Joe Pesci Quotes

#1. If I took over the 'Glamour' offices for a day, I would put Joe Pesci on the cover. I would say 'We've got to change all these magazines a little bit. We have to bring out a different version of what is, like, cool. You know, what's winning. Joe Pesci, Burt Reynolds.'

Jake Johnson

#2. You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with.

George Carlin

#3. My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci.

Diablo Cody

#4. I did 'Gangs of New York' with Martin Scorsese, and they used to call me 'Little Joe Pesci' on the set.

Stephen Graham

#5. I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

Joe Pesci

#6. Okay, okay. No kissing. No touching. No flirting. He touched his fingers to his forehead in mock salute.

Kitty French

#7. Do not overlook tiny good actions, thinking they are of no benefit; even tiny drops of water in the end will fill a huge vessel.
Do not overlook negative actions merely because they are small; however small a spark may be, it can burn down a haystack as big as a mountain.

Gautama Buddha

#8. You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

Joe Pesci

#9. I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

Joe Pesci

#10. You don't say hello to Mr. DeNiro? Show the respect, will ya?

Joe Pesci

#11. Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

Joe Pesci

#12. My father loved me so much that he did not want me to be a laborer or anything. I don't know if it's the right thing to do - push your kids into something and then stay on them until they do it. Let them pick what they want to do.

Joe Pesci

#13. Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

Joe Pesci

#14. You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

Joe Pesci

#15. Widow" is a harsh and hurtful word. It comes from the Sanskrit and it means "empty." I have been empty too long.

Lynn Caine

#16. I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore
I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.

Joe Pesci

#17. Captain Future!" Ezra's faded eyes were agleam with hero worship. "The greatest feat of space pilotin' in history! No one else in the universe would even have tried it!

Edmond Hamilton

#18. There have been people who have tried to take advantage of me. They want to be linked to me just because I'm Ethel Merman.

Ethel Merman

#19. I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

Joe Pesci

#20. I love to star in movies, but I want to have good roles. It doesn't help to get starring roles in something that's no good. I mean, that will just kill you.

Joe Pesci

#21. It is no advantage to be near the light if the eyes are closed.

Saint Augustine

#22. Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

Joe Pesci

#23. When our patterns are threatened by new facts, reason is seldom the victor: 'I know what I think, so don't go confusing me with new opinions.

Marianne Fredriksson

#24. There are smart people on our side of the aisle who have known as early as I did who Obama was and should have been saying 'I hope this guy fails' right along with me. There should have been opposition to this guy all along.

Rush Limbaugh

#25. Scorsese and De Niro taught me to bring out the natural side of myself. And they taught me to think of myself as the average guy. Sometimes the average guy belongs in a role more than your matinee idol-type of person. We have to have people we can relate to.

Joe Pesci

#26. I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

Joe Pesci

#27. A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.

Joe Pesci

#28. You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

Joe Pesci

#29. The man who suspects his own tediousness is yet to be born.

Thomas Bailey Aldrich

#30. To survive, humans will work together. Accept each other. For a moment, we are all equal. Backs against the wall, human beings are at their finest.

Daniel H. Wilson

#31. Let us not forget such words, and all they mean, as hatred, bitterness, and rancor greed, intolerance, bigotry; let us renew our faith and pledge to man, his right to be himself and free.

Edna St. Vincent Millay

#32. The first thing that success would teach you is to differentiate the good and bad people around you

Deepika Muthusamy