Top 17 Oompa Loompa Quotes

#1. Sorry, but I'd rather sit home eating Vienna sausage straight from the can watching Andy Griffith reruns than be forced to dine with that Oompa-Loompa!

Piper Faust

Oompa Loompa Quotes #133328
#2. What happened to your face?"

"What happened to yours?" I retorted. "You look like a damn Oompa Loompa. You should lay off the spray tanning, Lea.

Jenny Trout

Oompa Loompa Quotes #197556
#3. Oompa-Loompa Land?" He shook his head. "No way. Orange people give me the creeps. I don't even like fake tans. I'd never be their king.

Larissa Ione

Oompa Loompa Quotes #341438
#4. Screaming Morgan in a cop house is like yelling for an Oompa Loompa in a chocolate factory. You guys pop up like gophers.
That's pretty much what dinner's like at our house, Kane acknowledged. Like a game of whack-a-mole.

Rhys Ford

Oompa Loompa Quotes #751572
#5. I want an Oompa-Loompa!' screamed Veruca.

Roald Dahl

Oompa Loompa Quotes #781625
#6. Andrew, you are aware that no one should be that shade of orange unless they're an Oompa-Loompa,right?

Lauren Dane

Oompa Loompa Quotes #1554017
#7. Ray was looking extra Oompa-Loompa-like this morning with his fake tan a seemingly brighter shade of orange than usual. His brown hair matched his personality - slick and greasy. "Morning,

Ann Charles

Oompa Loompa Quotes #1655173
#8. So quit looking for 'the one'. You have a better chance of finding an Oompa Loompa riding a unicorn, fighting Bigfoot.

Matt Chandler

Oompa Loompa Quotes #125495
#9. To a homeless man, home is literally where the heart is.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Oompa Loompa Quotes #1843615
#10. You're a hero here.'
'I don't want to be a hero.'
'What do you want?'
'I want to be a leader.

Julianna Baggott

Oompa Loompa Quotes #1557419
#11. There is no off position on the genius switch.

David Letterman

Oompa Loompa Quotes #1332390
#12. Learn from examples in history lest thou be made an example

John Boys

Oompa Loompa Quotes #1331767
#13. Because Reagan once said, you can't be for big government, big bureaucracy and still be for the little guy. Boy,

Ted Cruz

Oompa Loompa Quotes #1328255
#14. The primary, the fundamental, the essential purpose of the United Nations is to keep peace. Everything it does which helps prevent World War III is good. Everything which does not further that goal, either directly or indirectly, is at best superfluous.

Henry Cabot Lodge Jr.

Oompa Loompa Quotes #1110229
#15. drunk right now, Amfortas suspected, or high on amphetamine,

William Peter Blatty

Oompa Loompa Quotes #739299
#16. That Paris exists and anyone could choose to live anywhere else in the world will always be a mystery to me.

Marion Cotillard

Oompa Loompa Quotes #627739
#17. For me, I'm happy to succeed on any network.

David E. Kelley

Oompa Loompa Quotes #21009

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