Not Prince Charming Quotes

#1. I suppose this is for the best," Blay said into his shoulder. "You can't cook."
"See? I'm so not Prince Charming.

J.R. Ward

#2. I'm not Prince Charming. I'm the bad guy that sneaks into the castle when Prince Charming is off singing songs in the woods. I'm the one with the big cock that bends needy Cinderella over. And I'm the one that makes her scream until her throat's raw and she can't sing a note.

Kenya Wright

#3. Sleeping Beauty, who said to Prince Charming, Are you sure all we did was kiss? Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

#4. Cinderella's glass shoe was the perfect size ... so why did it slip off as she ran?- It must have been to attract the attention of Prince Charming.. I don't see any other explanation

Ai Yazawa

#5. And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person's idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was the opposite of charming. More like Prince Terrifying.

Meg Cabot

#6. I don't need the Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.

Katy Perry

#7. One of my teachers used to call me Prince, because I always had a way of charming myself in and out of different situations.

Will Smith

#8. But I really would love to give her a very special gift. I was hoping if I did, she might give me a kiss in return, instead of the brotherly hugs I always get instead.

Jessica Day George

#9. But I wouldn't mind if You included a Prince Charles in my story. Charming!" Millie shook her head. "I meant Prince Charming. Really, Lord. Time to pray about something else...

Martha Finley

#10. People ask what it's like playing Prince Charming, but it's not something you really think about when you go to work.

Josh Dallas

#11. Specifically, we talked about making the character of the prince not so charming, at least in the beginning, and I'm playing around with the preconceptions attached to a character. That's really what intrigued me as well because I thought it would be fun to do it.

Hugh Dancy

#12. I'm a hopeless romantic. It's disgusting. It really is. I've seen 'While You Were Sleeping', like, twenty times, and I still believe in the whole Prince Charming thing.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

#13. This is the myth of finding "the One": the one partner you're "meant" to be with, your soul mate, your Prince Charming, the girl of your dreams. Nonmonogamous folks reject this myth and acknowledge that no one person can be, or should be expected to be, everything for another.

Tristan Taormino

#14. But he's an untouchable, Shirin.' 'He's my Untouchable Prince Charming, then. Only I am allowed to touch him.

Renita D'Silva

#15. There's another word for a charmer, a more accurate description.
Sociopath

Sasha Grey

#16. But who bothers looking beyond the surface? Who even knows anything about Cinderella's Prince Charming - other than he's a handsome prince?

Mandy Hubbard

#17. I had no illusions about my role. Prince Charming with a price tag. I was the fantasy lover and like all fantasies, I vanished before dawn.

Jane Harvey-Berrick

#18. you've exceeded expectations for a prince charming pretty much every step of the way." "I still have bad habits," he pointed out. "Leaving my socks on the floor. Waging wholesale slaughter and pillaging innocent worlds. Swearing.

Terry Mancour

#19. She slid on the helmet. "Thanks, Prince Charming."
"Huh?"
"You know, Cinderella," she said. "The prince had her slipper and you had my helmet ...

Jill Shalvis

#20. Every moment where I should have told him. That he was it. He was my Prince Charming. My White Knight. My Happily Ever After. My every fucking thing.

Jay McLean

#21. I snorted "oh, beauty. What's that good for?"
Mary stared, her eyes round.
"It won you the prince, did it not?"
I snorted again, I prefer to think that he was captivated by my charming personality." I giggled to let Mary know I was trying to make fun of myself.

Margaret Peterson Haddix

#22. I'm Liam of Erinthia. I'm here to rescue you ... And You are not Cinderella. You are a tree branch wrapped in a sheet

Christopher Healy

#23. I'm not a prince, my life has not been charming. I know to expect the worst out of everything and everyone.

Victoria Aveyard

#24. I did make some not-so-great relationship decisions when I was a lot younger. I do know that not all high school boys are great and wonderful and Prince Charming, and there are a few that are going to treat you that way.

Jodi Lyn O'Keefe

#25. I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They're not. I'm going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.

