Quotes About A Bachelor Party

#1. During December we are all ingesting, imbibing, and spending with a reckless abandon like a bachelor party on a guilt-free boondoggle. Everyone has the unspoken agreement that what happens in December stays in December.

Jim Gaffigan

#2. Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of questions. You know, such as: does that best man invite both guys to the bachelor party?

Jay Leno

#3. It was hard to judge a man's full character by his bachelor party etiquette.

Lola Dodge

#4. Can't you get me some swank bachelor's pad like Keith has downtown so I can party with all the rich vacationers? Drinking alone is sad and pathetic. I need people. Even human people.

Richelle Mead

#5. I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party

Bruce Willis

#6. I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

Johnny Knoxville

#7. He smells of secondhand cigar smoke and a brew of perfumes from his bachelor party, but it would be enticing foreplay to shower him fresh before sullying him anew.

Valentine Glass

#8. You know how funerals are not for the dead, they're for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they're for the uncommitted.

Bill Murray

#9. Sounds like a plan. I owe Tammy a big thank-you." Ty sighed. "I think I'm too old for this bachelor party crap."
"We'll be planning yours soon enough."
That was so not appealing, Ty was almost scared. "Let's just go fishing and call it good."
"Done.

Erin McCarthy