Funny I Got 99 Problems Quotes

#1. If a man constantly aspires is he not elevated.

Henry David Thoreau

#2. I'm not a big city guy ... there's too many people, there's too much traffic.

Jeremy Bonderman

#3. For much of my life I floundered under the excuse of "nobody's perfect," the liberating and over-used phrase that affords guys like me the freedom to pile up sins in a careless and unchecked way. Ironically, being perfect is precisely what we are called to be!

Tarek Saab

#4. A wrong path may take you to the right wisdom!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#5. Between friends there is no need for justice, but people who are just still need the quality of friendship; and indeed friendliness is considered to be justice in the fullest sense.

Aristotle.

#6. If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.

Don Rickles

#7. Armand keeps the island of Manhattan safe for them - Louis, Armand, and two young blood drinkers, Benjamin and Sybelle, and whoever else joins them in their palatial digs on the Upper East Side.

Anne Rice

#8. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.

Katherine Whitehorn

#9. God would not allow Adam and Eve to eat of the forbidden tree, even though it was good for food, pleasant to the eye and to be desired to make one wise (Gen. 3).

Ralph Venning

#10. Right reason is stronger than force.

James A. Garfield

#11. Becoming" a stranger seems easier to maintain than "being" a stranger... The former can be sustained forever and can be resumed time and again... The latter needs just a smile or a handshake or a word of recognition to break...

Gayathri Jayakumar

#12. To those who serve to protect the exotic animals in the rainforest. Thanks for making it possible for so many of them to remain in their natural habitat and for stopping those who are destroying the animals or transporting them from their homes in the wild.

Terry Spear

#13. I've been wearing Wrangler jeans for more than a decade now, all the way back to when I first started playing clubs in my teens in Georgia.

Jason Aldean

#14. Whoever has really sacrificed anything, knows that he wanted and got something in return.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#15. Our world is constantly in change and the great change is always toward freedom. When we speak of freedom we speak of equality. Nations will rise and fall but equality remains the ideal.

Carlos P. Romulo