Love Monkey Quotes

#1. I wonder if it would be unethical for me to turn James Marsters? And then force him to fake the Cockney accent? And then make him my love monkey?

Molly Harper

#2. It is preposterous that the current members of the United States Senate and all of their predecessors for more than 200 years haven't been able to read the Constitution and do what it says.

John Jay Hooker

#3. I do show violence as entertainment. Clearly, I'd be a liar if I said I didn't.

Nick Love

#4. One dies only if he's not anymore in the hearts and minds of those who know him.
- Monkey D. Luffy

Eiichiro Oda

#5. My least favorite phrase in the English language is 'I don't care.'

James Caan

#6. When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.

Drew Carey

#7. I'm stuck babysitting turtle eggs while a volleyball player slash grease monkey slash aquarium volunteer tries to hit on me."
I'm not hitting on you," he protested.
No?"
Believe me, you'd know if I was hitting on you. You wouldn't be able to stop yourself from succumbing to my charms.

Nicholas Sparks

#8. Every woman's path is difficult, and many mothers were as equipped to raise children as wire monkey mothers. I say that without judgment: It is, sadly, true. An unhealthy mother's love is withering.

Anne Lamott

#9. I'd waited for this opportunity with Claudia for a long time - ever since elementary school when I tried to impress her on the monkey bars and woo her with my crayon drawings. But I couldn't have been with her any sooner. You can't expect someone to love a shadow.

Suzanne McKenna Link

#10. People have always called me Schneider Monkey just because of my energy and mass consumption of bananas. Plus, I just love monkeys, so I thought, 'Well, I love monkeys, I love my fans, why not put the two together?'

Max Schneider

#11. Love's like a junkie, addiction's a fact. Passion's a monkey, you can't keep off your back.

Elton John

#12. It's love this and love that but of couse it's so easy to love someone you don't know, whether it's George Clooney or Monkey. Staying civil to someone with whom you've ever shared Christmas turkey- now there's a miracle.

Nick Hornby

#13. My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don't know - I can't be playing with something like that. A monkey, I can handle it. A dog, yeah; I would get a monkey.

French Montana

#14. I love going into the centre of London because people don't give a monkey's about you or who you are. You can be in a restaurant and no one notices you or if they do they won't show it.

Teddy Sheringham

#15. The bigger the mistake looks, the better chance I'll have to break out and live a real life. Our real discoveries come from chaos. - Brandy Alexander

Chuck Palahniuk

#16. As for me I will follow the path of the pink bunnies.

Magenta Periwinkle

#17. When is there ever a right time to fully give your heart to another? There are always going to be obstacles. You just have to decide which ones are worth it.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#18. You cannot expect a man to love you, but not because of your body or physical construction. It is like giving a man the option between choosing you and a monkey.

M.F. Moonzajer

#19. That's no dog," he said. "It looks like a monkey and a dog fell in love and had babies and this is the ugly one they didn't want.

Derek Landy

#20. On a large scale, people aren't going to cut back how much they use. That's a pipe dream. If anything, as the developing world gets richer, the world's going to consume more - more cars, bigger homes, more energy, more water, more food.

Ramez Naam

#21. I love trolling around the internet and I am nuts like an 8-bit Monkey on cocaine.

Sultan Khan

#22. The artist should not be satisfied to only play the part of a mirror.

Jules Breton

#23. People love that monkey torture.

Thomas Lennon

#24. Go fuck a monkey, Ferro. I don't have time for you or your fake sincerity.

H.M. Ward

#25. Maybe I had found true love. Not that true love is a bitter, rotten dead monkey in a box. But then again, maybe.

Aaron Cometbus

#26. Lord Ram gave Hanuman a quizzical look and said, "What are you, a monkey or a man?" Hanuman bowed his head reverently, folded his hands and said, "When I do not know who I am, I serve You and when I do know who I am, You and I are One.

Tulsidas

#27. You can't be angsty all day or else it becomes a sort of pale angst.

Jim Broadbent