Pesci Quotes

#1. I did 'Gangs of New York' with Martin Scorsese, and they used to call me 'Little Joe Pesci' on the set.

Stephen Graham

#2. If I took over the 'Glamour' offices for a day, I would put Joe Pesci on the cover. I would say 'We've got to change all these magazines a little bit. We have to bring out a different version of what is, like, cool. You know, what's winning. Joe Pesci, Burt Reynolds.'

Jake Johnson

#3. You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with.

George Carlin

#4. My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci.

Diablo Cody

#5. I love the Dutch impressionists - Vermeer, Rembrandt. What they were able to do with light was astonishing. As for photographers, I think mostly of the Hungarians: Robert Capa, Laszlo Moholy-Nagy, Jozsef Pesci. In fact, I have one of his photographs hanging in my house.

Vilmos Zsigmond

#6. Christ is the sun, and all the watches of our lives should be set by the dial of his motion.

Thomas Brooks

#7. A woman's pity often opens the door to love.

Henry Ward Beecher

#8. You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

Joe Pesci

#9. I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

Joe Pesci

#10. Give liberally. Go urgently. Live dangerously.

David Platt

#11. The modern drama, operating through the double channel of dramatist and interpreter, affecting as it does both mind and heart,is the strongest force in developing social discontent, swelling the powerful tide of unrest that sweeps onward and over the dam of ignorance, prejudice, and superstition.

Emma Goldman

#12. You don't say hello to Mr. DeNiro? Show the respect, will ya?

Joe Pesci

#13. Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

Joe Pesci

#14. My father loved me so much that he did not want me to be a laborer or anything. I don't know if it's the right thing to do - push your kids into something and then stay on them until they do it. Let them pick what they want to do.

Joe Pesci

#15. Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

Joe Pesci

#16. You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

Joe Pesci

#17. I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore
I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.

Joe Pesci

#18. If we all think alike, no one is thinking.

Benjamin Franklin

#19. I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

Joe Pesci

#20. I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

Joe Pesci

#21. The only subject fewer authentic Americans cared about than the treatment of prisoners at Guantanamo was World Cup Soccer. America is an epic global battle with ruthless savages who seek our destruction, and liberals are feeling sorry for the terrorists.

Ann Coulter

#22. I love to star in movies, but I want to have good roles. It doesn't help to get starring roles in something that's no good. I mean, that will just kill you.

Joe Pesci

#23. We're trying to do something so that when the average person uses Pinterest, it has to make the service better.

Ben Silbermann

#24. Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

Joe Pesci

#25. If you reach the people nobody wants, God will give you the people everybody wants.

Tommy Barnett

#26. Scorsese and De Niro taught me to bring out the natural side of myself. And they taught me to think of myself as the average guy. Sometimes the average guy belongs in a role more than your matinee idol-type of person. We have to have people we can relate to.

Joe Pesci

#27. I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

Joe Pesci

#28. A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.

Joe Pesci

#29. You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

Joe Pesci

#30. I've learned some thing about my heart.
It can break.
It can ripped apart.
It can harden and freeze.
It can stop. Completely.
It can shatter in to million pieces.
It can explode.
It can die.
The only thing that made it start beating again?
The moment you open your eyes

Colleen Hoover

#31. I don't think it's our pasts that define us, and it's not even our life's final destination. It's everything we do in between, the actual living, that creates who we are.

Jay McLean