Tucker Max

#26. I have never dreamed of being a princess. I have not longed for Prince Charming. I have and do long for something resembling a happily ever after. I am supposed to be above such flights of fantasy, but I am not. I am enamored of fairy tales.

Roxane Gay

#27. He's not your prince charming if he doesn't make sure you know that you're his princess.

Demi Lovato

#28. He just wasn't the guy, you know? I want the guy. The everything guy. Not the dumb Prince Charming, nauseatingly-perfect everything guy. That's pathetic. I want the flaws-and-all everything guy.

Jessica Park

#29. What would Prince Charming have for occupation if he had not to awaken the Sleeping beauty?

Simone De Beauvoir

#30. Women do not need a knight in shining armor or a Prince Charming to come to their rescue.

Bryant McGill

#31. I'm not a happy-ending person. I want to know what happens once Cinderella rides off with Prince Charming.

Melissa Joan Hart

#32. I could put some serious hurt on Prince Not-So-Charming if I need to.

Carey Corp

#33. She talks like you. It's not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who's only holding Cinderella back."
"That's my girl.

Emma Chase

#34. Prince Charming can go suck rocks. I've met my true love and he's a contractor

Yasmine Galenorn

#35. Instead of some pristine prince charming, she'd much rather have her big, bad wolf.

Cynthia Eden

#36. Her wonderful, sweet, perfect, fairy-tale romance had turned out to have a twist. Prince Charming was a bloodsucker.

Lynsay Sands

#37. And who are you supposed to be? My Prince Charming?" He snorts at that. "No, silly girl. I'm the big bad wolf.

Callie Hart

#38. I left home as soon as I could, when I was 18. I thought I was in love and got married - the press called it Prince Charming and Cinderella. He was a Hilton so I was the poor little Cinderella. And when I got a divorce nine months later I never told the court why, but he was cruel.

Elizabeth Taylor

#39. You have to believe in love stories and prince charming and that eventually you'll find your own happily ever after.

Taylor Swift

#40. Thanks to a lifetime of brainwashing by Disney and Lifetime and Hallmark, she naively believes glimpsing God during an epic fuck somehow translates into some kind of happily ever after with her Prince Charming.

Lauren Rowe

#41. I may look like Froggy the Gremlin, but in truth I'm Prince Fuckin Charming.

Stephen King

#42. I found the kingdom of far far away, prince charming would not be so far.

Arzum Uzun

#43. The closest he got to being Prince Charming was being a Principe della Mafia, but there was nothing remotely romantic about that.

J.M. Darhower

#44. They looked and seemed like a perfect match in every way possible.
I wanted that. I wanted to find someone who belonged with me like the stars belonged with the sky. Someone I could get lost in, who would make me forget about reality for a while(...)

C.J. English

#45. I feel like Cinderella sitting in the middle of the road with a pumpkin and a couple of mice, while Prince Charming charges off to rescue some other chick.

Cynthia Hand

#46. I am not a Damsel In Distress who needs a Prince Charming. I am more of Rani Laxmi Bai who rides a Sturdy Horse.

Nikita Dudani

#47. My feet ached in my Cinderella shoes. I shifted my weight and wiggled my toes beneath the cutting Lucite straps. My Prince Charming had finally showed up, I thought wretchedly, and he was too damn late.

Lisa Kleypas

#48. He may not have been her Prince Charming, but he had definitely just exposed himself as Prince Shit.

Danielle Steel

#49. I've been a little sad that so many girls love Tommy so much. Hello!?! Tommy Hazard and Prince Charming - neither one exists!

E. Lockhart

#50. I want Prince Charming to ride up on a white horse and carry me off to his castle. The only difference between me and other girls is once I get there, I want him to bend me over the throne and pull my hair while he fucks me hard and calls me names.

Stylo Fantome

#51. I am no prince if not yours. -Brandon Maxfield

Ninya Tippett

#52. My advice for girls who are waiting for their Prince Charming is to be open for anything. Be open to new experiences, be open to the idea that it may take longer than you want, but if you're open to meeting new people and new adventures, then love will come along.

Lily Collins

#53. We all have to let go of the Prince Charming complex and realize he doesn't necessarily exist in the package we assume he'll come in.

