M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team Quotes & Sayings

#1. Shaving was invented to kill time before a date.

#2. Inside that Colonel, there's a private that needs to be cuddled and held just like the rest of us." Hawkeye

#3. You don't have to hurt somebody just to make sure they don't hurt you first." Hawkeye, in one of his less cynical moments.

#4. Colonel Henry Blake, a surgeon: "I can paint a barn with someone else's blood. I just can't stand to see my own.

#5. It's one thing to admire a man's work. It's another to get your picture in the paper doing it." General Clayton

#6. If you had the guts to serve your country like the rest of us, you wouldn't have to work so hard to prove you're crazy.

#7. Are you dedicated to your patient or your ego?

#8. Do you really understand all this army stuff?

It helps not to be too bright, sir.

#9. What's a man worth without love ? $.89 worth of chemicals." Hawkeye Pierce

MAS*H Episode Guide Team Quotes