Light Beer Quotes

#1. I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it.

Kevin Nealon

#2. My first pastoral letter's gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes
I hate those two things.

Timothy M. Dolan

#3. The old Janey only drank cheap wine and light beer. The new Janey is classy, prefers cocktails, and even drinks alone.

J.C. Patrick

#4. Changed back into my comfy T-shirt advertising beer, crawled into bed, and switched the light off. I woke up at sunrise with Ranger next to me. Naked. No surprise there. Ranger always slept naked.

Janet Evanovich

#5. Bud Light ... the perfect beer for marketers about to lose their job.

Jeff Barrett

#6. I buy us each a 40 oz. of Coors Light because right off the bat, it's important that she knows I am the kind of guy who drinks 40s, not like wine or craft beer or stuff like that.

David Shapiro

#7. In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than remembering not to light the filter ends of cigarettes.

Dave Barry

#8. Life is not always good, which is why music exists.

Hayley Williams

#9. Listening to someone who brews their own beer is like listening to a religious fanatic talk about the day he saw the light.

Ross Murray

#10. Many a time since have I noticed, in persons of Ginevra Fanshawe's light, careless temperament, and fair, fragile style of beauty, an entire incapacity to endure: they seem to sour in adversity, like small beer in thunder.

Charlotte Bronte

#11. Apollo, the god of light, of reason, of proportion, harmony, number - Apollo blinds those who press too close in worship. Don't look straight at the sun. Go into a dark bar for a bit and have a beer with Dionysis, every now and then.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#12. tried to keep smiling. Truc took the beer from her and stood there in the pale rectangle of light. The dogs were quiet beside

Kristin Hannah

#13. You find the most outrageous deviants in the countries with the most authoritarian systems.

Amelie Nothomb

#14. You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

Jeff Foxworthy

#15. When we're on Twitter, we're not only live tweeting episodes and talking about behind-the-scenes stuff, we actively try to respond to everybody.

Lennon Parham

#16. Wrinkles appeared and disappeared as he squinted his eyes and relaxed them, like someone peering into a strobe light, police car-top beacon, flashing neon beer sign.

Dennis Vickers

#17. If asked whether I am finally letting God love me, just as I am, I would answer, 'No, but I'm trying.

Brennan Manning

#18. I am a hollow shell, the crab's died, there's nothing left inside. Don't they know that?

George R R Martin

#19. The old man had been tanned by the light of too many beer signs, and it just goes to show that you can't live on three packs of Chesterfields and a fifth of bourbon a day without starting to drift far too fuckin' wide in the turns.

Daniel Woodrell

#20. Turn the light on so your aim is better," he said mildly. "All you did was waste a full beer.

Erin McCarthy