Multitool For Kids Quotes

#1. My life is different since I moved back to L.A. from New York, mostly because I have a family and I don't go out.

Bill Hader

#2. What was more humiliating, I wondered: having to beg for someone's cold chicken bones or being offered them?

Walter Kirn

#3. Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair.

C.S. Lewis

#4. The premise of my book is that everyone is a bit ideological to some extent. Everyone comes from a ideological perspective.

Jonah Goldberg

#5. Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Frank Zappa

#6. As you get older, you're always maturing, you're always learning something new about yourself.

Troy Vincent

#7. Those who understand the steam engine and the electric telegraph spend their lives in trying to replace them with something better.

George Bernard Shaw

#8. I love stand up, but every year, the road takes a little more out of you.

Bill Engvall

#9. If you still believe that aliens would travel hundreds of light years to carve temporary graffiti in our wheat, then your imagination is one of the seven wonders of the world, and should be bronzed.

Seth Shostak

#10. Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell.

Jesse Petersen