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#1. Anything that's worth having is worth fighting for. Love is a strange thing. It shows up when you least expect it and defies expectation. - Author: H.M. Ward
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#2. Tell me, where do I stand compared to Neil and the ankle biter over there? He's kind of hot, in a Howard the Duck kind of way - Author: H.M. Ward
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#3. I don't know what to say to fill the silence. I don't know how to fix this. It seems wrong to leave him, but I have to. There's no compromise, no alternative. Things just weren't meant to be, which seems like a pansy-ass thing to say, until it happens to you. - Author: H.M. Ward
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#4. There's a big empty box filled with packaging peanuts and it's totally calling my name. - Author: H.M. Ward
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#5. I have a reputation worldwide of being tolerant of all people and their views. I'm too well-educated to criticize a certain religion or group of people for what they believe in. It's called freedom. - Author: Robert H. Schuller
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#6. There is no actual need of humans to be a pious like an angel, it's a big chase to be a human and for me it's enough to be a human. - Author: M.H. Rakib
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#7. M*A*S*H' was a collection of people, in front of and behind the cameras, that really clicked. - Author: Alan Alda
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#8. When you think of H&M, you're thinking of something that's accessible to a broad range of people, perhaps far broader than most of these beautiful shows. - Author: Hari Nef
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#9. I think people get satisfaction from living for a cause that's greater than themselves. They want to leave an imprint. By writing books, I'm trying to do that in a modest way. - Author: Daniel H. Pink
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#10. Why can't everything be as easy as walking into H&M and putting a week's worth of clothes on a credit card? - Author: Emma McLaughlin
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#11. I contribute to public candidate campaigns, and there's a federal limit on how much you can contribute to each individual candidate. I obey the law in that regard, and I feel like I'm doing it properly. - Author: David H. Koch
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#12. It's a very good question, very direct, and I'm not going to answer it. - Author: George H. W. Bush
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#13. That's right, I'm a reclusive pervert, and I make no apologies for it. And, giving the matter some thought, a reclusive pervert is much preferable to an extroverted pervert. - Author: L. H. Cosway
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#14. He smiles. it nearly breaks my heart. I know that smile. It's a memory that's tainted, something that should have been happy but didn't turn out that way. - Author: H.M. Ward
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#15. It's one thing to admire a man's work. It's another to get your picture in the paper doing it." General Clayton - Author: M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team
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#16. Colonel Henry Blake, a surgeon: "I can paint a barn with someone else's blood. I just can't stand to see my own. - Author: M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team
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#17. I'm from Port Arthur, Texas! Little guy! Little character guy from one of the saddest oil-refinery towns in America. And here I was driving over to Beverly Hills, to 20th Century Fox, to be on 'M*A*S*H!' - Author: G.W. Bailey
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#18. You've got to S-M-I-L-E
To be H-A-Double-P-Y - Author: Shirley Temple Black
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#19. I built on the efforts of a previous scientist, others will build on the work I'm doing and if I look at the whole scope from chemistry to biology to physics, it's just the list is too long to mention just one and it's not fair to the others. - Author: Ahmed H. Zewail
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#20. Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.
- Jane - Author: J.R. Ward
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#21. Andrew is going to be one of my problems. Dean thinks it's great fun
he knows what is in the wind as well as I do. He is always teasing me about my red-headed young man
my r.h.y.m. for short.
"He's almost a rhyme," said Dean.
