposed to look like that?"
I banged my head against the nearest tree trunk.
"So we've got a flat," Vee said. "What now?
Becca Fitzpatrick
#41. Genius is fine for the ignition spark, but to get there someone has to see that the radiator doesn't leak and no tire is flat.
Rex Stout
