Bachelor Party Quotes

#1. It was hard to judge a man's full character by his bachelor party etiquette.

Lola Dodge

#2. I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party

Bruce Willis

#3. I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

Johnny Knoxville

#4. He smells of secondhand cigar smoke and a brew of perfumes from his bachelor party, but it would be enticing foreplay to shower him fresh before sullying him anew.

Valentine Glass

#5. During December we are all ingesting, imbibing, and spending with a reckless abandon like a bachelor party on a guilt-free boondoggle. Everyone has the unspoken agreement that what happens in December stays in December.

Jim Gaffigan

#6. Sounds like a plan. I owe Tammy a big thank-you." Ty sighed. "I think I'm too old for this bachelor party crap."
"We'll be planning yours soon enough."
That was so not appealing, Ty was almost scared. "Let's just go fishing and call it good."
"Done.

Erin McCarthy

#7. Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of questions. You know, such as: does that best man invite both guys to the bachelor party?

Jay Leno

#8. The important thing in tidying is not deciding what to discard but rather what you want to keep in your life.

Marie Kondo

#9. You know how funerals are not for the dead, they're for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they're for the uncommitted.

Bill Murray

#10. I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine.

Barry Goldwater

#11. Not to win is guttering.

Mark Noble

#12. This is my best time of the year (spring training). Heck, once the season starts, I go to work.

Brooks Robinson

#13. A story is nothing but a lie. An illusion. And that illusion only works if we trust in it.

Eduardo Halfon

#14. I don't understand why it's a sin if you love something and want to keep it from having to suffer.

Jodi Picoult

#15. Blessed are they who never read a newspaper, for they shall see Nature, and through her, God.

Henry David Thoreau

#16. Delhi people can make anything look fancy. Delhi scares me with fast pace vehicles and running life, it can almost thrill anyone.

Parul Wadhwa

#17. Can't you get me some swank bachelor's pad like Keith has downtown so I can party with all the rich vacationers? Drinking alone is sad and pathetic. I need people. Even human people.

Richelle Mead