Top 100 Men Are Like Quotes
#1. Men are like mascara, they run at the slightest display of emotion.
Kabir Bedi
#3. With a tiny bit of effort, the nettle would be useful; if you neglect it, it becomes a pest. So then we kill it. How many men are like nettles ... My friends, there is no such thing as a weed and no such thing as a bad man. There are only bad cultivators.
Victor Hugo
#4. I also said, men are like curling irons, they never get out of your hair. And they are like government bonds, they take so long to mature.
Kabir Bedi
#5. Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
Chuck Norris
#6. Men are like the stars; some generate their own light while others reflect the brilliance they receive.
Jose Marti
#7. Well, I love fishing. I wouldn't kill a fly myself but I've no hesitation in killing a fish. A lot of men are like that. No bother. Out you come. Thump. And that's not the only reason.
Norman MacCaig
#8. Men are like parking spaces, the good ones are already taken and the ones left are running out of their metres
Barbara Johnson
#9. Men are like dogs, Stacy was fond of saying. And she usually went on to add that, like dogs, they all took up too much space on the bed, and they always went for the crotch.
Lisa Kleypas
#10. Men are like turtles; they are classified and valued according to their shells. In
Jose Rizal
#11. Men are like stone jugs - you may lug them where you like by the ears.
Samuel Johnson
#12. Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.
Mark Twain
#13. He wouldn't let her work. You know, he was controlling. Some men are like that.' He gives me a quick sideways smily. 'Really? A controlling man, surely a mythical creature?' I don't think I can squeeze any more sarcasm into my response.
E.L. James
#14. I think human beings have a really broad spectrum of traits, and I almost feel implicated when we say, 'Men are like this, women are like this.' Nobody was telling me, 'Don't get dirty, don't play in the mud, girls don't do that.'
St. Vincent
#15. Generations of men are like the leaves.
In winter, winds blow them down to earth,
but then, when spring season comes again,
the budding wood grows more. And so with men:
one generation grows, another dies away.
Homer
#16. Men are like chestnuts they sell in the street: they're all hot and they all smell good when you buy them, but when you take them out of the paper cone you realise that most of them are rotten inside.
Carlos Ruiz Zafon
#17. Italian men are like show poodles. Sometimes they look so good I want to applaud.
Elizabeth Gilbert
#18. All the real blokes I know are obsessed with cars and have started doing cycling at the weekend and being really, really boring about it and banging on about their Fitbits and growing stupid beards and talking about being on Tinder. That's what all the 'real men' are like these days!
Jenny Colgan
#19. As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!
Coco Chanel
#20. Men are like plants; the goodness and flavor of the fruit proceeds from the peculiar soil and exposition in which they grow. We are nothing but what we derive from the air we breathe, the climate we inhabit, the government we obey, the system of religion we profess, and the nature of our employment.
J. Hector St. John De Crevecoeur
#21. Not all men are like Steve." "I know," I said, "but I don't have the ability to tell the difference." You're
Emma Scott
#22. Wise men read very sharply all your private history in your look and gait and behavior. The whole economy of nature is bent on expression. The tell-tale body is all tongues. Men are like Geneva watches with crystal faces which expose the whole movement.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#23. Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when you do, they can go for a long, long time. Whereas men are like ... bottle rockets.
Jeff Foxworthy
#24. I've heard that men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Jill Shalvis
#25. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
Rita Rudner
#26. Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe:
- Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible.
- Remember, it's always better to be the smartass rather than the dumbass.
Jill Shalvis
#27. Most men are like me. They cannot live in a universe where the most bizarre thought can in one second enter into the realm of reality
where, most often, it does enter, like a knife in a heart.
Albert Camus
#28. Old men are like that, you know. It makes them feel important to think they are in love with somebody.
Willa Cather
#29. Men are like buses. If you miss one, another one will come along soon enough.
Jennifer Lamont Leo
#30. Men are like shoes it is hard to find a good fit.
J.L. Jodoin
#31. Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them
Megan Amram
#32. Men are like that sometimes - if they meet someone and fall in love, it's real, no matter how fast it happened. But if someone falls for a woman they happen to care about, all they do is question the man's intentions.
Nicholas Sparks
#33. Men are like cigarettes. I only want one when I'm drunk.
