My Christmas Wish List Quotes

#1. I'm so glad I put a hot, naked guy on my Christmas wish list. I just didn't think Santa would actually deliver one.

Patricia W. Fischer

#2. The first year we actually did a lot of night shooting and the writers weren't even allowed on location.

James MacArthur

#3. She's trying to sabotage all the magic holding this island together. But that would create a catastrophe for all of Hawaii."
"Well, that does it," Koko huffed. "As of today, she's off my Christmas card list.

Laurence Yep

#4. Oh no! No, you didn't! You done had a buffet and you didn't invite the Simi, for shame on you akri-Caleb! You a mean demon boy! You off the Simi Christmas list for that! No oven mitt for you! Bad, bad demon, bad! Simi

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#5. Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list

Milton Berle

#6. When you're planning the perfect Christmas ... the gifts, the lights, the decorations, the paries, the cards, don't forget the most important item on the list - Christ.

Toni Sorenson

#7. Be good to others, if you wish the world to be good with you.

Rakesh Wadhwani

#8. I'll go through my Christmas card list, Trent said,

Kim Harrison

#9. It's fun when you start a movie, because it's kind of like you get to go Christmas shopping ... you get to make your wish list and you start thinking about what each character needs.

Spike Jonze

#10. I was sitting in my kitchen agonizing over my Christmas grocery list when I heard the noise.

R.J. Harlick

#11. Other teenagers got clothes and electronics for Christmas. I got my name on a hit list.

Laura Thalassa

#12. Without social networks, you're not the coolest thing on the Christmas list, and you're not getting any bite.

Joe Green

#13. So you've made your Christmas list? Checked it twice? Before we get too carried away dreaming about the CD or Xbox game we've just got to have, let's be thankful for the One gift we already have - the best gift of all.

Max Lucado

#14. Selfridges' Christmas hot list includes faux fur animal hats by Merrimaking, currently enjoying a cult status in Japan and amongst festival goers.

Geraldine James

#15. There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.

Milton Berle

#16. Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list.

Eminem

#17. I like the idea of putting your Christmas wish list up and letting people share it.

Bill Gates

#18. Another cunt oaf ma fuckin Christmas caird list.
-Didnae ken ye kept a list, likesay, Franco...
-Every cunt keeps a fuckn list. He taps his heid,
-A Christmas caird list, n that cunt's fuckin well oaf it!

Irvine Welsh

#19. Enemy combatants are kind of like chocolate. They're the perfect gift for the hard-to-buy-for Don on your Christmas gift list.

Ashley Rhodes

#20. Since I was Shy's old lady and my behaviour reflected on him, I backed down. But, since I was Tabby and he was Hound, I didn't do it gracefully.
"You're off my Christmas card list," I announced.

Kristen Ashley

#21. I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my organic buckwheat pancakes, and then when I ran my five miles to the ballpark, it made me impervious to the bus fumes. That's when [Baseball Commissioner] Bowie Kuhn took me off his Christmas list.

Bill Lee

#22. A reason that the past is so hated by the young is that there is no way to be entirely free of it.

Paul Horgan

#23. This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and end of list, Xbox. You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together. Which was fine. Because I got her an Xbox.

Anthony Jeselnik

#24. A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida.
Then it got weird.

Tim Dorsey

#25. Faster!" Shane yelled. Eve hit the gas hard, and whipped around a slower-moving van. The firing ceased, at least for now. "You see why I didn't want you to stop?"
"Okay, your father is officially off my Christmas list!" Eve yelled. "Oh my God, look at my car!

Rachel Caine

#26. I was going to France to do my masters and my Ph.D., but I didn't know how to say, 'bonjour.' You really feel like a baby, starting everything from scratch.

Zeresenay Alemseged

#27. So put a gerbil on your Christmas list.

Ras Kass

#28. It can even be a single note which defines the entire song.

Leon Redbone

#29. If Mom was feeling ambitious, she scribbled a small list of items beneath the word, but seeing as her handwriting is virtually illegible, we won't know what's in each box until we actually open it. Like Christmas. Except we already own everything.

Victoria Schwab