Top 100 Elephant Quotes

#1. You know ... they say an elephant never forgets.
What they don't tell you is, you never forget an elephant.

Bill Murray

Elephant Quotes #2897
#2. To be a baby elephant must be wonderful. Surrounded by a loving family 24 hours a day ... . I think it must be how it ought to be, in a perfect world.

Daphne Sheldrick

Elephant Quotes #4523
#3. No one actually saw it land, which raised the interesting philosophical point: When millions of tons of angry elephant come spinning through the sky, but there is no one to hear it, does it - philosophically speaking - make a noise?

Terry Pratchett

Elephant Quotes #8342
#4. Our elders say that an elephant does not find its own trunk heavy.

Zakes Mda

Elephant Quotes #10830
#5. Michelangelo was once asked how he would carve an elephant. He replied, I would take a large piece of stone and take away everything that was not the elephant.

Sharon Salzberg

Elephant Quotes #13965
#6. Of all footprints, that of the elephant is supreme. Similarly, of all mindfulness meditations, that on death is supreme.

Gautama Buddha

Elephant Quotes #14912
#7. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.

David Gries

Elephant Quotes #28439
#8. So slowly the hot elephant hearts
grow full of desire,
and the great beasts mate in secret at last,
hiding their fire.

D.H. Lawrence

Elephant Quotes #37501
#9. Only those with skin as thick as elephant hide can hope to sail through their teens unscathed by self-doubt and bouts of depression.

Mariella Frostrup

Elephant Quotes #38604
#10. Worn out by suffering, we lie on our great backs, tossing grass up to heaven - as a distraction, not a prayer. That's not humility you see on our long final journeys: it's procrastination. It hurts my heavy body to lie down. - DAN CHIASSON, The Elephant

Jodi Picoult

Elephant Quotes #38739
#11. Did Maleldil suggest that our own world might have been saved if the elephant had accidentally trodden on the serpent a moment before Eve was about to yield?

C.S. Lewis

Elephant Quotes #39086
#12. If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

Eddie Izzard

Elephant Quotes #43214
#13. So, gently, and using the greatest of care, the elephant stretched his great trunk through the
air, and he lifted the dust speck and carried it over and placed it down, safe, on a very soft
clover

Dr. Seuss

Elephant Quotes #48192
#14. A mouse is the size of a mouse for a good reason, and a mouse that was the size of an elephant wouldn't do very well.

Michael Pollan

Elephant Quotes #48720
#15. Injun Joe studied the body for a moment, his eyes sad. Then he said, "I'd rather go in my sleep, I think." He glanced back at me. "What about you?"
"I want to be stepped on by an elephant while having sex with identical triplet cheerleaders," I said.

Jim Butcher

Elephant Quotes #50735
#16. I feel like a carton of eggs holding up an elephant.

Sherman Alexie

Elephant Quotes #53440
#17. When the bull's-eye becomes as big in your mind as an elephant, you are sure to hit it.

Alejandro Jodorowsky

Elephant Quotes #60478
#18. They say an elephant never forgets. Well, you are not an elephant. Take notes, constantly. Save interesting thoughts, quotations, films, technologies ... the medium doesn't matter, so long as it inspires you.

Aaron Koblin

Elephant Quotes #60568
#19. No Child Left Behind ... is a giraffe with an elephant's body ... You can't take the vision of Ted Kennedy and merge it to the public policy of George Bush and come out with anything that works.

Steve Rauschenberger

Elephant Quotes #86475
#20. There was talk of the Centaur being moved into the elephant cages to make room for a banjo-picking Minotaur. Surrendering his meager furnishings to a musical half man half bull was all bull.

Don Roff

Elephant Quotes #91656
#21. The bird and the elephant drink from the same river.

Matshona Dhliwayo

Elephant Quotes #92122
#22. Visitors at the zoo indulge in transports of delight at the way an elephant reaches for an apple with it's trunk....but give not a moments thought to the ineffable capabilities of their own hands.

John Russell Napier

Elephant Quotes #93408
#23. I have not seen any Christian sparrow or Muslim lion or Jewish elephant! Animals are lucky as they have not yet invented the religion!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

Elephant Quotes #110861
#24. It was the pink elephant in the room, the thunderous fart in the elevator.

David Wong

Elephant Quotes #112663
#25. Generally speaking, we are w-a-y too hard on ourselves!
I used to place enough pressure on myself to crush an elephant!