"But never a poem," said I. - Author: L.M. Montgomery
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#22. You don't have to hurt somebody just to make sure they don't hurt you first." Hawkeye, in one of his less cynical moments. - Author: M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team
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#23. I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny. - Author: Joan Severance
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#24. The right good book is always a book of travel; it is about a life's journey. - Author: H.M. Tomlinson
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#25. Inside that Colonel, there's a private that needs to be cuddled and held just like the rest of us." Hawkeye - Author: M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team
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#26. In my carpet bag are the mushrooms that I gathered in the woods. With two fingers I pick up a piece and look at it. Then I take a bite and wait for my body to react. Now I'm in a better mood. In a short time I'll be dead. Or alive. I'm not always sure that there's any difference. - Author: Peter H. Fogtdal
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#27. You know, I'm not a huge fan of the concept of 'passion' when it comes to careers. Instead of trying to answer the daunting question of 'What's your passion?' it's better simply to watch what you do when you've got time of your own and nobody's looking. - Author: Daniel H. Pink
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#28. I'm sorry, Prince Edvard. You had a wonderful civilization here on Marduk. You could have made almost anything of it. But it's too late now. You've torn down the gates; the barbarians are in. - Author: H. Beam Piper
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#29. The hardest thing for me about making movies, and that included 'M*A*S*H' because it was made like a movie, was starting and stopping. - Author: Alan Alda
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#30. I do think of my reader, or listener, really, more often, if I give a lecture, for example, and I know that I'm talking to these people; I enjoy sort of preening them a bit. But it's a matter of decorum, basically. - Author: William H Gass
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#31. When Richard M. Nixon resigned and Ford became the 38th president of the United States, the Watergate Special Prosecutor's Office, of which I was a member, was preparing for the criminal trials of Nixon's top aides - H.R. Haldeman, John Ehrlichman and John Mitchell. - Author: Richard Ben-Veniste
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#32. I mean, what if you don't get over him? What if you just learn how to get on without him? People who've been in love have that haunted look in their eyes. It's like a piece of them is unattainable, forever held back and protected at all cost. - Author: H.M. Ward
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#33. Softly sang as I drifted into dreams: F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z A, - Author: Ian Hutton
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#34. I'm always amazed at the American practice of allowing one party to a homosexual act to remain passive
it's so undemocratic. Sexmust be mutual. - Author: W. H. Auden
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#35. Once people start to realize the consistency of quality that is coming, they'll start to open up their minds a little more and say, "Wow, this is great. I'm going to tune into this." It's not just for the geeks and the people that are into it. It's actually really fascinating. That's my take on it. - Author: J.H. Wyman
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#36. What's a man worth without love ? $.89 worth of chemicals." Hawkeye Pierce - Author: M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team
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#37. Do you really understand all this army stuff?

It helps not to be too bright, sir. - Author: M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team
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#38. Are you dedicated to your patient or your ego? - Author: M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team
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#39. Ryu laughed. "You know what I mean. A absentminded as you are, it's a true wonder you can be so focused when it comes to kendo."
"I'm also focused when I draw."
"Yeah. The problem is you're still drawing even when you don't have an actual pencil in your hand. - Author: H.J. Brues
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#40. You write about what you know. It makes everything easier, and also more truthful. In this case, I grew up in Oklahoma, and I grew up in the Cherokee Nation and I'm a member of the Cherokee Tribe. Oddly enough, I know a lot about robots and Oklahoma, and so that's what comes out in my writing. - Author: Daniel H. Wilson
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#41. The tattoo is just setting below his hp bone.
H e l l i s e m p t y
a n d a l l t h e d e v i l s a r e h e r e
I kiss my way across the words.
Kissing away the devils.
Kissing away the pain. - Author: Tahereh Mafi
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#42. If you had the guts to serve your country like the rest of us, you wouldn't have to work so hard to prove you're crazy. - Author: M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team
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#43. It's a one of a kind, camel-toe couch. For when yoga pants aren't enough. - Author: H.M. Ward
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#44. He's not a pet. He's an accident victim. - Author: H.M. Ward
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#45. There's nowhere else to escape to ... Except in a wooden box, that is. - Author: H.M. Forester
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#46. He's grinning hard, showing a dimple on his cheek that I haven't seen in forever. - Author: H.M. Ward
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#47. I have a romantic conception of the writer's life, and the sort of writer's life that I admire is probably a childless life, possibly a marriageless life, certainly a travelling life - I'm in awe of how much D.H. Lawrence managed to get around. But that's never been something I'm capable of doing. - Author: Rachel Cusk
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#48. But I was too restless to watch long; I'm too Occidental for a long vigil. I could work at a problem for years, but to wait inactive for twenty-four hours
that's another matter. - Author: H.G.Wells
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#49. She was humming something melancholy and familiar. I strained to make it out - a folk song? a lullabye? - and then realized it was the theme to M*A*S*H. Suicide is painless. I went downstairs. - Author: Gillian Flynn
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#50. I tell you if there's anything worse than dealing with a staunch woman... S-T-A-U-N-C-H. There's nothing worse, I'm telling you. They don't weaken, no matter what. - Author: Edith Bouvier Beale
