Prune Juice Quotes

#1. Dinah Shore? Wonderful woman. Dinah formed a foundation to locate missing senior citizens by putting their pictures on prune juice bottles.

Red Buttons

#2. I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

Rodney Dangerfield

#3. Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.

Bob Hope

#4. Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.

Johnny Carson

#5. Dionysus invented wine, which so impressed his father Zeus that he promoted Dionysus to god. The guy who invented prune juice, by contrast, got sentenced to the Fields of Punishment.

Rick Riordan

#6. I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

Ogden Nash

#7. We need to repent of the haughty way in which we sometimes stand in judgment upon Scripture and must learn to sit humbly under its judgment instead.

John Stott

#8. Wants keep pace with wealth always.

J.G. Holland

#9. This was a really big opportunity. This script was even mediocre. The idea was great, but Jay came on with his guys made it great and very specific. It all came together well.

Sean William Scott

#10. You are my strength when I am weak
You are my shield when I am hurting
Whatever you say unto me Lord
I will do

April Nichole

#11. Americans are immensely popular in Paris; and this is not due solely to the fact that they spend lots of money there, for they spend just as much or more in London, and in the latter city they are merely tolerated because they do spend.

James Weldon Johnson

#12. Being famous before you've formed your personality, before you have that self-esteem, is dangerous.

Chris Evert

#13. I'm just a sensitive little soul who's put so much into her career that I haven't had enough energy or time left over to sustain a relationship.

Kiki Dee

#14. I don't give a damn about where I happen to be, provided nothing stops me from going into my mind.

Muriel Barbery

#15. All thanks to an impish, golden-haired, blue-eyed angel and a Tupperware container of cupcakes.

Maya Banks

#16. In their nomination to office they will not appoint to the exercise of authority as to a pitiful job, but as to a holy function.

Edmund Burke

#17. I'm not nostalgic. My memories are back here in my mind.

Agnes Varda

#18. When one makes a Revolution, one cannot mark time; one must always go forward - or go back. He who now talks about the 'freedom of the press' goes backward, and halts our headlong course towards Socialism.

Vladimir Lenin

#19. We all try to escape pain and death, while we seek what is pleasant.

Albert Einstein

#20. With all the media attention, all the love from the fans, I felt I needed to prove myself. Prove that I'm not a marketing tool, I'm not a ploy to improve attendance. Prove I can play in this league. But I've surrendered that to God. I'm not in a battle with what everybody else thinks anymore.

Jeremy Lin