Top 25 Monocle Quotes

#1. To you, death does not simply end life. It steals away the sunsets you'll never see, the children you'll never hold, the wife you'll never love. It's frightening to almost lose your future, and it's heartbreaking to witness death snuff out other people's tomorrows.

Robert Liparulo

Monocle Quotes #19334
#2. Satan was seen buying a cafe au lait of Friday the thirteenth in the year of the dog. He was wearing a Mexican wrestling mask and a monocle on a gold chain the color of the sun. The lights of the casino filled his good eye. Our days are numbered, our weeks are fading away.

Michael Bible

Monocle Quotes #21814
#3. Happy endings are for suckers. Even Old Yeller had to die.

Steve Braunstein

Monocle Quotes #34932
#4. A cynic is a man who looks at the world with a monocle in his mind's eye.

Carolyn Wells

Monocle Quotes #218825
#5. President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.

Craig Kilborn

Monocle Quotes #343029
#6. I've been lucky to travel and work all over the world through the lens of the back of the house, and I love that monocle. I love that lens, because it's real people.

Marcus Samuelsson

Monocle Quotes #449307
#7. I would like to see a president with a monocle.

Greg Gutfeld

Monocle Quotes #538075
#8. He did look like the Monopoly man, but it was smooth. I thought he was going to pull a monocle out. That would have been awesome. And did you see the pocket watch? That was incredible.

Richard Sherman

Monocle Quotes #756626
#9. Being afraid is not a sign of weakness. Being afraid is a sign of a will to live, it is an indication that we place value in our lives and those in it. The only defeat in fear is allowing your fear to defeat you.

Shenita Etwaroo

Monocle Quotes #764052
#10. And silence, like darkness, can be kind; it, too, is a language

Hanif Kureishi

Monocle Quotes #774480
#11. No, I was not born with a monocle in my eye.

Conrad Veidt

Monocle Quotes #815495
#12. Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.

Dennis Miller

Monocle Quotes #933234
#13. Spelling and punctuation are completely irrelevant; unless you are hoping to be understood.

Henry G. Sheppard

Monocle Quotes #1027458
#14. If you choose to walk through the fire, why do you complain it's hot?

Anthony Liccione

Monocle Quotes #1105518
#15. There are five types of laughter to choose from. You can giggle, chuckle, howl, chortle, and, in extreme cases when you're wearing a monocle, even guffaw.

Colin Nissan

Monocle Quotes #1135954
#16. I'm like the Davy Crockett of comedy ... after Davy Crockett opened up the West and helped everybody ... they didn't need him anymore. I freed a lot of comics ... if I never would have done comedy, it would've been a different art form ... I'm sure of it.

Paul Mooney

Monocle Quotes #1184606
#17. Most everyone lived twice in those days. They echoed their own steps. They took one step in the real world and one in their space. They saw double, through eyes and monocle displays. They danced through worlds like veils.

Catherynne M Valente

Monocle Quotes #1290229
#18. We can't solve problems for others. We can introduce them to the Lord.

Corrie Ten Boom

Monocle Quotes #1293225
#19. Girls like poems better than dead dragons and magic swords,

Peter S. Beagle

Monocle Quotes #1555011
#20. It's a monocle," said the captain. "It helps me see you, for which I am eternally grateful. I always say that if I had two I'd make a spectacle of myself.

Terry Pratchett

Monocle Quotes #1582376
#21. On the other hand, I'm drawn to top hats, and spats, and mustaches. I haven't read a Missed Connection yet with someone wearing a monocle, but rest assured I'll snap it up if I do.

Sophie Blackall

Monocle Quotes #1607486
#22. Make love to me, make me forget.

Karen Marie Moning

Monocle Quotes #1722280
#23. If everybody in the world got together and put their troubles up for sale on the table, you'd grab your troubles back and run away.

Nancy Ring

Monocle Quotes #1743922
#24. The first album was 99 percent hard core to show you I was the best rhymer in the world.

Big Pun

Monocle Quotes #1779732
#25. Everyone was talking about the gap between my teeth, my monocle, the fancy waistcoats I wore and the seven-inch cigarette holders I used

Terry-Thomas

Monocle Quotes #1832622

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