Best Male Chauvinist Quotes

#1. I respect only those who stand up to me, but I find such people intolerable.

Jonathan Fenby

#2. We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

Rush Limbaugh

#3. The faster the word sticks to the thought, the more beautiful is the effect.

Gustave Flaubert

#4. The secret of artistic creation and the effectiveness of art is to be found in a return to the state of 'participation mystique' - to that level of experience at which it is man who lives, and not the individual ...

Carl Jung

#5. Everyone knows [George W. Bush] has no clue, but no one there has the courage to say it. I mean, good gawd, the man is as he always has been: barely adequate.

Molly Ivins

#6. The physicians of one class feel the patients and go away, merely prescribing medicine. As they leave the room they simply ask the patient to take the medicine. They are the poorest class of physicians.

Ramakrishna

#7. A wise mother is the unifying force between father and children; her seed of love produces a harvest of trust.

Jaachynma N.E. Agu

#8. For the mind of faith, a promised act of God is as good as done.

John Piper

#9. Everyone seems to be playing well within the boundaries of his usual rule set. I have yet to hear anyone say something that seemed likely to mitigate the idiocy of this age.

John Perry Barlow

#10. I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?

Joe Bob Briggs

#11. I love hotel rooms, so I take pictures of the room and the way out and the lobby, the food and drink.

Geoffrey Zakarian

#12. The term 'glass ceiling' was coined in 1984. More than 20 years later, the ceiling has barely cracked. There isn't a single country in the world that has as many female as male politicians. In business, the situation is even worse. Its highest echelon - the board - remains a chauvinist's dream.

Noreena Hertz

#13. I mean, I've done musicals, but it's not my best thing.

Lesley Nicol

#14. The great Christian revolutions came not by the discovery of something that was not known before. They happen when someone takes radically something that was always there.

H. Richard Niebuhr

#15. A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women.

Chuck Palahniuk

#16. My wife tells me I am a male chauvinist pig and I have to sort of admit it. In my office and in my home, I'm not very democratic. I think of myself as a benevolent dictator.

Edgar Mitchell

#17. Useless, idle, exploitative male chauvinist drone!

Sue Limb

#18. The past is our treasure. Its works, whether we know them or not, flourish in our lives with whatever strength they had. From it we draw provision for our journey, the collected wisdom whose harvests are all ours to reap and carry with us, though we may never live again in the fields that grew them.

Freya Stark

#19. I think eating in itself is the act of great sensuality, so all you have to do is point the camera in the right direction.

Padma Lakshmi

#20. Deep in the recesses of her mind, she knew they were probably watching. They watched everything, after all.

Let them watch. Let them see what it meant to be human. To live.

Let them see what it meant to love, and be loved in return.

G.S. Jennsen