Pickup Line Quotes

#1. Can you repeat that pickup line for me?"
I heard one of the vamps ask.
"I want to write it down. Something about the usual?

Karen Chance

#2. You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare.

Jenny McCarthy

#3. LYB NBC - which means "love ya, babe; nuts, back & critters" - the first half being pretty self-explanatory. Less obviously, "nuts, back, and critters" means watch out for crazy people, watch your back because you can't trust anyone, and don't run over any animals.

Tyler Oakley

#4. Want to come back to the morgue with me after lunch? (Tate)
I shudder at the thought of the pickup line you must have used the night you met LaShonda. Come with me, baby, and see my collection of stiffs. (Simone)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#5. Hey girl," he said, wiggling his eyebrows. "You must be the riptide, 'cause you sweep me off my feet."
He'd be practicing that pickup line for years. He was glad he finally got yo use it.

Rick Riordan

#6. A great pickup line is one I don't even notice. It has me connecting with you, laughing, having a good time. And that definitely gets my attention.

Jennifer Morrison

#7. Probably the worst pickup line is no pickup line. I mean, at the end of the day, what is the worst that could happen?

Dawn Olivieri

#8. That was it. That was his pickup line. You comin' or what?

Kristen Ashley

#9. To ward off these disasters, they spent a whole lot of time trying to keep their gods happy via a number of complex rituals, many involving copious amounts of sex ("the gods wish us to have sex" is the oldest pickup line in the world).

Gene Doucette

#10. His hand circled the back of my neck. "I need you tonight."
Has there ever been a more effective line in the history of pickup lines than "I need you?

Leah Raeder

#11. I don't mind hot and spicy. Actually find that appealing in a girl. And chicken wings.

Julie James

#12. He has a standard pickup line: "Are you a bottom? Yes? Hi, I'm Dave.

Renae Kaye

#13. There is no moment like the present. The man who will not execute his resolutions when they are fresh upon him can have no hope from them afterwards: they will be dissipated, lost, and perish in the hurry and scurry of the world, or sunk in the slough of indolence.

Maria Edgeworth

#14. Stephen Colbert used to be my friend. I even signed the poor baby's cast when he hurt his hand.

Nancy Pelosi

#15. When you know your name, you should hang on to it, for unless it is noted down and remembered, it will die when you do.

Toni Morrison

#16. When were you born?"
"Huh?" She scrunched up her nose at the sudden change in topic.
"Your sign?" He insisted.
She thought it must be a joke. Wasn't that a bad pickup line from the '70s?

Joannah Miley

#17. The Democrats need poor, dependent people if they're gonna stay in business. And if we don't have enough poverty at home, we'll import it. That's what our open-borders policy is: It's about importing poverty and importing the number of potential registered voters for the Democrat party.

Rush Limbaugh

#18. What's your favorite axiom? (The nerd pickup line,

Hanya Yanagihara

#19. Pickup line ... pickup line ... she racked her brain until she found an explanation and brightened. Mine would be - roses are red, violets are blue, if you don't do what I say I will kill you.

Gena Showalter

#20. Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

Kin Hubbard

#21. Someone once asked, 'What's your best pickup line?' I said, 'My best pickup line is, 'Hi, my name is Hugh Hefner.'

Hugh Hefner

#22. You wanna go see my old bedroom?"
"Is that a pickup line?"
"Come on inside and you'll find out."
How was a girl supposed to resist an offer like that?

Jamie Farrell

#23. Go home and tell your daughters they are beautiful.

Stokely Carmichael

#24. Would you believe me if I told you I had amnesia?"
Her eyes narrowed. She didn't speak immediately.
"Yes I would."
"Why?" The man asked. "Why would you believe me?"
The woman smiled.
"Because it's a terrible pickup line.

Luke Taylor

#25. I felt a warm hand on the skin of my lower back."
I twisted my neck, looked up and there he was.
I held my breath and he asked, "You comin' or what?"
That was it. That was his pickup line. "You comin' or what?"
I went.

Kristen Ashley

#26. You just told me you didn't intend to love me. You didn't want to love me. You got yourself arrested to keep yourself away from me. That's not love. That's a compulsion. And, by the way, kudos on coming up with the worst pickup line of all time.

Emily McKay

#27. Ah, fairest maiden, thine beauty doth maketh mine loins stir, and mine cup runneth over.

Wayne Gerard Trotman

#28. You don't need a team leader, you need quality.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic