Top 25 My Fam Quotes
#1. My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
Dane Cook
#2. Somebody tell my fam I got a gambling problem.
Ludacris
#3. I love all my fam. I have quite possibly the best dad, mom, and sister in the world.
Ryan Eggold
#4. My mom gets so upset at me when I say stuff in the press about anything political, and it drives me crazy because I say to my mom: 'I can't be on the side of any sort of war and I'm not going to be.'
Jake Shears
#5. They're the perfect loving fam'ly, so adoring ...
And I love them ev'ry day of ev'ry week.
So my son's a little shit, my husband's boring,
And my daughter, though a genius, is a freak.
Brian Yorkey
#6. You're okay, sweetheart. You're okay. Just hold on, I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.
Nicole Jacquelyn
#7. Th' dead ar-re always pop'lar. I knowed a society wanst to vote a monyment to a man an' refuse to help his fam'ly, all in wan night.
Finley Peter Dunne
#8. Niggas' rap albums sound like love letters,
Pen in my hand, like: damn, fam, I could do much better.
Sean Price
#9. SHUT THE MILK UP ABBEY hahaha something with the fam.
Edward Abbey
#10. No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
Bill Cosby
#11. Happy Friday Night Fam! Time to free yourself from worries and stresses and focus on all of your blessings!! Spread LOVE & BE HAPPY this weekend!
Tracey Edmonds
#12. Everybody in hip-hop discriminates against gay people. Matter of fact, the exact opposite word of 'hip-hop,' I think, is 'gay.' Like yo, you play a record and if it's wack, 'That's gay, dog!' And I wanna just come on TV and just tell my rappers, just tell my friends, 'Yo, stop it, fam.'
Kanye West
#13. I texted back: Did you make it home?
A few minutes passed while I stared at my phone. Yeah. Fam showering me with affection. U cld learn frm them.
I think you get enough attention.
I'm needy.
Boy, don't I know that.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#14. But somewhere in my circle of supposed loyal "fam" was a dirty motherfucker. The accusations were pointing at everybody.
Jessica N. Watkins
#15. Happy Monday Fam! Let's make it a positive and productive week! Be proud of the strides you've made and BE EXCITED about what YOU WILL accomplish!
Tracey Edmonds
#16. You remember the night that you left me, you put me in my place. Got you in a stranglehold now baby, gonna crush your face.
Ted Nugent
#17. Loss could be used as a measure of beauty in a woman.
Alice Sebold
#18. The best-concerted schemes men lay for fame, Die fast away: only themselves die faster. The far-fam'd sculptor, and the laurell'd bard, Those bold insurancers of deathless fame, Supply their little feeble aids in vain.
Robert Blair
#19. Is she serious? Find my passion? It's like she's got a copy of therapist Mad Libs attached to that clipboard of hers. "I am incapable of passion," I say. "Nobody is incapable of passion, Aubrey." She crosses her legs and leans forward into her knees.
Charlee Fam
#20. When the world hands you lemons ... send that back fam ... seriously where's the return address.
Me
#21. Happy Wednesday Fam! Dream BIG, live courageously, communicate honestly, be mindful, act with kindness, and SPREAD LOVE TODAY and EVERY DAY !
Tracey Edmonds
#22. One: Don't kill yourself.
Two: Don't kill each other.
Three: Try hard not to kill nobody else, but if you have to, better if it ain't fam'ly.
Rick Bragg
#24. I need to have small morsels of sweets. If I have a day with the fam with a big family dinner, then I'll indulge ... but then the next day or two I'll really be strict. I learned that from Dolly Parton, by the way!
Kimberly Schlapman
#25. Of all the things in the world that can set the heart burning, there is nothing like the presence of Jesus!
Charles Spurgeon
