Mr T Snickers Quotes

#1. Shit," Seth grunts. "Maybe he does have a magic dick."
Jackson snickers, but I don't find it funny at all. Not in the slightest.
"He doesn't have a magic dick." I spit. "You two are just being immature.

Skyla Madi

#2. She finds Snickers bars in the strangest places.
(She knows it's from him.)
(She wonders if they're laced with pot.)

Lisa McMann

#3. It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.

Lisa Scottoline

#4. Raziel! Go forth into the land and lay waste unto two good-size Wal-Marts, slay until blood doth flow from all bargains and all the buildings are but rubble - and pick up a few Snickers bars for yourself.

Christopher Moore

#5. Your 'Pringle' contains 30% potato, that yoghurt has the same amount of sugar as ice cream, that whole grain cereal bar may be no better for you than a snickers.

Mark Bittman

#6. Oh baby", Madoc groaned to the girl next to him. "Snickers ain't the only thing king sized.

Penelope Douglas

#7. This is slavery, not to speak one's thought.

Euripides

#8. One speaker after another used to start his presentation coyly by saying, "Lady and gentlemen," or "Gentlemen and Mrs. Graham," always with slight giggles or snickers.

Katharine Graham

#9. Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.

Greg Gutfeld

#10. And Johnny Manziel is only in a snickers commercial.

Joe Buck

#11. I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red Bull. Then you chase it with a Snickers.

J. B. Smoove

#12. I talked a lot of shit, but truth be told, it was more for my ears than anyone else's. Madoc was designer. I was Target. He was Godiva. I was Snickers. And as far as he was concerned, he was entitled, and I was the freeloading daughter of the gold- digging whore who had snagged his father.

Penelope Douglas

#13. Emptiness has its solace in that there's nothing left to take.

Ani DiFranco

#14. When Holy Church occasionally hinted that she still considered her authority to be supreme over all nations and superior to the authority of states, men in these times tended to snicker.

Walter M. Miller Jr.

#15. That's disgusting," he said. "It should be illegal to put Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and mint together." "Yes, because your combo of pineapple and Snickers is a real winner.

Heather Demetrios

#16. If a Snickers chocolate bar has 50% sugar, wouldn't it be safe to eat the other half?

Wakas Mir

#17. So it's still standing?" he managed to get out between his snickers. "I would've thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?" Emmett howled with laughter.

Stephenie Meyer

#18. Snickers, if that's all right, then I have to get her

Nora Roberts

#19. As there was no saddle, Lisa said to the horse, "May I pull myself up?"
And damned if the horse didn't nod.

Jackie Kessler

#20. Shadow looked at the corpse of the baby deer. He decided that if he were a real woodsman, he would slice off a steak and grill it over a wood fire. Instead, he sat on a fallen tree and ate a Snickers bar and knew that he really wasn't a real woodsman.

Neil Gaiman

#21. She said seals sexually assault penguins and deserved to be clubbed. That woman is nuttier than a Snickers bar.

L. H. Cosway

#22. And specialness - everyone wants it. But Jesus, is it the most essential thing there is? Most people aren't talented. So what are they supposed to do - kill themselves?

Meg Wolitzer

#23. Humans have very odd tastes. They think their music is beautiful. They are wrong. It is awful. All of it. And they completely ignore their greatest accomplishments: the cinnamon bun, the Snickers bar, the hot pepper, and the refreshing beverage called vinegar.

Katherine Applegate

#24. I'm not working at the Chevron, although I'd probably be the best person to work the night shift. Look at me. Nobody would try to steal a Snickers on my watch.

Al Jourgensen

#25. As I've said, encountering death has a way of jerking your priorities into line.

James C. Dobson

#26. I guess, as a conductor, one goes in and out of fashion. Your career starts with a bang, everyone thinks you're wonderful, and then with middle age, something happens and you go into the wilderness.

Jeffrey Tate

#27. I'm your personal jock-blocker, baby." Tori reached into her jeans pocket and handed over a half-eaten Snickers bar. "Happy Douche Liberation Day.

Melissa Landers

#28. You all know what Class Seven does?" "You blow shit up," Travers supplied in a long-suffering voice that drew snickers from the rest of the group. "All kinds of shit," Everett growled with relish, the gleam returning to his eyes in full force.

Abigail Roux

#29. I can't say I don't like acting, but I can't imagine a career when I have to spend 70 percent of my time in a trailer eating Snickers bars.

Maria Sharapova

#30. When I feel the Snickers bar in my hand, I know I'm in the inner sanctum.

Susan Ee

#31. Jeb Bush cheated on his diet and had a fried Snickers bar, pork on a stick, and a beer. Jeb Bush said he ate it so at least he could see some of his numbers go up.

Conan O'Brien

#32. You cannot expect your children to be happy eating esoteric beige-colored foods when their friends get soda pop, Snickers, and Twinkies.

Jane Fonda