Top 29 Never Marry A Woman Quotes
#1. Ah! Those silly songs make us lose our heads; and, believe me, never marry a woman who sings in the country, especially if she sings the song of Musette!
Guy De Maupassant
#2. My wife's a lot younger than me ... thirty years difference ... You should never marry a woman a lot younger than you ... Never ...
Patrick Modiano
#3. She answered him sincerely that she would never marry a man who was so simple that he had wasted almost an hour and even went without lunch just to see a woman taking a bath.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
#4. A woman must marry the man who loves her, but never the one she loves; that is the secret of lasting happiness.
Mariama Ba
#5. If T-Bone Walker had been a woman, I would have asked him to marry me. I'd never heard anything like that before: single-string blues played on an electric guitar.
B.B. King
#6. Masters of Sex is the degree I got from Boston College.
Amy Poehler
#7. I never meant to marry. In my opinion, a woman born in the last half of the nineteenth century of the Christian era suffered from enough disadvantages without willfully embracing another.
Barbara Mertz
#8. The miracle of your mind isn't that you can see the world as it is. It's that you can see the world as it isn't.
Kathryn Schulz
#9. When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man.
Alain
#10. Abilene possessed greater vision, perhaps because it possessed little else.
H.W. Brands
#11. Nothing can stop a living thing that wants to be free
Aravind Adiga
#12. A man is very revealed by his wife, just as a woman is revealed by her husband. People never marry beneath or above themselves, I assure you.
Carol Grace
#13. If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
Jimmy Soul
#14. I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
Woody Allen
#15. All things are defined by names. Change the name, and you change the thing.
Terry Pratchett
#16. The Iron Rule of prudence for an Istanbulite Woman: If you are as fragile as a tea glass, either find a way to never encounter burning water and hope to marry an ideal husband or get yourself laid and broken as soon as possible. Alternatively, stop being a tea-glass woman!
Elif Shafak
#17. I never knew there were this many stars."
"I can't see them," he told me. "I just see you."
"That's one of your cheesier lines," I told him.
"It's the altitude," he told me. "I don't have enough oxygen in my brain."
"I see.
Ally Carter
#18. No woman has the right to marry a man if she has to bend herself out of shape for him. She might wish to, but she could never be to him with all her passionate endeavor what the other woman could be to him without trying. Character will dominate over all and will come out at last.
Olive Schreiner
#19. And then she hears the sound of a helicopter, from somewhere behind her and, turning, sees the long white beam of light sweeping the dead ground as it comes, like a lighthouse gone mad from loneliness, and searching that barren ground as foolishly, as randomly, as any grieving heart ever has.
William Gibson
#20. One plus one equals three. When a man and woman marry they become one never two.
Eddie Griffin
#21. Goddamn, she better be single, because I've never seen the woman and I want to marry her. She got my cock hard with a box of cookies. I can't begin to imagine the possibilities.
Alexa Riley
#22. But today I felt different, today I forgot how long it takes to get into the skin of a character and I remembered it, because today I actually got into that skin and it felt so different.
Estelle Parsons
#23. Your dog's health is ultimately in your hands.
Jana Rade
#24. Sometimes in the midst of all your boy drama, you just need a cupcake.
Susane Colasanti
#25. Barbecue sauce is like a beautiful woman. If it's too sweet, it's bound to be hiding something.
Lyle Lovett
#26. I have passed out of childhood into old age. I have had no youth - no womanhood; the hopes of womanhood have closed for me - for I shall never marry; and I anticipate cares and sorrows just as if I were an old woman, and with the same fearful spirit.
Elizabeth Gaskell
#27. Never marry a beautiful woman. A beautiful woman will leave you. An ugly woman will leave you, too, but so what?
Rick Majerus
#28. I'm drawn to women who live in a world different from my own. I don't believe you have to marry someone from your own backyard. James Joyce married a woman who never read any of his books.
Matt Dillon
#29. People are always afraid of the unknown - and banding together against the Thing That Is Different From Us is a time-honoured tradition for rallying the masses.
Jodi Picoult
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