Helen Smith
#35. Some men are like that - they get a woman in their mind, and that's that. They will destroy themselves and everyone else over her; they will let everything else fall apart.
Paul Elwork
#36. The lives of great men are like legends-difficult but beautiful,
Janusz Korczak
#37. Men are like buses. If you miss one, just wait and another one will show up in five minutes
Charlotte Symonds
#38. Relationships for women are more than taking off the clothes and wearing them back. It is about attachment of emotions, and feelings, but on the other hand, men are like fast and furious.
M.F. Moonzajer
#39. Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped.
Clea Duvall
#40. Consult with the assembly of righteous,
For the Prophet 1ft was also ordered to do that.
The minds of men are like lighted lamps,
The light of twenty lamps surely gives more light than one
Jalaluddin Rumi
#41. Robert was never the same after he put on that crown. Some men are like swords, made for fighting. Hang them up and they go to rust.
George R R Martin
#42. How many men are like trees, already strong and full grown, which are transplanted into some gardens, to the astonishment of those people who behold them in these fine spots, where they never saw them grow, and who neither know their beginning nor their progress!
Jean De La Bruyere
#43. Men are like caterpillars; their potential to soar lies not on the outside, but within.
Matshona Dhliwayo
#44. Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
George W. Bush
#45. The Best Men are like the ocean: They lure you in quietly and drown you. And if you are really lucky you stay lost at sea.
Susan Ward
#46. Some men are like nails, very easily drawn; others however are more like rivets never drawn at all.
John Burroughs
#47. Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.
Jill Shalvis
#49. Lots of men are like that, their artistic leanings never go beyond a weakness for shapely thighs.
Louis-Ferdinand Celine
#50. Free-ranging single men are like a house that has been empty too long. There must be something fishy about the house, the woman thinks. Up for sale for six months and it's still vacant.
Herman Koch
#51. Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
#52. Men are like wine-some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Pope John Paul II
#53. Men have no cause to criticize women about the way they are about weddings. Because men are like that about sports, but it never ends. At least women, after the wedding, say it wasn't that big a deal and they're never going to look at the DVD again. Men never stop being crazy about sports.
Dave Barry
#54. Men are like beer. Some are bold and some are smooth. But every damn one of 'em has a big-ass head full of air.
Lois Greiman
#56. Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over
them for years.
Mae West
#57. Not all men are like you," she said. "Most are not so weak as to require the constant pleasures of the flesh the way you do." "True. I hope you can bear with me, for I feel that a bout of weakness is coming on. My humble apologies.
Ariel Atwell
#58. Men are like trees: each one must put forth the leaf that is created in him.
Henry Ward Beecher
#59. Some men are like a clock on the roof; they are useful only to the neighbors.
Austin O'Malley
#60. I wouldn't want to assume that all men are like you. If I did, I know I would give them up entirely
Patricia Cornwell
#61. Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping and there's nothing you like. And then, as luck would have it, the next week you find two that are perfect, but you don't have the money to buy both.-
Janet Evanovich
#62. Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are
taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible.
PHOEBE TRAEGER
Jill Shalvis
#63. Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
Jill Shalvis
#64. Men are like sheep, of which a flock is more easily driven than a single one.
Richard Whately
#65. Some men are like oak leaves
they don't know when they're dead, but still hang right on; and there are others who let go before anything has really touched them.
George Horace Lorimer
#66. So this is what men are like. Well, that's it, then - I am going to be a lesbian.
Louise Rennison
#67. Crowds of men are like crowds of sheep. Not the best, but the first leader is usually followed.
Frederick Schiller Faust
#68. Men are like pillow-cases. The colour of one may be red, that of another blue, and that of the third black; but all contain the same cotton within. So it is with man; one is beautiful, another is ugly, a third holy , and a fourth wicked; but the Divine Being dwells in them all
Ramakrishna
#69. The basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
Jerry Seinfeld
#70. Men are like shoes, you want to try on a few good pairs before commenting to just the right one
Addison Moore
#71. Men are like that. They're like geraniums. When they look as if they're ready to be tossed into the bin they revive.
Carlos Ruiz Zafon
#72. Some men are like pyramids, which are very broad where they touch the ground, but grow narrow as they reach the sky.