Daniel Petra

Elephant Quotes #113905
#26. Their version of rock-paper-scissors was elephant - fist, mouse - palm, and ant - little finger. The elephant crushed the mouse, the mouse squashed the ant, and the ant crawled up the elephant's trunk and paralyzed his brain.

Colin Cotterill

Elephant Quotes #115721
#27. Hate is a strong word," I say, offering her some eggs, which she accepts.
"So is love. At least I didn't say that."
"So is elephant, but people say that all the time," says Sophie, bounding back down the stairs and sending Jade and me into fits of laughter.

Haley Fisher

Elephant Quotes #119543
#28. A snare is destroyed when elephant places foot on it.

Ademola Adejumo

Elephant Quotes #121944
#29. It was like there was an elephant in the room. An elephant that expected us to have sex.

Morgan Matson

Elephant Quotes #125084
#30. When there is an invisible elephant in the room, one is from time to time bound to trip over a trunk.

Karen Joy Fowler

Elephant Quotes #126937
#31. I wanted to work with an elephant.

Robert Pattinson

Elephant Quotes #126975
#32. I looked down at the brochure nearest me."We're going to Nigeria," I threatened. "I hope you like elephant polo."
-Liberty Jones

Lisa Kleypas

Elephant Quotes #136846
#33. Even the elephant carries but a small trunk on his journeys. The perfection of traveling is to travel without baggage.

Henry David Thoreau

Elephant Quotes #137745
#34. the sun, the Nigerians are loading up for the day. One balances a carved elephant on one finger, another

Sara Alexi

Elephant Quotes #158035
#35. Never ignore the elephant in the room. That's rude; play with it and introduce it.

Donna Lynn Hope

Elephant Quotes #158111
#36. I am not an animal! I am a human being! I ... am ... a man!

Joseph Merrick

Elephant Quotes #160647
#37. The elephant is never won by anger; nor must that man who would reclaim a lion take him by the teeth.

John Dryden

Elephant Quotes #166150
#38. The proof of the pudding is in the eating! So what! We are interested in the mechanism that ensures that it really is a pudding we are eating and not a poached baby elephant, though we think we are eating our daily pudding!

Louis Althusser

Elephant Quotes #167577
#39. But tonight I'll go alone. You're about as stealthy as a lame elephant. See you later." She patted me on the shoulder and took off down the path, leaving me behind, both charmed and insulted. The side effects of hanging around Charlotte Holmes.

Brittany Cavallaro

Elephant Quotes #182386
#40. The building was crowded with men and women packing stuff into boxes and bags, leather stuff, nylon, canvas, and rubber stuff, with brass rings and silver chains, steel buckles and studded straps. Elephant stuff.

Richard Schmitt

Elephant Quotes #190265
#41. I had a probing mind and an elephant memory.

Ethel Waters

Elephant Quotes #191577
#42. Did I ever say an engagement was an elephant, madam?

Elizabeth Gaskell

Elephant Quotes #195746
#43. An elephant is vastly more efficient, metabolically, than a mouse. It's the same for a megacity as opposed to a village. But an elephant can break a leg very easily, whereas you can toss a mouse out of a window and it'll be fine. Size makes you fragile.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Elephant Quotes #201567
#44. And it is a great thing to die in your own bed, though it is better still to die in your boots.

George Orwell

Elephant Quotes #202186
#45. Do you have any idea how much an elephant drinks?

Sara Gruen

Elephant Quotes #202476
#46. Took myself to Byculla. The area around the elephants is very soothing. I wish I were an elephant. I would be so composed.

Jerry Pinto

Elephant Quotes #203181
#47. When you look at elephant herds that are nonstressed, the males are never around. They mate, they go; they're loners.

Mark Shand

Elephant Quotes #210621
#48. How hard can it be to find a girl and an elephant for Christ's sake?

Sara Gruen

Elephant Quotes #219010
#49. The gate, probably built to accommodate an elephant procession, opens slowly and reveals an abandoned city dreamed up by a doomed king.

Mohammed Hanif

Elephant Quotes #222351
#50. Whenever Maeve would mention another foster case or needy child she'd heard about and say, What's another pound on an elephant?

James Patterson

Elephant Quotes #226203
#51. Kat had been picking things up since her third birthday, when Hamish and Angus's father took them all to the circus because he needed to "borrow" an elephant.