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#51. There was no way to have a civilized conversation with that guy. It's like he was raised by giraffes or something. - Author: H.M. Ward
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#52. War is war and Hell is hell, and if you ask me, War is a lot worse. - Author: Alan Alda
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#53. He's all smooth grace and sexy smiles, whereas I'm big haired, awkward and a touch frumpy. You may well roll your eyes at my low self-esteem. It's a condition for which there is no cure. - Author: L. H. Cosway
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#54. I don't know how anybody can work at home. I know I can't. It's just ... there's too much to do at the house, and now, of course, I have a daughter that's at home, and she's always a draw. I can always drop what I'm doing and go play with her, and I do that all day. - Author: Daniel H. Wilson
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#55. Let me tell you something, kid," said Mrs. H of Boston and Beacon Hill. "Magic is just a word for what's left to the powerless once everyone else has eaten their fill. - Author: Catherynne M Valente
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#56. THE COLONIES OF AMERICA C L O U D . M E D I T E C H . D E S C O N . E V E R G R E E N A FREE STATE IS A CORPORATE STATE Abruptly - Author: Marie Lu
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#57. I was raised on 'Get Smart' and 'All in the Family' and 'M.A.S.H.,' and certainly when 'Cheers' came along, that was a big one. - Author: Eric McCormack
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#58. To the man-in-the-street, who, I'm sorry to say, is a keen observer of life. The word Intellectual suggests straight away. A man who's untrue to his wife. - Author: W. H. Auden
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#59. I have too much homework to watch M*A*S*H yet, so I settle down at the kitchen table and I face it. - Author: A.S. King
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#60. H&M makes it easy for a guy to look great every single day and create a personal style. Their men's collection always gives me a choice of how I want to dress, whether it be sharp in a suit and polo-neck, or more relaxed in jeans and a tweed jacket. - Author: Joel Kinnaman
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#61. Shaving was invented to kill time before a date. - Author: M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team
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#62. She's a bitch. Fake people deserve to be treated like they're made of tin-or plastic. I recycle, it's OK. Besides, you know how I feel about robots. - Author: H.M. Ward
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#63. The way I see it, we're all a little bit crazy, and that's what makes life interesting. - Author: H.M. Ward
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#64. There it was: suddenly, the tension of keeping up her appearances fell from her. Something flowed out of him physically, that made her feel inwardly at ease and happy, at home. With a woman's now alert instinct for happiness, she registered it at once. 'I'm happy when he's there!' Not - Author: D.H. Lawrence
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#65. For those of you that have been following Ultimate Spider-Man, you know how we took that show and brought it to the next level of what Marvel Television is doing. And Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. was the next level of what we wanted to get to. - Author: Jeph Loeb
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#66. I've written a lot of scripts that someone else directed, and it's absolutely vital that, if I'm gonna act in it, then I have to take off the writer hat and let the director direct. - Author: William H. Macy
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#67. I'm not sure I buy into the idea that my life is predetermined and I just have to wait for it to unfold." "I think it's more like you have a purpose to fulfill but you're free to embrace it or not. - Author: T.H. Hernandez
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#68. It's true there are moments - foolish moments, ecstasy on a tree stump - when I'm all but gone, scattered I like to think like seed, for I'm the sort now in the fool's position of having love left over which I'd like to lose; what good is it now to me, candy ungiven after Halloween? - Author: William H Gass
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#69. Jews had an outsider's eye on a lot of Western tradition. - Author: M.H. Abrams
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#70. It's a bitter truth but we humans are the only creature in this universe who not only fed up with things but also by other human beings. - Author: M.H. Rakib
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#71. I suppose it's true that most great television, literature, and other forms of high art (and basic cable) benefit from a little hindsight. 'M.A.S.H.' comes to mind. So does 'The Iliad.' - Author: Kevin Bleyer
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#72. I'm not much of a preparer. I think sometimes as an actor you need to go out and learn some skills, but in terms of preparation for understanding the character, it's all on the page, and if it's not on the page, you're in trouble. - Author: William H. Macy
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#73. Growing up, I remember the 'Cheers' finale and 'M*A*S*H' and all these amazing finales, and I remember them being very, very important. - Author: John Krasinski
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#74. And now it's some other guy's hands that are thumbing their way over Joey's face and down Dee Dee's chin and - oh, fucking hell - dropping down between the A and the M, going right for the V under the H&M-meets-S&M miniskirt. - Author: David Levithan
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#75. I can tell you this: If I'm ever in a position to call the shots, I'm not going to rush to send somebody else's kids into a war. - Author: George H. W. Bush
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#76. I never considered myself a danger junkie, but I must be, because I'm finding this killer very appealing right now. It's like a sickness. I'm sick from wanting him so badly, and I can't help liking it every time we're alone together. It's terrible to say it, but they are my favourite times. - Author: L. H. Cosway
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#77. If she is given full immunity ... in order to verify that she's telling the truth, which I'm sure she is, I would be happy to submit her to a polygraph examination. Lie detector's not a good word because they can't detect lies. - Author: William H. Ginsburg
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#78. Be careful of him Dai, whether you agree with me or not that boy is a time bomb just waiting to explode, and when he does he's going hit everyone in his way including you ... or especially you.
