Quotes About A Cheating Wife

#1. I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

Woody Allen

#2. Debbie often talked about Gretchen as if she was his mistress. But to Archie it sometimes felt like the other way around. As if, by moving back in with his ex-wife, he was cheating on Gretchen.
That was probably worthy of bringing up in therapy

Chelsea Cain

#3. Thank God (my wife) and I were both born poor
so the concept of fidelity was allowed to take root in us.

Allan Wolf

#4. The more settled I've become, the more problematic my characters have become. There was a period when I wrote sensitive and gentle songs and these came at a time when life was at its most destructive. I think you write about what you need, on some level.

Nick Cave

#5. Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife.

Benjamin Franklin

#6. To gain height, lose all your tall friends.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#7. You're not going to have to face things just by yourself, you're not going to have to face things all alone.

Cruce Stark

#8. Yes, I'm married. But my wife understands that a good politician has to be appealing to the ladies. The fact that I haven't even gotten close to cheating on her is a disappointment to us
both.

Aziz Ansari

#9. Whatever you do, don't whimper, but take the consequences.

T. S. Eliot

#10. The story is even Bill Wilson, a founder of Alcoholics Anonymous, couldn't overcome the sex monkey on his back, and spent his sober life cheating on his wife and filled with guilt.

Chuck Palahniuk

#11. If only the best birds sang, the forest would be silent.

Henry Van Dyke

#12. there is no Jezebel remedy. There's no conscience chemo. No pill for cheating. No therapeutic number of Hail Marys or blow jobs or home-cooked meals or good-wife deeds.

Martin Clark

#13. Don't cheat when you got the most beautiful woman by your side

MG

#14. I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.

Rodney Dangerfield

#15. There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife.

Steven Curtis Chapman

#16. All religions are about men in frocks waving sticks around.

Patrick Sherriff

#17. This survival of the fittest which I have here sought to express in mechanical terms, is that which Mr. Darwin has called 'natural selection, or the preservation of favoured races in the struggle for life.

Herbert Spencer

#18. And then Dick called and said, I'm going to do a special called Dick Van Dyke and the other woman, that would be you, because every time I try to check into a hotel with my wife, they look at me as though I'm cheating on Laura.

Mary Tyler Moore

#19. Galileo was challenged because he declared a theory to be a fact and argued with the Church about the genuine meaning of the Bible.

Michael Coren

#20. Is that your wife?" Julie asks again, more forcefully. I nod. "Who's that ... guy she's with?" I shrug. "Is she cheating on you or something?" I shrug. "This doesn't bother you?"
I shrug.
"Stop shrugging, you asshole! I know you can talk; say something.

Isaac Marion

#21. That must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant. They're in bed and she's says, 'In the event that wife should come home early please notice the location of the nearest emergency exit.'

Jay Leno

#22. You can still go home a loyal wife. - Warren Brown

T.M. Williams

#23. Silent as a flower, her face fell in dismay, aware that the ghost of lust ate and left, sensing that there was a different scent of perfume consuming the room, and that she had numbered and counted the he loves me, he loves me not of each petal, where the lifeless dust had settle.

Anthony Liccione

#24. I have said before that metaphors are dangerous. Love begins with a metaphor.

Milan Kundera

#25. When does a wife know that her husband is cheating on her? When he starts complaining about the lack of water as he wants to have two showers a week." This was one of the many popular jokes.

Felix Abt

#26. But remember, that for every cheating wife in Botswana, there are five hundred and fifty cheating husbands."
Mma Makutsi whistled. "That is an amazing figure," she said. "Where did you read that?"
"Nowhere," chuckled Mma Ramotswe. "I made it up. But that doesn't stop it from being true.

Alexander McCall Smith

#27. Commitment is Circumstances

Leju Thomas

#28. At my first Golden Globes, I met people I was very much enamored by: Julianne Moore, Meryl Streep, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. It was surreal to see them in person.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson

#29. I started on the opening page of my own book.
'I am a cheating, weak-spined, women-fearing coward, and i am the hero of your story. Because the woman I cheated on - my wife, Amy Elliott Dunne - is a sociopath and a murderer.'
Yes. I'd read that.

Gillian Flynn

#30. Roy's wife of Aldivalloch, Wat ye how she cheated me, As I came o'er the braes of Balloch?

Anne Grant

#31. It is not good to have so many breakable things around. When they are broken you become sad. It is much better never to have had them.

John Steinbeck

#32. It's the same with [my wife]
when she goes out, guys are macking on her. I'm not worried with the kind of relationship we've got. Most people, they don't leave room for mistakes in their relationship.

Wyclef Jean

#33. Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.

Mort Sahl

#34. In L.A., you work like hell because there is nothing else to do, unless you're cheating on your wife.

Howard Fast

#35. Try to remember that being unsuccessful in school doesn't automatically mean you'll be unsuccessful in life. Lots of people who didn't excel in school still went on to have successful lives.

Dav Pilkey

#36. When I was 19 years old, I hitchhiked across the country to San Francisco.

John Prendergast

#37. I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?

Luis Guzman