Quotes About 99 Problems

#1. I suppose we'll never know what really happened in that room, though he did tell police, "I did it because I'm a dirty dog." This is not a very convincing alibi. He may as well have said, "I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.

Chuck Klosterman

#2. I got 99 Problems but Mitt ain't one.

Jay-Z

#3. I got 99 problems, palsy is just one

Maysoon Zayid

#4. I did a couple of pilots that didn't sell, a few movies, and one year of nightclub work, which I hated. Then I did the pilot of 'The Brady Bunch' and never had to do another nightclub.

Ann B. Davis

#5. 99% of all problems can be solved by money
and for the other 1% there's alcohol.

Quentin R. Bufogle

#6. We have the means of evangelizing our country, but they are slumbering in the pews of our churches.

John Stott

#7. Vegetarianism is the cure for 99% of the world's problems. Think about it ...

Casey Kasem

#8. Free-market capitalism, in the blink of an eye, was gutted and replaced by an oligopoly.

Gerald Celente

#9. Fear knocked at the door, Faith went to answer it, and no one was there.

Rosamunde Pilcher

#10. Without gay men, I am nothing.

Janice Dickinson

#11. I was always interested in finding ways of meeting the familiar very differently, specifically the feminine familiar.

Francesca DiMattio

#12. No, I do not like music. (But what she really was trying to say was this: I like music better than anything in the world, after you.)

Jonathan Safran Foer

#13. First," said Ms. Johnson, "I want you to know that you are all winners,"

Why do grown-ups always say that? Duh,we know we're not all winners.

Bruce Hale

#14. If the Rapture happened today, would you be untakenable?

C.O. Wyler

#15. Ambition is a vice, but it may be the father of virtue.

Quintilian

#16. One man on the wall is worth ten beneath it.

George R R Martin

#17. [Hilary] ... after you left, I didn't understand what had happened. David, I don't hate you and I don't blame you. I don't think you were happy, and I wasn't that happy either. We were just coasting, seeing what would happen, and then you pulled the plug. Right?

Janice Y.K. Lee

#18. What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.

Lily Tomlin

#19. When i angry, i unload my anger on my self
When i overflow with love, i distribute it.

Mohammed Zaki Ansari

#20. Tears are perhaps 1% water but 99% emotions. They contain hurt, pain, sorrow, disappointment, sadness ... so cry sometimes and let go of the feelings welling in your heart. Crying won't necessarily solve your problems but it will make you feel better.

Rita Zahara

#21. Comedy comes from a place of hurt. Charlie Chaplin was starving and broke in London, and that's where he got his character 'the tramp' from. It's a bad situation that he transformed into comedic one.

Chris Tucker