Benjirou Uie warning Dai about Kane from Game Boys - Author: Rochelle H. Ragnarok
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#79. Omens don't influence the eradication of a evil from a society. it's all upto you when YOU want. - Author: M.H. Rakib
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#80. Don't talk to me any more about poetry for months
unless it is other men's work. I really love verse, even rubbish. But I'm fearfully busy at a novel, and brush all the gossamer of verse off my face. - Author: D.H. Lawrence
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#81. I love steakhouses. When I'm in Chicago, I know there's a Gibsons that's open late. 13 Coins at Sea-Tac Airport in Washington is a gourmet restaurant I love. - Author: Triple H
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#82. I think the hardest thing to teach a student is that what he or she puts down on paper is changeable. It's not the final thing, it's the first thing, which may just be the suggestive, vague identification of something that you have to come back to and rewrite. - Author: M.H. Abrams
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#83. M*A*S*H offered real characters and everybody identified with them because they had such soul. The humor was intelligent and it always assumed that you had an intellect. - Author: Loretta Swit
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#84. She have to go pick up prescription, so I watch Sophie for short time. And tiny bears are happy when I go in bathroom."
"Hamsters, Mrs. Korjev, not bears."
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"I've got her now," Charlie said. "One of you stay with her while I get rid of the H-A-M-S-T-E-R-S."
"He mean the tiny bears. - Author: Christopher Moore
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#85. Honesty is what makes a person. At the end of his life it's one of the things people remember. Your legacy isn't left by fame or fortune. It's left by the footprints of compassion and honesty. - Author: H.M. Ward
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#86. A house o' women is as dead as a house wi' no fire, to my thinkin'. I'm not a spider as likes to corner myself. I like a man about, if he's only something to snap at. - Author: D.H. Lawrence
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#87. INTERVIEWER: Why are you working as a home security guard? Aren't there things you'd like to do?

H.S. GUARD: There's not really anything I'd like to do. I'm more hoping for the world to end quickly. - Author: Anonymous
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#88. But let's get one thing straight. I'm not a tool and I'm not a victim. Remember who's putting their ass on the line so you continue to enjoy the right to speak your mind," he told me. - Author: D.H. Cameron
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#89. Alan Alda and his wife Arlene are two of the most life-affirming people I've ever met. He espoused equal rights for women while producing, writing, acting in and directing 'M*A*S*H'; he used to commute between the set and home because he didn't want to disrupt his kids' schooling. - Author: Sanjeev Bhaskar
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#90. You don't know him the way I do. He's not like that. A broken heart manifests differently in different people. Don't pretend to know how he feels or what he thinks. - Author: H.M. Ward
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#91. I think it's possible - perhaps even necessary - to find comedy in any war. I mean, look at the brilliant work which was done by Joseph Heller and Richard Hooker (M*A*S*H) and Jaroslav Hasek (The Good Soldier Svejk - which I haven't read, but have heard was funny). - Author: Dave Abrams
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#92. Ma's still spending too much money on clothes. I'm trying to teach her that material possessions don't equal happiness. It's a work in progress. - Author: L. H. Cosway
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#93. Bob Altman got nothing from the TV series 'M*A*S*H,' and the royalties for the theme song went to his oldest son, Michael, who wrote it as a 15-year-old poet! - Author: Mitchell Zuckoff
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#94. Okay, this is messed up. I'm getting all hot and bothered over a man who's more comfortable in make-up and a pair of heels that I am. - Author: L. H. Cosway
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#95. I'm trying to create a collection of stories - the 'U.F.O.W.A.V.E.' songs are all stories. I haven't really taken direct lyrical influence from other songwriters, but my dad bought me a book of W.H. Auden's poems when I was younger, and the imagery really interested me. - Author: King Krule
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#96. When you find the right person, yeah - this is what it feels like." He takes a deep breath, trying to steady himself before taking my hand and placing it over his heart. It's beating fast and hard. "Do you feel that? We haven't done anything yet and that's how I react to you. - Author: H.M. Ward
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#97. No man won a woman's heart by running away. - Author: H.M. Ward
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#98. And here's a life lesson for you, Miss Anderson. I'm not pretending. - Author: L. H. Cosway
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#99. I'm a firm believer that character is highly overrated. Character is a trick that we do with the audience's collusion. - Author: William H. Macy
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#100. I do love comedy, but I'm not brave enough to tackle a script whose goal is to make you laugh. That's tough. The ones that can do it, I tip my hat off to them, but I don't have that kind of humor or mind. - Author: William H. Macy
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