Male Chauvinist Funny Quotes

#1. Mine was the twilight and the morning. Mine was a world of rooftops and love songs.

Roman Payne

#2. Guy Boy Man," says Baby Doll15. "Violence is not the answer."
I look down the hallway, steely eyed. "Then I don't like the question." Sweetie and I high five.

James Marshall

#3. The reason we use all natural, hormone-free, antibiotic-free Berkshire pork belly, beef, and chicken is that it's the right thing to do.

Eddie Huang

#4. What can I say? I feel good when I'm wearing heels. I feel sexier, attractive.

Blake Lively

#5. Each of us carries a sleeping tiger inside, and we can't predict when that cat will wake, stretch, and sharpen its claws.

Holly Robinson

#6. A hiker who was lost in a blizzard said he stayed alive by digging a snow tunnel and burning dollar bills for warmth. Today he was offered a job as President Obama's economic adviser.

Jay Leno

#7. With its fluctuating forms and needless decoration, fashion epitomizes the supposedly unproductive waste that inspired 20th-century technocrats to dream of central planning. It exists for no good reason. But that's practically a definition of art.

Virginia Postrel

#8. A statement of truth, and that is:
Everything I have accomplished is Thanks to the Lord above, and without him my success would have been impossible.

Felicia Martin

#9. Death? Why all this fuss about death? Use your imagination, try to visualize a world without death! Death is the essential condition to life, not an evil.

Charlotte Perkins Gilman

#10. Back in the 80s we were very cautious about steroids.

Dorian Yates

#11. More I tried hating him;more I thought about him and I lived with it everyday and I lived with him everyday.

Pushpa Rana

#12. I took a deep breath. I'm sorry I lied, I like your Star Wars sheets, you're not that bad of a driver, and I swear on my Very Cherry lip gloss that I will never lie to you again.

Gemma Halliday

#13. If you offer yourself to the hungry and satisfy the afflicted one, then your light will shine in the darkness. Isaiah 58:10

Beth Moore

#14. I'm so optimistic, it's depressing.

Lindsay Wagner