My Young Padawan Quotes

#1. Ryuu stepped forward. "Meryn, listen carefully. Elizabeth is not only your new sister, she will also be your Yoda. She will teach you and guide you in the ways of using the force, so that you will master paranormal politics. Learn well, young padawan." He clapped a hand on Meryn's shoulder.

Alanea Alder

#2. If matter mute and inanimate, though changed by the forces of Nature into a multitude of forms, can never die, will the spirit of man suffer annihilation when it has paid a brief visit, like a royal guest, to this tenement of clay?

William Jennings Bryan

#3. When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.

Lewis Black

#4. Come, my young padawan

R.J. Prescott

#5. Those who have not, and live in want, are a menace, Ridden with envy and fooled by demagogues.

Euripides

#6. I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed and sung me moonstruck, kissed me quite insane. And before you think that's cheesy,that's Sylvia Plath. Google her, young Padawan.

Leah Raeder

#7. You know what happened the last time a group of people said, 'Screw it, we don't care what you think'? They got hung as witches.

Iliza Shlesinger

#8. Nearly everyone I knew talked to me about God. They always warned me not to offend Him.

Marilyn Monroe