Top 18 Pink Elephant Sayings
#1. When I was ten years old, I realized I'd been kidnapped as a toddler. Of course, I would have to have been a fairly dim child to miss the clues. Great big pink-elephant clues, trumpeting and lumbering and shitting through the house, ignored by everyone except me.
Augusten Burroughs
#2. I couldn't have been more shocked if he pulled a pink elephant out of his ass!
Tamara Rose Blodgett
#4. It was the pink elephant in the room, the thunderous fart in the elevator.
David Wong
#6. Searching for our kindred dead isn't just a hobby. It is a fundamental responsibility for all members of the Church. We believe that life continues after death and that all will be resurrected.
James E. Faust
#7. Sometimes you find someplace, someone that makes you feel at home, and you just need to grab it by the reins and hold on for the crazy-ass ride called life.
Kindle Alexander
#8. The real transformation of society will come only in love, in work, and in stillness.
Gustav Landauer
#9. Therefore, O students, study mathematics and do not build without foundations.
Leonardo Da Vinci
#10. There have been openings, but I have not interviewed for any jobs, nor do I want to right now.
John Elway
#11. To 'choose' dogma and faith over doubt and experience is to throw out the ripening vintage and to reach greedily for the Kool-Aid.
Christopher Hitchens
#12. Miss: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market. Miss, Misses (Mrs.) and Mister (Mr.) are the three most distinctly disagreeable words in the language, in sound and sense.
Ambrose Bierce
#13. Wealth often takes away chances from men as well as poverty. There is none to tell the rich to go on striving, for a rich man makes the law that hallows and hollows his own life.
Sean O'Casey
#14. My encouragement to you is to go tomorrow to the library.
Maya Angelou
#15. Two cops Tasered me at the same time once, and it barely phased me.
R.K. Lilley
#16. If you look for Bigfoot, don't be surprised if you find yourself in the process.
Autumn Williams
#17. They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Janet Reno
#18. If you think too much about the future, about seeing me again, you won't exprience anything. You'll just be a slave to time.
Katie Kacvinsky
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