Ally Carter

Elephant Quotes #228258
#52. Better it is to live alone; there is no fellowship with a fool. Live alone and do no evil; be carefree like an elephant in the elephant forest.

Gautama Buddha

Elephant Quotes #228302
#53. He frowned as he struggled to remember. It was like watching an elephant crochet.

Val McDermid

Elephant Quotes #233349
#54. I doubt if a charging elephant, or a rhino, is as determined or hard to check as a socially ambitious mother.

Will Rogers

Elephant Quotes #237776
#55. Patriarchy is like the elephant in the room that we don't talk about, but how could it not affect the planet radically when it's the superstructure of human society.

Ani DiFranco

Elephant Quotes #238209
#56. Once there was an elephant Who tried to use the telephant. No! no! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone. Dear me, I am not certain quite That even now I've got it right.

Laura E. Richards

Elephant Quotes #242645
#57. When you hear the elephant music you're hearing what they mean to make.

Dave Soldier

Elephant Quotes #243375
#58. Most people know that forests are the lungs of our planet, literally playing a critical role in every breath we take. And that they're also home to incredible animals like the orangutan and elephant, which will go extinct if we keep cutting down their forests.

Chris Noth

Elephant Quotes #248358
#59. Keeping low to avoid the branches that blocked their paths, they scurried through the dark. Dante with his usual elegant silence and Abby crashing behind him like a bull elephant with a tranquilizer stuck in its butt.

Alexandra Ivy

Elephant Quotes #251557
#60. I like incidents of that sort, when forces that are usually so sneaky and hard to point out slither out of the grass and are as obvious as, say, an anaconda that's eaten a cow or an elephant turd on the carpet.

Rebecca Solnit

Elephant Quotes #252015
#61. There is a delicacy in it equalled only by the daintiness of the elephant's trunk.

Herman Melville

Elephant Quotes #253991
#62. It wasn't until I had been writing on and off for maybe ten years that I started to establish any kind of routine, thought I couldn't put a finger on an exact date, and this routine relates simply to the aphorism 'How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.'

Neal Asher

Elephant Quotes #258435
#63. Nature's great masterpiece, an elephant;
the only harmless great thing.

John Donne

Elephant Quotes #261613
#64. I have never seen a better mother than an elephant. I suppose that if humans were pregnant for two years, the investment might be enough to make us all better mothers.

Jodi Picoult

Elephant Quotes #262098
#65. Making films is about having absolute and foolish confidence; the challenge for all of us is to have the heart of a poet and the skin of an elephant.

Mira Nair

Elephant Quotes #264348
#66. I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

Noel Coward

Elephant Quotes #274301
#67. I've always had enough, even if my enough and your enough are as different as an elephant and a minaret.

Catherynne M Valente

Elephant Quotes #277009
#68. The elephant goad represents Yama, the god of death and bondage. Ganesha thus acknowledges the life-giving aspect of nature as well as the life-taking aspect of nature.

Devdutt Pattanaik

Elephant Quotes #280029
#69. We have all seen these circus elephants complete with tusks, ivory in their head and thick skins, who move around the circus ring and grab the tail of the elephant ahead of them.

John F. Kennedy

Elephant Quotes #285652
#70. Shallows where a lamb could wade and depths where an elephant would drown.

Matthew Henry

Elephant Quotes #285835
#71. Sarah is a mirage after all; an oasis in this arid, amnesiac, desert mindscape. I fear if I get too close she too will turn to dust.

Jonathan Dunne

Elephant Quotes #290144
#72. And the elephant sings deep in the forest-maze
About a star of deathless and painless peace
But no astronomer can find where it is.

Ted Hughes

Elephant Quotes #294815
#73. You are amazing," she said. "And you make a very handsome elephant.

Rick Riordan

Elephant Quotes #299120
#74. Holy crap. Is that an elephant penis?

Lexi Blake

Elephant Quotes #300830
#75. You can eat an elephant one bit at a time.

Mary Kay Ash

Elephant Quotes #301935
#76. He laughed. The laugh could strip the skin off an elephant in seconds.

Lilith Saintcrow

Elephant Quotes #302178
#77. Guess who has PE first hour? This is so unfair. I start the day off perspiring like an elephant in heat. Don't the people who make up our schedule understand body odor? Don't they understand frizzy hair?

