Plan B Funny Quotes

#1. (If plan KTB kill the bastard) didn't work, well, gray would resort to Plan B: Operation Oh Sh**

Gena Showalter

#2. The plan is to marry a doctor, It's either that or become a trolley-dolly and hit on a pilot.

Ken McClure

#3. What?"
"Nothing." He laughed."You were really hungry."
"I don't need to defend my eating to anyone.And just so you know,when I'm done with this,I plan to eat three whole cookies."
"Whoa." He held up his hands."Now you're pulling out the big guns."
"I don't mess around.

Tristi Pinkston

#4. A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops.

Alan Davies

#5. He has a 5 year plan ... What is it, don't die?

Adam Sandler

#6. It's about something that strikes you as funny but I do it with a Christian world view: why we think the way we do based on God's plan. I lift up my God and my country and I resist political correctness.

Brad Stine

#7. A girl can dream can't she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey.

Sophie Monroe

#8. Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething.

Ali Sparkes

#9. It's funny, but when I arrived in California to start college I was much more interested in becoming a surfer and cruise along in life from one beach to the next. I didn't plan out any huge career for myself.

Benicio Del Toro

#10. Don't be a tourist. Plan less. Go slowly. I traveled in the most inefficient way possible and it took me exactly where I wanted to go.

Andrew Evans

#11. In the morning, people have a plan for that day. Hardworking people think of what they will do during the day, and idle people on what they should do.

Eraldo Banovac

#12. Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out.

R.D. Ronald

#13. Well, I've got tomorrow morning off, so I thought I might spend that thinking about her. Basically, my plan is to maybe just romantically obsess over her but not really do anything about it.

Christopher Shevlin

#14. the team will say "We can't get anything done in a week." I generally ask them, "Well, can you get anything done in a day, then?" They'll reply that they cannot, and I'll ask them why they plan to come in tomorrow if they aren't going to do anything. Haha, very funny. Except serious.

Anonymous

#15. I think you must be some kind of a freak. Either that or you're trying to
convert me to your secret horse religion."
"Darn, you got me," she says theatrically. "You thwarted my evil plan.

Cynthia Hand

#16. That's the funny thing about these collars ... Most men put them on women they plan to regularly fuck the shit out of."
His lips twitched. "I put them on women who get off on having me fuck the shit out of them however, wherever and whenever I want."
... "But you think that isn't me.

Kit Rocha

#17. You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun.

Katie MacAlister

#18. That's Al Qaeda's new plan: to destroy America one period at a time.

Chelsea Handler

#19. Love has a funny way of showing up when you aren't looking for it and didn't plan on it.

Adriana Trigiani

#20. My retirement plan was in place but Bernie Maidoff with my money.

David Letterman

#21. In preschool, I would plan out my show-and-tell every week to be funny and exciting. Then in first grade I wrote a play, and my classmates and I performed it as a puppet show.

Maxim Knight

#22. Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.

Darynda Jones

#23. So what's the plan?" Ben asked.
"Go inside. Look around. Improvise."
"Brilliant." Hi stroked his chin. "Quick question: Is having no plan the same as having a terrible plan, or are those different categories?

Kathy Reichs

#24. An understanding washed over Darren. You plan on me running."
"For many, many years." The crooked smile on Trent's mouth sent a shiver throughout my body. He was utterly dangerous when he wanted to be.

Elizabeth J. Kolodziej

#25. I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.

Mo Rocca

#26. The funny thing about a smile is that once you wear a smile, the darkness lightens and one does not feel frightened or sad any more.

Deepak Menon

#27. Everyone should have an evil secret plan ...

Denis Leary

#28. At the worst times, the best plan was often no plan. And Ky excelled at coming up with no plan.

Gillian Bronte Adams

#29. Yeah? Rock 'n' Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday week I'll be living on an island with a small Indian boy.

Noel Fielding

#30. A man who does not think and plan long ahead will find trouble right at his door.

Confucius

#31. Reckoner Super Plan for Killing Regalia ...
Step One: find Regalia, then totally explode her. Lots and Lots.
Step Two: put Val on decaf.
Step Three: Mizzy gets a cookie.

Brandon Sanderson

#32. I had gone to New York with no plan at all. I did a lot of jobs - barman, teacher, security guard, postman and construction worker - and I was meeting many eccentric characters, and they were saying funny things, which I always wrote down.

Adrian McKinty