Gabrielle Union

#54. A frog in love would not be enchanted to learn that her beloved had turned into Prince Charming.

Mason Cooley

#55. I suppose you can never tell right off who might have a piece of Prince Charming deep down inside.

Ingrid Law

#56. He had told her he wasn't Prince Charming, but what he hadn't said, was he wished he could be.

C.J. Roberts

#57. No wonder Sleeping Beauty looked so good ... she took long naps, never got old, and didn't have to do anything but snore to get her Prince Charming.

Olive Green

#58. My one true love. My deformed or mutilated or diseased prince charming. My unhappily ever after. My hideous future. The monstrous rest of my life.

Chuck Palahniuk

#59. If you were expecting Prince Charming, I'm sorry. He's with his boyfriend.

Shayla Black

#60. I'm the girl who still believes prince charming exists somewhere out there.

Taylor Swift

#61. Discontented women dream of being rescued by Prince Charming. Discontented men dream of finding a horny blond in the back seat ofa taxi.

Mason Cooley

#62. I believed in happily ever after as much as anyone, because Jane Austen, Prince Charming, and Hugh Grant promised me it could happen.
But maybe that particular delusion was universal.

Robin Wasserman

#63. In most movies there is a Prince Charming who rides up and saves the girl.

Zoe Lister-Jones

#64. I spent most of my life believing there would never be a Prince Charming out there for me. Kissing toads can have that effect on a girl.

Elizabeth A. Reeves

#65. The proof that the little prince existed is that he was charming, that he laughed, and that he was looking for a sheep. If anybody wants a sheep, that is a proof that he exists.

Antoine De Saint-Exupery

#66. All nations are like a fairytale princess. Waiting for their prince charming to save them.

Arzum Uzun

#67. Her Dream Prince, Gee Gee, was, then, and of course still might be, though I'd always thought of a Dream Prince as having more hair and less avoirdupois.

Leslie Ford

#68. Readers will stand up and cheer for Karen Fox's Prince of Charming! Finally, a heroine who's a real woman. Finally, a hero who knows what a rare find she is! Finally, a book for us all to adore! Thank you Karen Fox for creating the most lovable hero romance has seen in a long, long time!

Maggie Shayne

#69. She lives as if she is constantly on the brink of some great fulfillment. As if she were waiting for Prince Charming to take her away "from all this". All what? The solitude of living inside her own soul? The certainty of being herself instead of half of something else?

Erica Jong

#70. Asleep, he looks like a bleeding Prince Charming chained in the dungeon. When I was little, I always thought I'd be Cinderella, but I guess this makes me the wicked witch.
But then again, Cinderella didn't live in a post-apocalyptic world invaded by avenging angels.

Susan Ee

#71. The prince isn't always charming and the princess isn't always a virgin.

Alison Bliss

#72. Prince Charming was requesting my presence tonight.

Melissa Kantor

#73. He picked the one Cinderella on earth who would smash the glass slipper and cut off a few toes to keep Prince Charming from finding her.

Amanda Usen

#74. I would do anything to make you as happy as you make me. You are an amazing woman, and deserve to be treated like a princess. Let me be your Prince Charming, and I will make all of your fairytales come true.

S.H. Timmins

#75. I've always been ... charming." Prince Baldair smiled at her, and she didn't even refrain from rolling her eyes.

Elise Kova

#76. Oh, if somewhere there were a being strong and handsome, a valiant heart, passionate and sensitive at once, a poet's spirit in an angel's form, a lyre with strings of steel, sounding sweet-sad epithalamiums to the heavens, then why should she not find that being?

Gustave Flaubert

#77. How charming. The king and his little princess knocking on my covens door." Ursula sighed dramatically. "What do you insolent merfolks want with me now? I swear I haven't eaten any of your children."
-Ursula

Khalia Hades

#78. Do you sit home like the Virgin Mary waiting for Prince Charming to come along? Or do you go out with Prince not-so-charming and at least get out of the house and have some fun while you wait for the right guy to come along?

Danielle Steel