Becca Fitzpatrick

Elephant Quotes #306904
#78. Although my elephant is different than yours. Mine's bright purple and I like to lead him around on a leash and introduce him to people by name.

Suzanne Brockmann

Elephant Quotes #311068
#79. I had no time to make a world of my own: I had to stay fixed like Atlas, my feet on the elephant's back and the elephant on the tortoise's back. To inquire on what the tortoise stood would be to go mad.

Henry Miller

Elephant Quotes #312808
#80. The elephant hath joints, but none for courtesy; his legs are legs for necessity, not for flexure.

William Shakespeare

Elephant Quotes #317450
#81. In Haydn's oratorios, the notes present to the imagination not only motions, as, of the snake, the stag, and the elephant, but colors also; as the green grass.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Elephant Quotes #324822
#82. I could perform ballet in combat boots more gracefully than that, George said. But then, so could an elephant, so that's not really saying much, now is it?

Jenn McKinlay

Elephant Quotes #328887
#83. It's the old elephant hunter joke, where a guy asserts he's the local elephant hunter, you respond that there aren't any elephants around there, and he, of course, says 'Yeah, see how good I am?

Ryk E. Spoor

Elephant Quotes #330768
#84. I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.

John F. Kennedy

Elephant Quotes #336523
#85. The elephant which supports the world is called Muha-pudma, and the the tortoise which supports the elephant is called Chukwa. In some of the Eastern mythologies we are told that the world stands on the backs of eight elephants, called Achtequed-jams.

E. Cobham Brewer

Elephant Quotes #337470
#86. I'd rather stick my head up an elephant's cunt

Charles Bukowski

Elephant Quotes #342149
#87. What you newspaper and magazine writers, who work in rabbit time, don't understand is that the practice of architecture has to be measured in elephant time.

Eero Saarinen

Elephant Quotes #347440
#88. When an elephant walks, it kills many small creatures; when we walk, we kill many small creatures; we are all random killers!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

Elephant Quotes #350370
#89. During our meetings in Peshawar, Abdul Haq...asked me why the United States does not pay attention to terrorism. He compared America to a huge elephant: "One hundred people push on it and it doesn't blink, but when it decides to move, it lumbers forward and crushes everything.

Peter Tomsen

Elephant Quotes #350792
#90. He wears a mask, and his face grows to fit it.

George Orwell

Elephant Quotes #352400
#91. So oft in theologic wars, The disputants, I ween, Rail on in utter ignorance Of what each other mean, And prate about an Elephant Not one of them has seen!

John Godfrey Saxe

Elephant Quotes #369011
#92. Shut up sergeant. You're a free troll. That's an order
Sam Vimes

Terry Pratchett

Elephant Quotes #369328
#93. I always think I look like the Elephant Man - I can't get used to my own image.

Brian Cox

Elephant Quotes #375658
#94. That's odd. It looks almost as if Nick is picking a fight with that elephant."
"Well, the elephant started it."
"That's irrelevant. Fighting with civilians is against the rules. Go break it up."
-Admiral Breya Andreyasn & Sergeant Schlock

Howard Tayler

Elephant Quotes #376697
#95. I don't do impersonations. I can do a wounded elephant! I can do a really good cow! And because of the amount of time I spent in North Yorkshire, I do a variety of sheep. All of which I will be happy to roll out for you!

Patrick Stewart

Elephant Quotes #389098
#96. I don't believe he was made in China, but I do believe he is disposable.

Jonathan Dunne

Elephant Quotes #389565
#97. She is the elephant's eyebrows," Evie whispered appreciatively. "Those jewels! How her neck must ache."
"That's why Bayer makes aspirin," Mabel whispered back, and Evie smiled, knowing that even a socialist wasn't immune to the dazzle of a movie star.

Libba Bray

Elephant Quotes #390419
#98. Not every ant which stays under the elephant's foot dies; the most powerful cannot always kill the weakest!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

Elephant Quotes #397780
#99. One thing that man HAS learned from history, is how to kill (animals) more efficiently.

Diane Van Der Westhuizen

Elephant Quotes #404426
#100. But that is impossible," said Peter.
"Magic is always impossible," said the magician. "It begins with the impossible and ends with the impossible and is impossible in between. That is why it is magic.

Kate DiCamillo

Elephant Quotes #404446

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