Lost My Virginity Quotes

#1. I remember my first standup act when I was seventeen; I did a really lame song about being flat chested. I was doing it in New York, and I remember Kevin Brennan, the guy I lost my virginity to, was like "That song doesn't make sense, you have tits."

Sarah Silverman

#2. To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*

Thom Yorke

#3. I lost my virginity to a pumpkin when I was 23. Back then I was convinced I was actually a Vegetable, hell, that's what the song is about.

Thom Yorke

#4. I lost my virginity junior year of college, I was 21 ... I was awkward, and I was raised Jehovah's Witness so I thought sex was bad, I thought I was going to go to hell, and get AIDS immediately.

Donald Glover

#5. I came out after safe sex was invented and I always practiced safe sex. Except for when I lost my virginity.

Dale Peck

#6. I lost my virginity when I was 14. And I haven't been able to find it.

David Duchovny

#7. On the day he had colonic irrigation: 'I feel I lost my virginity that day in so many ways.'

Ben Affleck

#8. I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.

Flavor Flav

#9. When I was raped I lost my virginity and almost lost my life. I also discarded certain assumptions I had held about how the world worked and about how safe I was.

Alice Sebold

#10. I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this poor girl and I was trying my best, but I was like Scotland at a World Cup - just pleased to be there.

Russell Howard

#11. I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost ... my virginity.

Bo Burnham

#12. I grew up with Morelli, lost my virginity to him, ran over him with my father's Buick in a fit of justifiable rage, and now years later he's my boyfriend.

Janet Evanovich

#13. Well, I lost my virginity in a car. But it wasn't a very nice one.

Brittany Murphy

#14. I don't want to brag, but if I go through this, and I go back to camp, I'll have something unique to talk about. I can be like, 'Hey, not only am I not a virgin, I lost my virginity to a frog-headed exotic dancer.' Will that be something to brag about or something to be ashamed of?

Ned Vizzini

#15. I did, of course, on both counts, and started going out with the boy I lost my virginity to - all of it. He lost his to me too, except that neither of us felt we had lost anything - just discovered the meaning of life and love and everything else unnecessary in between.

Elly Varrenti

#16. People with lost personalities will suffer a great deal more than those with lost virginities.

Melina Marchetta

#17. I think I grew up that night. It might have been Patrick that lost his virginity, but it was me that lost my innocence.

T.A. Webb

#18. Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity.

Conan O'Brien

#19. Virginity can be lost by a thought.

St. Jerome

#20. Credibility, like virginity, can only be lost once and never recovered.

Charley Reese

#21. Integrity is like virginity: once lost, never recoverable

Julian Barnes

#22. No girl can forget the day she lost her virginity, or the circumstance that led to it.

Augustine Sam

#23. That kind of absolute faith is one of those things that, like virginity, can only be lost once

Tana French

#24. Now I need to speak directly and with compassion to those who have already pushed open the door of premarital sex. The monster has been released. You've lost your virginity and may have been sexually active for years. Perhaps you've been carrying a load of guilt for doing what you knew was wrong.

James C. Dobson

#25. I'm Violet," I growl. "I thought I lost something this summer, but I just realized, I never needed it."
Total silence.
Then someone mutters, "Is she talking about her virginity?"
In retrospect, I realize I could have worded that better.

Nicole Christie

#26. It wasn't every day a girl lost her virginity, not to mention to a delicious, perfect specimen of man. One who had wings, to boot.

Rosalie Lario

#27. It gets worse. Josh tell her that he loves her. She says it back. He touches her. She touches him back. And then they're losing their virginity on the floor of her bedroom beside her pet rabbit, Isis.
A rabbit.
Josh literally lost his virginity in front of a metaphor for sex.

Stephanie Perkins

#28. On Christmas morning, Rebecca lost her moral virginity, her sense of humor - and her two best friends. But, other than that, it was a hell of a holiday.

Ellen Emerson White

#29. All of you have now lost your virginity ... in Physics!

Walter Lewin

#30. No matter how good your memory is, you can never recollect the day your heart lost its virginity.

Subhasis Das