Top 26 Pet Name Quotes
#1. You can't change the past. You can't even change the future, in the sense that you can only change the present one moment at a time, stubbornly, until the future unwinds itself into the stories of our lives.
Larry Wall
#2. Remember back in forty-four when someone killed that pet parrot of yours? What was his name, Reynold? You know, the only friend you ever had? That was me, George. I fucked it to death then fed it to Goshy.
Will Elliott
#3. No matter what happens, please remember that I love you, hridaya patni. Promise me that you'll remember."
"It's a pet name our father used to call our mother. It means ... wife of my heart.
Colleen Houck
#4. Let's get something straight, shall we? My name is Beth, and I'm going to tutor you in business stats. We are not going to be friends or fuck buddies or anything else you might think of. I'm not 'Kitty' or any other pet name. I'm here to get a degree, not a husband.
Jessica Scott
#5. So I'm in the American Secret Service? Damn."
"It was all reported in the press the next day.
Douglas Preston
#6. If a guy who you just met at a club calls you baby, sweetheart, angel, or any other generic endearment? Don't make the mistake of thinking he's so into you, he's already thinking up pet names. It's because he can't or doesn't care to remember your actual name.
Emma Chase
#8. I don't have a pet, but I dream of someday getting a pug dog whom I will name Croque Monsieur so that I may alternate between calling him Croque, Monsieur or his full name: Croque Monsieur. I'll more than likely only use his first and last name most often when he's been bad.
John Gallagher Jr.
#9. I'm wondering how long I have to deal with this bullshit before I can brief my troops. Oh, and I gotta feed my goldfish. Let's get this straight, Blondie - "
"Blondie?"
"That's an insult, not a pet name.
Rie Warren
#10. Win was flabbergasted when he heard me say to the dog: We don't put our paws on the table while folks are eating, Manch.
Katherine Paterson
#11. There's no more foolish proverb than the one which says that dead men tell no tales. To help dead men to find their tongues is one of the chief uses of the Law.
Hope Mirrlees
#12. You look new right now," he finally said.
"New?"
He nodded. "Like you just discovered yourself." Andie felt something jolt through her veins as he added, "It's hard to explain, but I wish you could see it. It looks good on you.
Priscilla Glenn
#13. A child's slowness in any subject indicates a deficiency in his environment, educational or otherwise.
Shinichi Suzuki
#14. Mendeleev, unlike the squeamish Meyer, had balls enough to predict that new elements would be dug up. Look harder, you chemists and geologists, he seemed to taunt, and you'll find them.
Sam Kean
#15. Sometimes I rhyme slow sometimes I rhyme quick, I was on 125 and St.Nick
Daryl Barnes
#16. It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.
Alexander Theroux
#17. Santa's Little Helper
Isn't it ironic that Homer calls his pet
the same name Marge calls his penis?
Beryl Dov
#18. And why exactly do you have a pet name for me that refers to a big, round space crater?
Quinn Loftis
#19. And of course I don't go anywhere without my pet goldfish, Anthrax. I always tell security I'm carrying Anthrax. Yeah, sure I get a lot of guff about it, but it's a family name; I'm not changing it.
Stephen Colbert
#20. For our part, the U.S. must act quickly to ensure Most Favored Nation status to China.
Jennifer Dunn
#22. Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar.
Joel Hodgson
#23. Power is not found in muscles; power is found in the mind.
Debasish Mridha
#24. Allie-Cat? Oh help me Rhonda. He's given me a pet name.
Elle Kennedy
#25. [T]he nags ... the national association of gals, that's our pet name for the NOW gang ... the nags are a bunch of whores to liberalism.
Rush Limbaugh
#26. Hell's bells. I don't call him the Fist of God as a pet name, folks.
Jim Butcher
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