My Exes Quotes

#1. I follow all these fashion blogs that are cool and inspire me. I'm not really obsessed with anyone except for the people that I like romantically. I get excited when they post. Sometimes I like to stalk my exes.

Kylie Jenner

#2. Think carefully, Gideon. I have exes in my past, too. You're setting the precedent now for how I'll handle them. I'm taking my cues from you.

Sylvia Day

#3. I get along great with all of my exes. That's really cool. That's a good sign.

Al Jourgensen

#4. I don't write songs in order to stick it to my exes. I don't release underground dis tracks.

John Mayer

#5. She smelled like gardenias. Plus something muskier, gardenias with carnal knowledge.

Rainbow Rowell

#6. I was rubbing the pieces of bacon like they were strands of a lover's hair. Of course they weren't, because all my exes had hair like scrambled eggs.

Jarod Kintz

#7. I think that my regrets mostly have to do with my relationship with my ex-girlfriend. Every once in a while, you get those flashback memories of conversations you had with your exes, and you just, like, wince when you're walking down the street. Something occurs to you, 'Oh, no, I said that.'

Mike Birbiglia

#8. I'm friends with a lot of my exes, but it took time. We didn't just get into it. I don't think you can be friends until you're cool with them dating someone else. That's when you know.

Rashida Jones

#9. If I'm gonna write songs about my exes, they can write songs about me. That's how it works.

Taylor Swift

#10. I'm not friends with any of my exes, and I've never understood the appeal.

Chelsea Handler

#11. I don't dislike any of my exes. If I took time to form a relationship, it's gonna hurt when we move on, but are you puttin' White-Out over all that beautiful time together? That was real time in your life. It's connected to where you are today.

Matthew McConaughey

#12. I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

Cher

#13. Now, thinking back on my exes is like looking at a flowerbed on the other side of a window. They're beautiful, but you can't touch them.

Tim Tharp

#14. I'm actually quite good at being friends with my exes. I'm friends with almost everyone. In fact, everyone! So I let them burn to a certain degree, and then I put out the fire for a while.

Ella Eyre

#15. Don't paint a nasty picture of your exes. We'll justifiably wonder what made you stay in those heinous situations in the first place.

Liz Vassey

#16. I'm not on good terms with any of my exes. That's why we're not together anymore. We're not friends.

Adele

#17. I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life.

Kathryn Prescott

#18. You're gone and you left me. My heart has dissipated. The only thing I can feel is the blood rushing through my veins and the strings that hold my fragile heart together.

Karen Quan

#19. All my ex's live in Texas, And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be, But all my ex's live in Texas, Therefore I reside in Tennessee

George Strait

#20. Oh, boy. I'm still in touch with about 90 percent of my exes. They would describe me as being unlucky in love.

Nathan Fillion

#21. I have great relationships with all my exes, and everyone in my life, because I honor the time and the love and the energy of those relationships. I'm happy to say that I can have everybody over for dinner.

Kevin Drew

#22. I am not one of those people who string their exes along. Instead, I run and hide: under the covers, behind my computer screen, on opposite coasts of the country.

Jami Attenberg

#23. Always wanted a girl with a heart-shaped ass. Most of my exes have ass-shaped hearts.

Quentin R. Bufogle

#24. Some people don't realize what they have until it's gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back.

Stephan Labossiere

#25. I get on with all my exes, so there's nothing I need to forget about. I don't know - life is shorter than it seems.

Agyness Deyn

#26. I have to keep things vague, jumble up all the men, the lovers and the exes, but I tell myself that's OK, because it doesn't matter who they are. It matters how they make me feel.

Paula Hawkins