Loompa Quotes

#1. Sorry, but I'd rather sit home eating Vienna sausage straight from the can watching Andy Griffith reruns than be forced to dine with that Oompa-Loompa!

Piper Faust

#2. What happened to your face?"

"What happened to yours?" I retorted. "You look like a damn Oompa Loompa. You should lay off the spray tanning, Lea.

Jenny Trout

#3. Oompa-Loompa Land?" He shook his head. "No way. Orange people give me the creeps. I don't even like fake tans. I'd never be their king.

Larissa Ione

#4. Screaming Morgan in a cop house is like yelling for an Oompa Loompa in a chocolate factory. You guys pop up like gophers.
That's pretty much what dinner's like at our house, Kane acknowledged. Like a game of whack-a-mole.

Rhys Ford

#5. I want an Oompa-Loompa!' screamed Veruca.

Roald Dahl

#6. Andrew, you are aware that no one should be that shade of orange unless they're an Oompa-Loompa,right?

Lauren Dane

#7. Ray was looking extra Oompa-Loompa-like this morning with his fake tan a seemingly brighter shade of orange than usual. His brown hair matched his personality - slick and greasy. "Morning,

Ann Charles

#8. So quit looking for 'the one'. You have a better chance of finding an Oompa Loompa riding a unicorn, fighting Bigfoot.

Matt Chandler

#9. You let every other guy have you. You give away pieces of yourself like they're candy." I went rigid trying to make sense of this different side of Bennett. He looked lost and miserable and desperate. "Maybe this is the only way. Maybe if I pretend to be like them.

Christina Lee

#10. This place is as dead as dice. Nothing safer to rob than a grave, if you can push past the creep factor.

H.L. Burke

#11. You will never know, until you know

Mindy Bolinger

#12. Was the deep, cold distinction between fantasy and reality: No consequences.

Neil Peart

#13. There was no soft place to land'
'No,' said Janie. 'Sometimes there just isn't'.

Juliette Fay

#14. Even a really superior man almost always begins to deteriorate when he is habitually (as the phrase is) king of his company: and in his most habitual company the husband who has a wife inferior to him is always so.

John Stuart Mill

#15. I don't need to argue here that the evil in the world proves that the universe is not designed, but only that there are no signs of benevolence that might have shown the hand of a designer.

Steven Weinberg

#16. Everything is relative except relatives, and they are absolute.

Alfred Stieglitz

#17. Thinking about writing isn't writing. Planning to write isn't writing. Neither is talking about it, posting about it, or complaining how hard it is. These may be part of the process. But only writing is writing.

Jack Ketchum