Toastmaster Humour Quotes

#1. The Apologizer Bunny keeps going and going and going.

Florence King

#2. A free and open Internet should not have to be weighed down by legal challenges - its dynamism is essential to our economy.

Anna Eshoo

#3. don't care where you live, but here in Seattle, our restaurants are better than your restaurants. "Hmmm,

Maria Semple

#4. One cannot possibly understand the teaching of the saints unless one has a pure mind and is trying to imitate their life.

Athanasius

#5. The old proverb was now made good, the mountain had brought forth a mouse.

Plutarch

#6. I'm kind of putting my toe back in the water and seeing how it feels. We're going to be doing stuff we haven't done for years and years and years. So I'm looking forward to seeing how this stuff flies.

Billy Joel

#7. Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords on my neck standing out? Am I waving my arms around?" "No." "The were not fighting.

Janet Evanovich

#8. I have a small child. Being a parent takes a lot of time. People always ask me, "What movies have you watched lately?" I tell them, "Finding 'Nemo' ... 'Shrek' ...

Clint Eastwood

#9. Remember everything is right until it's wrong. You'll know when it's wrong.

Ernest Hemingway,

#10. We are small and insignificant but our souls are large because we have set out on a journey to know the universe.

Tony Taylor

#11. Questions invaded my mind and I was young and skeptical, wanting to believe in the power of the mind, wanting to believe in the power of intellectual force, terribly afraid of sentimentality in myself and others.

Sherwood Anderson

#12. I love scenes that are just emotional give and take. By the same token, action sequences are great to do. They have their own unique demands and requirements. So I take it as it comes, and hopefully you can get a good balance of all of that stuff.

Stephen Lang

#13. Finally coming to terms with Fathers Day. I blow as a Dad. I get it. No, I'm not an evil, abusive Father, it's just that while all my intentions and thoughts have been out of love for my kids, my actions and behaviour never measured up.

Geoffrey Hill