Top 5 Old Pimp Quotes
#1. Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.
Johnny Carson
#2. If you can't participate in someone else's good fortune and show them love. How can you get offended when they don't partake in yours. Good fortunes are made to be enjoyed. Like a old wise pimp will say "Don't hate, participate.
J. Wrice Sr.
#3. Turn pimp, flatterer, quack, lawyer, parson, be chaplain to an atheist, or stallion to an old woman, anything but a poet; for a poet is worse, more servile, timorous and fawning than any I have named.
William Congreve
#4. Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady?
Molly Harper
#5. Well, I'm too old to pimp, and too young to die, so I'm just gonna keep playin'
Clark Terry
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