Life Without Humour Quotes

#1. Try patting them on the back or shoulder and telling them everything is going to be fine. Lots of times when girls cry, they don't want you to fix the problem, they just want to be consoled.

Kiera Cass

#2. But now you're unhappy," he pointed out.
"And?" I challenged.
"That doesn't seem fair." He shrugged, but his eyes were still intense.
I laughed without humour. "Hasn't anyone told you? Life isn't fair."
"I believe I have heard that somewhere before," he agreed dryly.

Stephenie Meyer

#3. Without discussing it with his mother, Anton went up to his teacher, Miss Katballe, and informed her that after seven years he was now quitting school. It was the best day of her life, she replied. With unexpected politeness he bowed, thanked her, and said, likewise.

Carsten Jensen

#4. Life is a circus: you go in, bow, run around, bow again and leave.

Storm Petersen

#5. Life is a sentence without any fullstops.

Danish Sayanee

#6. -I'm a girl, I'm his friend and I'm attractive too, so don't just ignore me like I was a pile of squid guts! She felt like saying back to them.

Andrew James Pritchard

#7. You can't spell American without "I can.

A.D. Aliwat

#8. Age may catch up with you, just never let it over take you.

Benny Bellamacina

#9. People who say you can't do something should be ignored. They're probably talking to themselves.

Eliza Green

#10. Uh-uh, I would rather got hrough the front door and tackle the giants than have to life-saving-suck-kiss you for five minutes.

Chanda Hahn

#11. This won't look so good in my obituary," Schaffer said dolefully. There was a perceptible edge of strain under the lightly-spoken words."Gave his life for his country in a ladies' lavatory in Upper Bavaria.

Alistair MacLean

#12. Can we all just stop being dicks?!

Adam Hills

#13. My patience has dreadful chilblains from standing so long on a monument.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

#14. No, she laughed." How on earth could that be done? If you try to laugh and say 'No' at the same time, it sounds like neighing - yet people are perpetually doing it in novels. If they did it in real life they would be locked up.

Hilaire Belloc

#15. Humour is - how do I say this without sounding pompous - it's a huge part of my life.

Martin Freeman

#16. The doctor asked me recently how I was feeling within myself, I replied, "absolutely fine doctor, but I'm terribly lonely without myself.

Benny Bellamacina

#17. Life without a pasta machine is like life without music!

Margo Vader

#18. There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.

Rufus Wainwright

#19. Without desire, one is a walking cadaver.

Karldon Okruta

#20. If there was life without pie, then life would be a lie.

Steph