Top 33 Nerd Humor Quotes
#2. Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.
LIZ
#3. In a well-ordered universe ... camping would take place indoors.
Morgan Matson
#4. It was rumored she held grudges till they died of old age, then had them stuffed and mounted.
David Weber
#5. Congratulations. Your official super-nerd badge is in the mail.
Rachel Vincent
#7. As a teacher, my strategy is to encourage questioning. I'm the least authoritarian professor you'll ever meet.
Niall Ferguson
#8. She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch.
Nenia Campbell
#9. Judging books by their covers is seriously underrated, and any book nerd who claims never to have done it is probably lying.
Amy Smith
#10. No one messes around with a nerd's computer and escapes unscathed.
E.A. Bucchianeri
#11. I will take a serious approach to a subject usually treated lightly, which is a nerdy thing to do.
Benjamin Nugent
#12. Sence and Sensibility, for instance, came out in three separate volumes, as did Pride and Prejudice (so the next time you read one of the ubiquitous time-travel Austen adaptations and somebody picks up a single-volume first edition, you can hit your nerd buzzer and say "wrong!").
Amy Smith
#13. I burned through all of my extra lives in a matter of minutes, and my two least-favorite words appeared on the screen: GAME OVER.
Ernest Cline
#14. Ah," said Magnus. "Nerd love. It is a beautiful thing, while also being an object of mockery and hilarity for those of us who are more sophisticated.
Cassandra Clare
#16. I know a flute player is technically called a "flautist," but something about it sounds a little sketchy, as does "pianist," so I will refrain.
Julie Halpern
#17. The preface? Why would he waste time with the preface? Skip the preface and move on to the meat of the thing!
Kenneth Oppel
#18. As a mighty river which when properly harnessed by dams and canals, creates a vast reservoir of water, prevents famine and provides abundant power for industry; so also the mind, when controlled, provides a reservoir of peace and generates abundant energy for the human uplift.
B.K.S. Iyengar
#19. Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
Charles J. Sykes
#20. Seeing what someone's reading is like seeing the first derivative of their thinking.
Ben Casnocha
#21. Gert: What ... what just happened?
Chase: I don't know, but guess who totally stole Cookie Monster's glasses!
Gert: Whew, for a second there, I was worried we almost learned something.
Chase: Ooo, look at me! I'm a big fluffy nerd!
Brian K. Vaughan
#22. Whomever the Lord has adopted and deemed worthy of His fellowship ought to prepare themselves for a hard, toilsome, and unquiet life, crammed with very many and various kinds of evil.
John Calvin
#23. If you're pursuing something that you love and you're learning something new, every day, that's the key to youth [staying young].
Dave Bautista
#24. I think that's my new band name," Shane said. "Asshat and Nerd Girlfriend. It's got a ring to it.
Rachel Caine
#25. I can see why you like it here," he said,making a sweeping gesture that encompassed Kyle's collection of movie posters and science fiction books. "There's a thin layer of nerd all over everything." said Jace.
"Thanks. I appreciate that." Simon gave Jace a hard look.
Cassandra Clare
#26. However, neither occasion quite matched the levels of hilarity that ensued on the day Mr Miller sat on the corner of his desk and farted it to pieces.
Simon Pegg
#27. The time is not yet ripe to say what happened. When history's ready, then we can talk about it
Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf
#28. The heart of the classical repertory is the Tchaikovsky-Petipa 'Sleeping Beauty,' and no ballet is harder to get right.
Robert Gottlieb
#29. He shone so bright, the sun could have borrowed light from him.
Lauren Kate
#30. Let's see.' She fiddles with her terminal and the room card reader. 'You're in 403 and 404. Have a nice day.'
I hand Persephone the Forbidden Room card and keep Room Not Found for myself. She looks at me oddly.
Charles Stross
#31. On time for us was thirty minutes before actually started, because the half hour before the first bell was the highlight of our social calendars: standing outside the side door that led into the band room and just talking.
John Green
#32. Q and Beanpole and I giggled at the way our math teacher, Mr. Sung-Li, wore four pencils in his shirt pocket in case he was suddenly attacked by a multiplication problem or something.
Alan Sitomer
#33. You called the guy you're supposed to rescue a nerd, and you just referenced Star Trek. You don't find that a bit nerdy?
A.J. Wiliams
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