Top 28 One Legged Man Quotes
#1. Entrance and exit wounds are silvered clean, The track aches only when the rain reminds. The one-legged man forgets his leg of wood, The one-armed man his jointed wooden arm. The blinded man sees with his ears and hands As much or more than once with both his eyes.
Robert Graves
#2. They got me busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.
Dolly Parton
#3. I'm busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest; wish
Stephen King
#4. You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
Rowan Atkinson
#5. Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Stephen King
#6. Owned a unicycle with one pedal and a missing seat. It was stolen by a one-legged man, with no butt, and an incredible sense of balance.
David Hammons
#7. How come we got the grumpy boat of bandy-legged Puritans? How come we didn't get the Italian party boat with the cappuccino makers and the gelato machine? That was the sexy boat, man.
Greg Proops
#8. Happiness is that single and glorious thing which is the very light and sun of the whole animated universe; and where she is not it were better that nothing should be.
Charles Caleb Colton
#9. It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual impulse that could give the name of the fair sex to that undersized, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged race.
Arthur Schopenhauer
#10. You know, we have main English language parties, federalist parties, and traditionally the ones to watch would be the Conservatives, who form the government, and then the Liberals.
Rick Mercer
#11. The moth batted its wings angrily at him as it twisted and spun gracelessly in the green blades. For
Consort's sake, throw us a lifeline and stop lettin' death take me hand!
C. Kennedy
#12. The only constant in life is that everything is always changing.
Amanda Hocking
#13. Aristophanes says we were all four-legged creatures to start, some the same sex, but most half man and half woman. Zeus was afraid us humans would get too powerful so he sliced us right down the middle, and everybody spends their life looking for the matching piece.
Scott Turow
#14. The only way to shut out the voice of God and the angels is to act out addictively whether it's alcohol or food or drugs, or behaviors.
Doreen Virtue
#15. He was deliciously bow legged, another thing she found to be extremely sexy on a man. The bow in his legs was just enough to give his walk even more swag.
Thalia Lake
#16. I've never been able to sleep very much, even when I was a kid. I used to hate being forced to lay in bed in the darkness, and just shifting in bed and staring at the shadows.
Dan Chaon
#17. Debt rolls a man over and over, binding him hand and foot, and letting him hang upon the fatal mesh until the long-legged interest devours him.
Henry Ward Beecher
#18. Man is a two-legged animal without feathers.
Plato
#19. Mistress Weatherwax, you are a natural disputant." "No I ain't!
Terry Pratchett
#20. I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs.
Jarod Kintz
#22. A man can spend several hours sitting cross-legged in the same position if he knows that noting prevents him from changing it; but if he knows that he has to sit with his legs crossed like that, he will get cramps, his legs will twitch and strain towards where he would like to stretch them.
Leo Tolstoy
#23. In 2003 Scotland had 36 new business registrations per 10,000 adults. It's still the same.
Tom Hunter
#24. There is no power on earth that can loosen a man's grip on his own throat
Terry Southern
#25. We all screw up. Everyone makes mistakes. That's what she did. It was bad judgment, that's all. You don't cut off the people you love for mistakes like that.
Richelle Mead
#27. A wise man had said that your Christian life is like a three-legged stool. The legs are doctrine, experience and practice, which is obedience; and you, will not stay upright unless all three are there. In recent years many Christians have not kept these three together.
J.I. Packer
#28. Energy will do anything that can be done in the world; and no talents, no circumstances, no opportunities will make a two-legged animal a man without it.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