Henry Ward Beecher
#73. Some men are like swords, made for fighting. Hang them and they go to rust.
George R R Martin
#74. Men are like chocolate; they're never around when you have a craving.
Kathleen Brooks
#75. It is a bad year for kings," said Gondy, shaking his head; "look at England, madame."
"Yes; but fortunately we have no Oliver Cromwell in France," replied the Queen.
"Who knows?" said Gondy; "such men are like thunderbolts - one recognized them only when they have struck.
Alexandre Dumas
#76. Men are like busses. I mean, you wait for ages and ages, and when one does finally come along you can't get on. And that bit about them coming in threes, well, that's just a myth.
Eleanor Prescott
#77. Men are like snack foods. The ones you want are never good for you.
Scott Sherman
#79. Men are Like Guns They Shoot someone and broke them into pieces inside.
Loise Morales
#80. Men are like wine,
not good before the lees of clownishness be settled.
Owen Feltham
#81. Some men are like a church-organ
you can play on them for a lifetime and always find new harmonies; others are like a music-box
they have four or five thin jingles.
Austin O'Malley
#82. Heartbroken men are like wild animals, running around with hysteria in their eyes, desperately trying to knock the dents out of their egos.
Jessica Thompson
#83. Men are like vibrators. Just because they're dicks, it doesn't mean you can't use them to have a good time.
Leisa Rayven
#84. The core of my work is dedicated not to pleasing women, but to pleasing men. Men are like bulls. They cannot resist the red sole.
Christian Louboutin
#85. Men are like microwave ovens; they heat up immediately, but things start to boil over after about three minutes. Women are like conventional ovens; they take twenty minutes to heat up, but can go on cooking for hours.
Mardy Grothe
#87. She remember her granny telling her, 'Men are like coal boilers, Ellie. If you find a man you reckon to keep, you got to feed his belly every day, make him burn for you, then release some steam purty regular, or you ain't ever gonna get him to work.
Kresley Cole
#88. Men are like the earth and we are the moon; we turn always one side to them, and they think there is no other, because they don't see it - but there is.
Olive Schreiner
#89. Oh definitely. It'll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be hilarious. Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient.
Jason Sudeikis
#90. When I was younger, I felt very much like, 'Oh, I have to be a certain way, I have to look a certain way.' You really, really don't. That's the way women are treated differently than men. I mean, I've had actors argue with me about this.
Anne Hathaway
#91. I am tired of women playing action heroes like men, because they are not men. But sometimes they are written like men.
Katee Sackhoff
#92. Frost interviewing Noel Coward and Margaret Mead. Sir Noel's view of life is Sir Noel. Mead's mind is large and open, like Buckminster Fuller's. She found thoughts dull that suggest that men are superior to animals or plants.
John Cage
#93. Women are very clear and
transparent, anyone can read them,
they don't play 'hide and seek'
like men. #LIFE OF LOVE
Santonu Kumar Dhar
#94. The men who are dropped in a jungle or a desert and expected video games and got mundanity and depravity and friends dying like animals.
Dave Eggers
#95. I am terrified of restrictive religious doctrine, having learned from history that when men who adhere to any form of it are in control, common men like me are in peril. [The World Is My Home (1991)]
James A. Michener
#96. I do not like violence, but ours is a violent time, and there are some men who understand nothing else.
Louis L'Amour
#97. A wise man had said that your Christian life is like a three-legged stool. The legs are doctrine, experience and practice, which is obedience; and you, will not stay upright unless all three are there. In recent years many Christians have not kept these three together.
J.I. Packer
#98. You English are like mad bulls ... you see red everywhere! What on earth has come over you, to heap on us such suspicion as is unworthy of a great nation. I regard this as a personal insult ... You make it uncommonly difficult for a man to remain friendly to England.
Wilhelm II
#99. There's a lot more emphasis placed on torsion and coil and leverage. Basically, the women are being taught very much along the same lines as the men. You don't have to consider strength as a factor so much. These girls are working out like fiends. It's a trend that's going to continue.
David Leadbetter
#100. When men want to kiss you they act like they are just on the brink of doing something that's going to change the whole wide world.
Barbara Kingsolver
