Snickers Bar Quotes

#1. Jeb Bush cheated on his diet and had a fried Snickers bar, pork on a stick, and a beer. Jeb Bush said he ate it so at least he could see some of his numbers go up.

Conan O'Brien

#2. When I feel the Snickers bar in my hand, I know I'm in the inner sanctum.

Susan Ee

#3. I'm your personal jock-blocker, baby." Tori reached into her jeans pocket and handed over a half-eaten Snickers bar. "Happy Douche Liberation Day.

Melissa Landers

#4. Humans have very odd tastes. They think their music is beautiful. They are wrong. It is awful. All of it. And they completely ignore their greatest accomplishments: the cinnamon bun, the Snickers bar, the hot pepper, and the refreshing beverage called vinegar.

Katherine Applegate

#5. She said seals sexually assault penguins and deserved to be clubbed. That woman is nuttier than a Snickers bar.

L. H. Cosway

#6. Shadow looked at the corpse of the baby deer. He decided that if he were a real woodsman, he would slice off a steak and grill it over a wood fire. Instead, he sat on a fallen tree and ate a Snickers bar and knew that he really wasn't a real woodsman.

Neil Gaiman

#7. Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.

Greg Gutfeld

#8. I broke down all conclusions into illusions and confusions.

Akiane Kramarik

#9. It's probably like a fade-hawk. It's kind of a mohawk, it's skin-tight on the sides. But I couldn't go straight Mr. T though. I had to blend it a little bit in case I wear a suit. I would say it's more blended.

Nate Burleson

#10. If a Snickers chocolate bar has 50% sugar, wouldn't it be safe to eat the other half?

Wakas Mir

#11. When your mother and your father are having a fight, do you want them to kill each other? Or do you just want them to stop fighting?

Jeanne Wakatsuki Houston

#12. Stencil had called from a Hungarian coffee shop on York Avenue known as Hungarian Coffee Shop

Thomas Pynchon

#13. Your 'Pringle' contains 30% potato, that yoghurt has the same amount of sugar as ice cream, that whole grain cereal bar may be no better for you than a snickers.

Mark Bittman

#14. 'Good Morning America' exploited Joan Lunden's pregnancy, but you won't see me bringing my babies on the air. The only reason I'm talking about the babies at all is that they've been with me on the show since I became pregnant. After a while, I had to acknowledge this pumpkin tummy.

Jane Pauley

#15. I don't dye my hair and I can go without makeup.

Amanda Seyfried