Pun Intended Quotes

#1. Red?" I asked.

"I've decided I'm going to call you Red from now on."

"All right, I'll bite - no pun intended. Why?"

He snickered in a very masculine way and lowered his voice. "'Cause I like the idea of the big bad wolf visiting you and Grandma.

Linda Robertson

#2. You're a bright girl, aren't you? No pun intended.

Joss Stirling

#3. If you're truly psychedelic the difference between living and dying is quite immaterial. No pun intended.

Terence McKenna

#4. Obviously I struck gold with 'Deadwood.' No pun intended.

Jim Beaver

#5. We are defined by what we believe in. Identity is shaped by what we believe is right. Culture is cultured, pun intended; by what we believe is right.

Hlovate

#6. Always say 'no pun intended' to draw attention to the intended pun.

Teju Cole

#7. Having inched closer and accomplished some of my major goals in the sport of golf, no pun intended, why not work as hard as I can to attain those goals if I'm already feeling like I'm playing well and getting more and more comfortable.

Jordan Spieth

#8. You forgot to cross off anal sex."
"I tried it once. Didn't like it. If you're better at it, I'll have another crack." I paused. "No pun intended.

C.D. Reiss

#9. Los vampiros," she whispered.
"Oh God, not the bloody vampires again," said Magnus. "No pun intended.

Cassandra Clare

#10. Even though there will be times when I'll need to protect myself - there will definitely be times when I'll have to put up my guard just to monitor what comes in and out of my life - there's a grace there ... no pun intended!

Grace Gealey

#11. The man [Donald Trump] seems to out-trump himself - no pun intended - every time he speaks in his bid to win the Republican nomination.

Corri Wilson

#12. John Cusack and I have been friends since childhood, and the fact that we're in so many films together is, no pun intended, serendipitous.

Jeremy Piven

#13. But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight.

Meg Cabot

#14. I'll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I've experienced of vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended.

Cassandra Clare

#15. Actually touring solo is a little more difficult. It's more demanding than being under the "wing" of the band, no pun intended. It's more intimidating to sing in front of smaller crowds. The buck stops with me.

Timothy B. Schmit

#16. I was supposed to watch you, yeah. They thought it was weird that Atherton would send his own kid to Hecate, so we wanted to keep an eye on you. No pun intended. (Archer)

Rachel Hawkins

#17. I think the play actually became bigger than me. No pun intended.

Camryn Manheim

#18. Human beings are more or less formulas. Pun intended. We are not any one thing that is mathematically provable. We are more or less than we are anything. We are more or less kind, or more or less not. More or less selfish, happy, wise, lonely.

Adi Alsaid

#19. Apollo is hot, no pun intended.

Courtney

#20. 'Nip/Tuck' did make me very comfortable in my own skin, no pun intended. I had to be stripped down a lot, and you're kind of in front of the whole world, and it teaches you to accept yourself and be comfortable with yourself real quickly.

Kelly Carlson

#21. In Men in Black, it was a very small character, no pun intended.

Verne Troyer

#22. You know, being bitten by a vampire one week before prom really sucks.
No pun intended.

Mari Mancusi

#23. Celibacy sucks, no pun intended.

Lois Greiman

#24. God knows why - no pun intended - but every time I write a song, I feel a need to touch on religion.

Martin Gore

#25. It is. If it's too late for me ... Well, I'll be damned - no pun intended - if I'll let them keep you out, too.

Stephenie Meyer

#26. My dominant (no pun intended) discourse seems to be needy as fuck.

Alexis Hall

#27. There's a lot of me in Captain Jack and there's a lot of Captain Jack in me. And there is no pun intended.

John Barrowman

#28. I was confident, but I still loved a good stroking. Pun one hundred percent abso-fucking-lutely intended.

Laurel Ulen Curtis

#29. I never read Freud. I've never been attracted to anything he has said, and I think he's started a lot of nonsense with psychiatry and that business. I don't think psychiatry can help or has helped anybody. I think it's a big fraud (pun not intended) on the public.

Bob Dylan

#30. Quote taken from Chapter 1:
A grave matter has just arisen." Etta hadn't intended to make the pun. She went on. "It's a problem right up your alley.

Ed Lynskey