My Grandma Told Me Quotes

#1. My grandma told me never, ever, ever to use soap on my face. But I do use lotion.

Natalia Kills

#2. If you don't spend quality time with your loved ones or do things that are important in your life, someone or something less important will take up your time. 3)

Brian Tracy

#3. Music is the fertilizer for heart to bloom the flower of love and peace.

Debasish Mridha

#4. A digging fork is a stout, short-handled tool with four flat tines about a foot long ... for weeding I use it delicately to nudge the soil loose from roots without breaking them ...

Sara Bonnett Stein

#5. Never affirm or repeat about your health what you do not wish to be true.

Ralph Waldo Trine

#6. You're a brave, brave girl, Tula" Gaby told her.
"I know", said the little girl. "I got it from you.

James Patterson

#7. The street is where we all learn. I played organized football growing up as well, but when that was over, I went right to the street. I remember twisting my ankles, breaking my thumb, I hurt everything when I was little playing street ball.

Champ Bailey

#8. That's the way it is with bullies, Grandma told me once. You give them an inch and they'll run you through with a knife.

Benjamin X. Wretlind

#9. You can tell a paragraph is slipping out of control when there's a runaway use of the word 'hence.

Alain De Botton

#10. Every man is dishonest who lives upon the labor of others, no matter if he occupies a throne.

Robert Green Ingersoll

#11. Though she doesn't remember any trauma, she said that her parents told her she cried on a daily basis and her grandmother resorted to passing out candy so the kids would play with her. Though it was a humorous moment, Mila said, "I know, God bless her. She's an amazing, amazing woman."

Mila Kunis

#12. I'm supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty," I told her.
Without a moment's hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: "It depends on if you're drinking or pouring.

Bill Cosby

#13. Any good piece of material like Shakespeare ought to be open to reinterpretation.

Denzel Washington

#14. My great grandma always told me to drink a lot of milk because it's good for the skin.

Barbara Palvin

#15. Grandma once told me it's easy to overthink love, to dissect it and question it until it is no more.

Ellen Hopkins

#16. Never be like these fucking losers who think the deck is stacked against them," my grandma often told me. "You can do anything you want to." Their

J.D. Vance

#17. Grandma told me all about it, Told me so I couldn't doubt it, How she danced, my grandma danced; long ago ...

Mary Mapes Dodge

#18. Grandma told me Mama was once caught by the Principal for writing in the front of her book, "In Case of Fire, Throw This in First." I have never had so much respect for Mama as the day I heard this.

Erma Bombeck

#19. I'm going to shoot him," I squeezed through my teeth. "No, that would be murder," Grandma Frida told me, her voice soothing. "You've had a long day. Let's put your magic away. You know what you need? A nice cup of chamomile tea and a tranquilizer . . ." I

Ilona Andrews

#20. I needed something
the distraction of another life
to alleviate fear.

Bret Easton Ellis

#21. I often look ridiculous in Japan. There's really no way to eat in Japan, particularly kaiseki in a traditional ryokan, without offending the Japanese horribly. Every gesture, every movement is just so atrociously wrong, and the more I try, the more hilarious it is.

Anthony Bourdain

#22. Ever since I was a little teen, I was told by my great-grandma that you've got to always have a good moisturizer. I use cocoa butter, and I use it for all things needing moisture - face, hair, throw it on those legs at the beach, get them all shiny. Cocoa butter is such a great product.

Sufe Bradshaw

#23. Author's Warning
If you're buying this book as a gift for your grandma or a kid, you should be aware that it contains cusswords as well as tasteful depictions of cannibalism and people in their forties having sex. Don't blame me. I told you.

Christopher Moore

#24. My grandma had told me once you couldn't make someone love you or even like you, but you could sure as hell make someone put up with you.

Mariana Zapata

#25. Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died? I was there. Remember when you flunked out of school? I was there. Remember when you lost your job? I was there!" She said, "I know

Tom Arnold

#26. My mom called Grandma today and told her we would no longer be attending family parties. My mom told her we have had enough of being blamed for something Brian did and everyone brushing it off like it was no big deal.

Erin Merryn

#27. I'm not certain, but I have a little gypsy blood in me. And my mother always told me that her grandma could give someone the evil eye, and I'd better not cross her because she had some of that blood in her. Mother always believed that she could predict the future, and she had dreams that came true.

Sam Raimi

#28. Mom told me, "It probably gets pretty lonely to be Grandma, don't you think?" I told her, "It probably gets pretty lonely to be anyone.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#29. I let of as soon as the electricity of his touch rushed all through me.

Nicole Gulla

#30. as his mother told Grandma Marie, there are no words for some

Chris Abani

#31. Standing beside Gray in the Fellowship Hall, we watched Grandma Miriam do her socializing exactly like she did last Sunday (and I enjoyed watching it). This proved what Gray had told me that she was born in Mustang and lived her whole life there seeing as she knew every single person in that church.

Kristen Ashley

#32. ...Now did you ever hear of a young feller's having such hard luck, Mrs. Burden?"

Grandma told him she was sure the Lord had remembered these things to his credit, and had helped him out of many a scrape when he didn't realize that he was being protected by Providence.

Willa Cather

#33. I'm often a crier and many things make me cry. I come from a crying family - my mother cries, my grandma used to cry. It was never shameful to cry. My father never told me men don't cry.

Michael Silverblatt

#34. I could develop a picture by the time I was 12.

David Bailey